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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
goku
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Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008


:mad:

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

shut up!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
oh, and israel? loving death

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
cloud goes up, cloud goes down

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Louisgod posted:

oh, and israel? loving death

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

I was going to post that after it was over.
:mad:

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

great sky cheeser

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

UFOTacoMan posted:

I was going to post that after it was over.
:mad:

time is not real

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



skill issue

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



welcome to Biden’s america

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The entire state is clouded, and the eclipse happens in under an hour.

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
biden got those cloud generators working overtime in red states good for him

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Nonsense posted:

The entire state is clouded, and the eclipse happens in under an hour.

:same:

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
bit of a cloud strife going on

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016





let's mosey

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing (wait many years for the moon to briefly block it out)

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Which state is he going to win exactly?

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Fuckt Tupp posted:

he says in an interview that his daugters film prof says that its unethical for filmmakers to disguise their ideology but he says its unethical for them to disclose it

discovering new levels of liberalism previously unknown to science

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
God hates Texas

Brainwreck
Mar 17, 2009
Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/thisisalabama/status/1777380858812371240

gregday
May 23, 2003


*squawk* It's a living!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

SirPablo posted:

God hates Texas



texas has sacrificed enough immigrants and women and will be spared the horror of the eclipse other states should take note

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
Niagara Falls declared an emergency from all the eclipse watchers and now it’s gonna be cloudy. Watch them all go ape poo poo and destroy the town like it’s hockey riot.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://x.com/zachsilberberg/status/1777325490715381900?s=46

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

There are somewhere around 4-5 million people in Austin alone for this poo poo.

I think the periphery states will get a better view.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1777373264689426831

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

The eclipse is a hoax created by big optometry to trick people into looking at the sun.

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
America was a mistake

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
We must destroy the sun

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

angerbot posted:

We must destroy the sun

declaring war on Ra is bold, let’s see how that plays out for you.

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice
what are everyones favorite TRUMP crack-pings, the moments that really clarified for u how american our favorite president is, how much he owns, etc

-gazing directly into eclipse definitely

-i still cant get over "the doctors said my dna was actually usa". i think about this a LOT

-got that Romney chick working for the RNC to change her own name

-piles of blank papers and folders at divestiture (?) press conference

-matt calamari

-signing the photos of dead troops (or other like 'revered dead' or whatever), telling troop families they knew what they signed up for, telling the brass not to allow mangled soldiers in military parades cuz theyre hosed up looking

-puerto rican paper towel toss

-the attorney general who designed big dick toilets

-mcdonalds + pizza hut state dinner (makes liberals insanely angry)

-making sure that one POS couldnt meet the pope, firing that other POS mid-trip and making him fly himself home

-space force

-scotus appointments that again made liberals sputteringly and impotently angry

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
lmao totally forgot about trump denying the pope visit

there was simply too much content!

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Consolidated Ed posted:

what are everyones favorite TRUMP crack-pings, the moments that really clarified for u how american our favorite president is, how much he owns, etc

-i still cant get over "the doctors said my dna was actually usa". i think about this a LOT
my president

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I think for me the biggest "is this poo poo actually happening??" moment was the protest after Charlottesville where Trump had the whole crowd teargassed so he could walk out to the front of that church and then he held the bible upside down lol

Some of my favorites came later on but like, by 2020 when he was having those surreal COVID press conferences I wasn't capable of a true crack ping anymore, I already knew what the score was by then.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Consolidated Ed posted:

what are everyones favorite TRUMP crack-pings, the moments that really clarified for u how american our favorite president is, how much he owns, etc

-gazing directly into eclipse definitely

-i still cant get over "the doctors said my dna was actually usa". i think about this a LOT

-got that Romney chick working for the RNC to change her own name

-piles of blank papers and folders at divestiture (?) press conference

-matt calamari

-signing the photos of dead troops (or other like 'revered dead' or whatever), telling troop families they knew what they signed up for, telling the brass not to allow mangled soldiers in military parades cuz theyre hosed up looking

-puerto rican paper towel toss

-the attorney general who designed big dick toilets

-mcdonalds + pizza hut state dinner (makes liberals insanely angry)

-making sure that one POS couldnt meet the pope, firing that other POS mid-trip and making him fly himself home

-space force

-scotus appointments that again made liberals sputteringly and impotently angry
when he mocked that disabled reporter at a rally and the crowd went wild and it only helped him in the polls

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




Oh so now we're *picky* about what blocks out the sun

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
honestly nothing beats hurricane sharpie. The several days of lead up and that being the punchline will be hard to surpass

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RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

Asproigerosis posted:

Pretty funny that the president knowingly submitted a fraudulent bond to the court and instead of any penalties he got a month extension.

When youre famous they let you do it

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