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The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Paladinus posted:

That's just a different pour, relax.



All four are valid.

If you say so, Mrs. Clinton

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Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Paladinus posted:

That's just a different pour, relax.



All four are valid.

is that sticker first from the right the forgotten weapons guy

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Jealous of how much head that guy is getting?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Paladinus posted:

That's just a different pour, relax.



All four are valid.

Rightmost reminds me of hanging out at Buffalo Wild Wings

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Paladinus posted:

That's just a different pour, relax.



All four are valid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSjie7nTzJA&t=42s

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Paladinus posted:

That's just a different pour, relax.



All four are valid.
Bullshit, only the second one is valid. The first one isn't a full glass by any measure, and the third and fourth are perverse. If you want to get the weirdass Euro pour that's mostly head, that's not the glass to pour it in!

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice
ughhh shut the gently caress up drinking beer out of glasses like a bunch of german friars

if its not in a can you dont work for a living sorry

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I don't drink beer at all, actually. It doesn't taste good to me.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Consolidated Ed posted:

ughhh shut the gently caress up drinking beer out of glasses like a bunch of german friars

if its not in a can you dont work for a living sorry

nonsense. many fine working class brews still come in bottles like zanpiper's organic raspberry noni hefeweizen and special friend's shadegrown quadruple hopped triple imperial ipa

augias
Apr 7, 2009

Cans are good for keeping 36 packs under you're bed

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


being so proletariat about beer you swing right back around again into snobbery

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Buck Wildman posted:

being so proletariat about beer you swing right back around again into snobbery

horseshoe theory rears its ugly head

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The only bar I'll go to has a never ending continuously flowing beer tap sticking out of the wall, draining into a steel trough that's bolted to the floor. You line up, and when you get to the front of the line you pay a fantastically fat old lady with a big hairy mole on her chin. Rule is, you can only use your hands, but whatever you can get in your mouth and down your throat in 60 seconds is yours, for a flat rate. Full price you can drink out of the tap. Half price you drink out of the trough.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


on which quadrant of the political compass do micheladas lie?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The only bar I'll go to has a never ending continuously flowing beer tap sticking out of the wall, draining into a steel trough that's bolted to the floor. You line up, and when you get to the front of the line you pay a fantastically fat old lady with a big hairy mole on her chin. Rule is, you can only use your hands, but whatever you can get in your mouth and down your throat in 60 seconds is yours, for a flat rate. Full price you can drink out of the tap. Half price you drink out of the trough.

that's cool. i like to go to bars and order drinks from the bar tender and then drink them from the glass they come in

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The only bar I'll go to has a never ending continuously flowing beer tap sticking out of the wall, draining into a steel trough that's bolted to the floor. You line up, and when you get to the front of the line you pay a fantastically fat old lady with a big hairy mole on her chin. Rule is, you can only use your hands, but whatever you can get in your mouth and down your throat in 60 seconds is yours, for a flat rate. Full price you can drink out of the tap. Half price you drink out of the trough.

:dogstare:

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
i prefer absinthe that's had Svalbarši water erode panela sugar over three months into a single use glass, delivered to me by yacht-jet, but i suppose some of us just aren't proletarian enough

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

I only drink distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure grain alcohol.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
this bar doesn''t serve 4loko??? no idea i was drinking in an establishment for class traitors

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Loucks posted:

I only drink distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure grain alcohol.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

The only bar I'll go to has a never ending continuously flowing beer tap sticking out of the wall, draining into a steel trough that's bolted to the floor. You line up, and when you get to the front of the line you pay a fantastically fat old lady with a big hairy mole on her chin. Rule is, you can only use your hands, but whatever you can get in your mouth and down your throat in 60 seconds is yours, for a flat rate. Full price you can drink out of the tap. Half price you drink out of the trough.

that's cool I guess but I only go places where they let me use my daily carry hatchet I got from a bespoke survivalist subscription box on my drink

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Rudeboy Detective posted:

on which quadrant of the political compass do micheladas lie?

Chaotic good if they use V8, chaotic evil if they use Clamato

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/Leather_Peach/status/1777409061765398643

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.




This Spot Marks Our Grave... But You May Rest Here Too, If You Like

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


i like to make cocktails out of random poo poo and give them a fancy sounding name, doing all the movements and mixing with grace and purpose right before the illusion of competence shatters when my father in law tastes his soy sauce whiskey egg

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



blatman posted:

i like to make cocktails out of random poo poo and give them a fancy sounding name, doing all the movements and mixing with grace and purpose right before the illusion of competence shatters when my father in law tastes his soy sauce whiskey egg

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

blatman posted:

i like to make cocktails out of random poo poo and give them a fancy sounding name, doing all the movements and mixing with grace and purpose right before the illusion of competence shatters when my father in law tastes his soy sauce whiskey egg


have him try these. they're good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q1A3Ayt9I4

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Paladinus posted:

I don't drink beer at all, actually. It doesn't taste good to me.

didn't know this was a requirement

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



FFT posted:

Bullshit, only the second one is valid. The first one isn't a full glass by any measure, and the third and fourth are perverse. If you want to get the weirdass Euro pour that's mostly head, that's not the glass to pour it in!
do _not_ be baited into beer nerdery in this thread. what are you thinkin

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

:pwn:

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006


For those naive, this is both easier and harder to do than you might expect

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.

ClassActionFursuit posted:

For those naive, this is both easier and harder to do than you might expect

I'm picturing a drone that's, like, 18 inches across

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Actuary X posted:

I'm picturing a drone that's, like, 18 inches across

its actually a guy that has a job like "senior general file clerk first class" idk why he had propellers

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

blatman posted:

its actually a guy that has a job like "senior general file clerk first class" idk why he had propellers

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Lmao

Leandros
Dec 14, 2008


titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

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deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

I googled this to find out more. Her linked in profile is still up. :stare:

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