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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Tombot posted:

Oh, maybe don't do that then. Regardless I'm sure there is something else you can hide it in that a dog will compulsively eat without chewing.

green beans

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Paperboy being paid by the customers sounds like really inconvenient system.

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary



Caption It!

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That fish has Andrew Tate lips.

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Kennel posted:

Paperboy being paid by the customers sounds like really inconvenient system.

It absolutely was, and I super hated collecting every month. I never had anyone who really put it off, thankfully, but keeping track of everyone's checks and cash was annoying and there were only like maybe forty people on my route.

I'm not sure if it was a top-down decision from my local paper to have everyone pay-by-mail, but I was glad for it when it happened.

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
We Are Reproducing

quote:



Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Haifisch posted:


Mexikid Stories


Holy poo poo that cop.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
oh kid pix, now we've unlocked a core memory

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Mister Olympus posted:

oh kid pix, now we've unlocked a core memory

Oh No!

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

badcomicscore

















chuckle and lol torture by wikipedia the free encyclopedia anyone can edit

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Peanut butter works with mine.

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Hostile V posted:

badcomicscore




I mean, they could just eat him. like Miranda was planning to before she realized she'd met him. Or kill him and sell the meat.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Dav posted:

Y’know, the exploding truck thing seemed to fall broadly within comic book parameters of “make it look like an accident” but the ol’ rattlesnake in an elevator gag not so much.

Rattlesnakes kill people in elevators all the time. It's just not widely reported.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Pickles


Hagar the Horrible


Zits

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Professor Wayne posted:


Hagar the Horrible




Great eyes lol

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 9/11-13/52





Archie 1/19-21/50





The Virtue of Vera Valiant 6/5/77

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

GOL LEE Archie is good.

We haven't heard much from Weatherbee.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


Scary Go Round (January 23-25, 2006)




Kazinsal fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Apr 14, 2024

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From The Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side Of The Horse

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Corto Maltese







Blueberry



riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Heathcliff


Compu-toon


Garfield


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Classic Arlo and Janis (May 05, 2002)


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Zippy The Pinhead


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Prince Valiant

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Selachian posted:

Archie 1/19-21/50


I paused to think how this prank would work for long enough that I figured it would actually end in the three bullies breaking through the ice. Maybe that's the real prank pulled by Archie comics on bullies reading it for inspiration.
e: also, Jughead has teamed up with [Archie's rival whose name I don't know]. Guess Jughead can appreciate a good prank on Archie as well as anyone.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Medenmath posted:

Prince Valiant


Panel 1 tapestry is great

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Pondus






Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Strontium posted:

Take It From The Tinkersons

This has inspired me to check out what a lot of those recipes have and I gotta say I am inspired to try them out because a lot of them are pretty good-looking stew recipes.

e: I now know what maque choux is and am frantically writing down this recipe.

Vox Valentine fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Apr 7, 2024

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Retail




Popcom


EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Mutts


Sally Forth


Peanuts (April 3, 1977)


Crankshaft


Thimble Theater (November 10, 1940)


Popeye

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Cul de Sac


FoxTrot Classix


Rose is Rose


Hostile V posted:

This has inspired me to check out what a lot of those recipes have and I gotta say I am inspired to try them out because a lot of them are pretty good-looking stew recipes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qj0KlHqo58

[sigh] onions....

(That does sound good)


I like all the 80's music gags here, but "One Stood Still, The Other Was Livelier" really hits my sweet spot

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 4/6/04



Brenda Starr 12/21/52



Smokey Stover 10/16/60



Everyday Movies 5/31/37



"Will ya please pass this along, an' watch out for the mustard."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 6/20/43 -- to come in color.

Closer Than We Think! 10/16/60



The first Polaris missile test was July 1960.

Bonus Ad! This was mentioned in Crabgrass about a week ago as a possible new invention -- but they had pocket socks in the 1970s!

Forum accident
Jun 15, 2006

All hail Thor...the THUNDER GOD!
Frank and Ernest


(5/30/1994)


(5/31/1994)


Ziggy


(11/10/1971)

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

EasyEW posted:

Peanuts (April 3, 1977)


I want to know who in town was willing to sell a dog a taser.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Selachian posted:

Closer Than We Think! 10/16/60



The first Polaris missile test was July 1960.

"Gentlemen, we've just invented a nuclear missile that launches from a submarine which can be hidden literally anywhere in the ocean. Even if the other side spots one of the subs today, it won't be there anymore tomorrow, so there's no way for this capability to be taken out in a surprise first strike, like could happen to an ICBM silo or a bomber base. That's a tremendous improvement over the other bomb delivery methods. Now let's see, what could we do next with these missiles... hey guys, I have a fantastic idea that surely wouldn't throw away the system's one big advantage!"


Bizarro


The Family Circus


Slylock Fox

Yeah, yeah, enough about the witnesses, I want to hear the outcome of the Great Milk Robbery trial.

Flash Gordon

I must admit, I was not expecting this week's viewpoint character to be the Frigia Tourism Board. :newlol:

FoxTrot

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

Samovar posted:

Also, I may have another cowboy comic to translate, if folk would be interested.

I'm doing my traditional catch up on your posts(I got sad and muttered "Jim, no..." and then "JIM, YES!!" finishing the Bass Brothers story :3:) so I just saw this and hell yes, brother.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Powered Descent posted:

Slylock Fox

Yeah, yeah, enough about the witnesses, I want to hear the outcome of the Great Milk Robbery trial.

Wow, those Hocus-Focus panels are quietly and devastatingly depressing. (Until I imagined them as being drawn by Kelley from The Onion. Then they became a riot.)

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Selachian posted:



Closer Than We Think! 10/16/60



The first Polaris missile test was July 1960.

Bonus Ad! This was mentioned in Crabgrass about a week ago as a possible new invention -- but they had pocket socks in the 1970s!



I want some of those pocket socks to wear with my meat shoes

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!
Pluggers


Well now I have to think too long about how dog hearing aids would work, thanks Pluggers.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Esa Ahto


"Truth to be told, I've been drunk 24/7 for the last two years"

Nancy


Dustin

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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




drat that's a fine dog / fox.

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