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I took Ann Widdecombe to Rome to cover the last pope being elected lol Snipefax: 139 is the helpline and complaints number for Indian Railways smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Apr 6, 2024 |
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Apr 6, 2024 15:09
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smellmycheese posted:I took Ann Widdecombe to Rome to cover the last pope being elected lol This requires more explanation than just a single sentence
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Apr 6, 2024 15:11
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fuctifino posted:This requires more explanation than just a single sentence I was working for ITV Breakfast and they flew Widdecombe out as a “celebrity” correspondent to watch along with the worlds media for the white smoke to come out the chimney. She was a joyless old crone
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Apr 6, 2024 15:12
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smellmycheese posted:I took Ann Widdecombe to Rome to cover the last pope 
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Apr 6, 2024 15:13
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how was the sex
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Apr 6, 2024 15:13
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What did she smell like? e: also Dr. Cool Aids posted:how was the sex
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Apr 6, 2024 15:14
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:how was the sex smellmycheese posted:She was a joyless old crone
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Apr 6, 2024 15:14
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Guavanaut posted:I forgot Ann Widdecombe was still alive. Judging by that pic they're all hungering for live human flesh so she probably isn't.
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Apr 6, 2024 15:16
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:how was the sex Ask the Pope
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Apr 6, 2024 15:18
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You know they’re all loving each other in those conclaves.
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Apr 6, 2024 15:44
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I also want to know what she smelled like
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Apr 6, 2024 16:10
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fuctifino posted:What did she smell like? Jakabite posted:I also want to know what she smelled like 
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Apr 6, 2024 16:13
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I think there's a time and a place for obnoxious sex weirdness, and this is neither.
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Apr 6, 2024 16:16
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Apr 6, 2024 16:20
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Please respect my Pope kink
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Apr 6, 2024 16:23
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He's trying to grab a titty
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Apr 6, 2024 16:30
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It’s just one of those things I find interesting when you meet a famous person irl. That and their height. They’re usually much smaller than you expect, but already know she’s tiny so that just leaves her… aroma. Stench?
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Apr 6, 2024 16:33
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Jakabite posted:It’s just one of those things I find interesting when you meet a famous person irl. That and their height. They’re usually much smaller than you expect, but already know she’s tiny so that just leaves her… aroma. Stench? My interest was because I know someone who was at a small conference and met her up close, and she said Anne smelled of a mixture of boiled cabbage, mothballs and stale sweat. I was just curious if that was an off day or the norm.
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Apr 6, 2024 16:34
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Jedit posted:there's a time and a place for obnoxious sex weirdness, and this is neither.
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Apr 6, 2024 16:35
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Please, do not post your AI-generated erotica in this thread. Or any thread.
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Apr 6, 2024 16:35
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What a loving weird time to check in on the thread
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Apr 6, 2024 16:43
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fuctifino posted:What did she smell like? stale piss and cough medicine
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Apr 6, 2024 16:44
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It's a slow thread day. If people are affected by my posts, they can either: a) Not read them. (The ignore button can help with this) b) Drown out my posts by contributing to the thread with actual content c) Post whiny complaints A word of warning that c) often temps me to double down. Carry on   Dr. Cool Aids posted:Loudly making GBS threads myself in a GP waiting room and telling everyone they're more than welcome to pinch their nose  stop signing your posts
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Apr 6, 2024 16:46
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Loudly making GBS threads myself in a GP waiting room and telling everyone they're more than welcome to pinch their nose
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Apr 6, 2024 17:06
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fuctifino posted:It's a slow thread day. If people are affected by my posts, they can either: Mate...
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Apr 6, 2024 17:17
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:Loudly making GBS threads myself in a GP waiting room and telling everyone they're more than welcome to pinch their nose Ssh, if you complain he'll just "double down" and re-enact swap.avi or something!
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Apr 6, 2024 17:17
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We didn’t actually end up doing much. We had 3 days scheduled in I think but the clerics obviously decided they needed to get rid of the Nazi guy ASAP and the smoke went out the chimney really quickly so it was all over before Ann and I had had much of a chance to wander the Vatican
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Apr 6, 2024 17:18
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Fun facts: I’ve actually met the pope too and my wife has kissed his ring
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Apr 6, 2024 17:19
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Which one? (In context obvs 'which specific Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church', but in light of whatever gutter the thread is lying in feel free to assume 'which ring' or worse)
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Apr 6, 2024 17:23
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The current one. My wife is hardcore Belfast Catholic and through a series of Bishop connections got us into the popes weekly meet and greet. You have to wear your full wedding gear or the Swiss Guards won’t let you in. We flew to Rome the day after our wedding and had to get kitted out in all the wedding clobber again and be at St Peter’s for 7am. Good fun though and got some great pictures in the square afterwards in our finery. Tourists loved us too
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Apr 6, 2024 17:26
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Guavanaut posted:Well at least Lady Astor wasn't an antisemite! Did you know that her grandson William Waldorf Astor III, 4th Viscount Astor married Annabel Sheffield who had a young daughter at the time called Samantha Sheffield who went on to marry David Cameron. Funny that.
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Apr 6, 2024 17:32
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I enjoyed him in The Muppet Show.
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Apr 6, 2024 17:33
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This is quite a sight. I'm sure there's a metaphor in here somewhere... https://twitter.com/claudcockerell/status/1775862729732935686
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Apr 6, 2024 17:57
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Probably a really good party that
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Apr 6, 2024 18:24
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Probably a really good party that It looked like everyone was having fun on the dancerug https://twitter.com/Cjoeytami/status/1776389852843413776
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Apr 6, 2024 18:31
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smellmycheese posted:Ask the Pope But which one? She's probably deflowered every pope there has been in the last 80 years.
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Apr 6, 2024 18:31
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smellmycheese posted:The current one. You very smoothly avoided answering which ring your wife kissed. 
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Apr 6, 2024 18:32
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Apr 6, 2024 18:42
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Did we have all this poo poo with the '05 shirts?
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Apr 6, 2024 18:44
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going to the upcoming unison health conference next week. any tips or suggestions
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