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Bald Stalin posted:Hmmmm that's a tricky one. Is there anything from past history we can look at? Nah. dunno! ?
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khazar sansculotte posted:
Pfft that's hard, no, I meant Post.
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blatman posted:im the combination necktie seatbelt im the doorknob besides the steering wheel with no physical linkage
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FFT posted:techbros reinvent trains HIS NAME WAS TAIN. T. RUNNER! edit: note to self don't leave the tab open for days while forgetting to actually post lovely joke Kitfox88 has issued a correction as of 04:05 on Apr 9, 2024 |
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Palladium posted:im the doorknob besides the steering wheel with no physical linkage Hey I'm already the Mystery Knob 
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Shame Boy posted:Hey I'm already the Mystery Knob we are all mystery knob on this blessed day
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:Ride captain, ride, Also this made me giggle 
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Kitfox88 posted:HIS NAME WAS TAIN. T. RUNNER! 7/10, exceeds expectations. good job
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blatman posted:im the combination necktie seatbelt im the lowkey mc escher steering wheel geometry
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I'm the finger dipped coffee
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double nine posted:People thought the seatbelt-tie was just a fad but it really makes you feel like a part of the car Trying to figure out the physics of what happens when you crash with a seatbelt tie. Presumably your neck snaps a lot? Also, if you want to find someone who actually likes the morning commute, find a person with kids and a spouse who needs alone time. I honestly kind of get it, and I'm pretty sure there are no other options than hour long commutes I actually negotiated Tuesday afternoon off specifically for this
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BonHair posted:Trying to figure out the physics of what happens when you crash with a seatbelt tie. Presumably your neck snaps a lot? I would assume you get projected through the windshield and simultaneously decapitated. Your head stays on the hood of your car for easy ID, whereas your anonymous headless corpse is flung ~200m to gently caress up somebody's day. A good system imo
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I like the morning commute because I take the train to work 
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Ruffian Price posted:I like the morning commute because I take the train to work Reading on the bus is great because people will think you're a dangerous weirdo because you're not drunk and/or staring at your cellular mobile telephone, so they won't sit next to you. No my BO has nothing to do with it.
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Reading Das Kapital on the bus and pretending to nod along in agreement
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Milo and POTUS posted:Reading Das Kapital on the bus and pretending to nod along in agreement How do you pretend to nod
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BonHair posted:Trying to figure out the physics of what happens when you crash with a seatbelt tie. Presumably your neck snaps a lot? people who find a driving commute in traffic a relaxing 1 hour are psychopaths.
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Incomprehensible built-in briefcase armrest combo is tremendously useful to store my many important documents, draftsman's compass, & slide rule calculator The steering wheel isn't physically possible but is both the shifter and only the wheel. Personally I drive using only my forearm not my hand for ideal style No visible back to the seat, in those days you could fully recline them to flat for maximum comfort Also that coffee he got before drive thrus were invented: go to the drat American diner ya lazy bum, or drink it at your loving job that hasn't existed in 85 years
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To be fair... posted:people who find a driving commute in traffic a relaxing 1 hour are psychopaths. In rush hour to boot. Failed Imagineer posted:How do you pretend to nod The nodding is real, the understanding is pretend
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Failed Imagineer posted:How do you pretend to nod Like this
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ikanreed posted:Like this 
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To be fair... posted:Bringing up the mcdonalds coffee burn case is a litmus test for a person’s humanity. the following two words from that case will make even the most bootstrap, personal responsibilty person hate mcdonalds: "fused labia"
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Dixon Chisholm posted:the following two words from that case will make even the most bootstrap, personal responsibilty person hate mcdonalds: lol no it won't
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Milo and POTUS posted:lol no it won't skill issue
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Milo and POTUS posted:Reading Das Kapital on the bus and pretending to nod along in agreement One time I was reading a novel (based on real events I think) written by a communist, describing young German boys fighting in the resistance against the Nazi regime, and the people sitting opposite me kept giving me looks. I surreptitiosly checked if my pants were split at the crotch, and tried to peep my reflection in the window to see if I had maybe toothpaste all over my chin or something. When I got to my stop and put the book in my bag, I realized the e: back cover image was basically just a big-rear end Nazi emblem (when viewed from any distance). 3D Megadoodoo has issued a correction as of 12:06 on Apr 12, 2024 |
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Dixon Chisholm posted:skill issue the mcdonalds coffee case is a masterclass example of corporate pr victory among the public yeah
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Reading on the bus is great because people will think you're a dangerous weirdo because you're not drunk and/or staring at your cellular mobile telephone, so they won't sit next to you. Finns sit next to each other on the bus? Consolidated Ed posted:im just trying to reiterate out how nazi the US is dude, im not trying to rehabilitate nazis or glorify postwar west germany or some poo poo. my point was that the german state considered these people very dangerous, and spent tons of money persecuting them, and they still didnt come close to the kind of repression thats routine, for normal people all the time, in every single us detention facility You think the people presumably killed by the state in prison were less repressed than everyone in American jails?
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Weka posted:Finns sit next to each other on the bus? You can't fit everyone on the aisle.
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Milo and POTUS posted:lol no it won't Yeah from experience I can say it does not work lol Though I was arguing with someone from Europe, who also didn't seem to quite comprehend how in America if you get hurt by a company you can't just get free healthcare and social services to get better and a lawsuit is kinda your only option so idk.
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Weka posted:You think the people presumably killed by the state in prison were less repressed than everyone in American jails? I think the only real conclusion you can draw is "the Nazis were very nice to people they considered valid human beings who deserved it" which tbh so are American cops.
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read this article today and how can the interviewer not ask” what do you mean?” https://www.wired.com/story/this-woman-will-decide-which-babies-are-born-noor-siddiqui-orchid/ quote:Does population decline worry you?
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sonatinas posted:read this article today and how can the interviewer not ask” what do you mean?” Somehow when society previously had half as many people as there are now, it did not, in fact, collapse, so I'm not sure why these definitely-not-nazis think it will happen this time.
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Oh no, we might be destined for the abandoned desolate horror of the dark age of *checks* 1975
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sonatinas posted:read this article today and how can the interviewer not ask” what do you mean?” Even better: quote:by the way, are you like this other fraud? Lol, lmao.
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