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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
you dont make a billion dollars by having empty boxes of cereal

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Were the cereals paid promotion or just set dressing

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Inspector Hound posted:

Were the cereals paid promotion or just set dressing

Jerry just famously loves cereal

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Wasn’t Hillary beating Trump?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Glumwheels posted:

Wasn’t Hillary beating Trump?

she shlonged him in the polls, which is a normal term many people are using

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1778150070413598985

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Consolidated Ed posted:

i sometimes think about those diagnostic tests they administer for psychiatric conditions (the questionnaires that the doctor looks at and ignores before billing you), and i wonder if you could design one that accurately and quickly determines whether someone is a chud or not, with the starting assumption that respondents will deliberately lie on some or all responses. like that blade runner test where the questioner's role is not just to ask the questions but also to gauge and evaluate nonverbal parts of the response.

for example, you ask about the importance of DEI in the modern workplace and both chuds and leftists would immediately roll their eyes or whatever before responding. then a multiple choice question about who is the biggest enemy of the people: immigrants, the media, nazis, putin, capitalism, etc.

how quickly and with what questions could you arrive at "biggest chud alive" versus "shitlib", "anarchist weirdo", etc. there are so many chud shibboleths, lets start a database (ill do the wiki)

Q. 1) are you American? If so, you are a Chud.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Hatebag posted:

look at the way you're holdin - you like each other, right?

thank you

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Glumwheels posted:

Wasn’t Hillary beating Trump?

https://x.com/nytgraphics/status/791988235765444608?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

just imagining these two going to town together :abuela::gizz::smugdon:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

never noticed the window cabinet doors, that is pscyho poo poo
doorless cabs whatever, I get it
but cab doors with windows, forget about it!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Vim Fuego posted:

just imagining these two going to town together :abuela::gizz::smugdon:

you know, there is a nonzero chance that happened

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

https://x.com/ReelBillCarter/status/1059080148203515905

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

The Nastier Nate posted:

Jerry just famously loves cereal

I mean the brands though, for the first few seasons of E.R. the doctors all drink Sprito and Cola

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Keep getting emails to do scab jobs at hospitals. Imagine being a company solely dedicated to staffing scabs for strikes.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
she and bill obviously had (and have) “an understanding” and they both hung out with Trump a lot on the 80s and 90s and 00s

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

you know who else loves cereal besides Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld loves them too? Donald Trump.

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

Lpzie posted:

you know who else loves cereal besides Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld loves them too? Donald Trump.

what is his favoritr

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Asproigerosis posted:

Keep getting emails to do scab jobs at hospitals. Imagine being a company solely dedicated to staffing scabs for strikes.

h.care in this country is going d. way d.
get it while u can folks
poo poo is litteraly falling apart

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Joementum posted:

she shlonged him in the polls, which is a normal term many people are using

often used word in politics!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
there is no evidence Trump enjoys cereal

he’s an omelette guy

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

2DCAT posted:

Imagine if dems ran literally anyone else in 2024

why would I imagine the impossible???

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

golden grahams, probably. there's a lot of speculation in other Trump forums. he's never revealed it.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



👍🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🕋🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Lpzie posted:

golden grahams, probably. there's a lot of speculation in other Trump forums. he's never revealed it.

the secret Trump forums!!!!

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Joementum posted:

there is no evidence Trump enjoys cereal

he’s an omelette guy

trump probably has a weird aversion to eggs

i can say that because i do

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Asproigerosis posted:

Keep getting emails to do scab jobs at hospitals. Imagine being a company solely dedicated to staffing scabs for strikes.

Do it but do a horrible job

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Rudeboy Detective posted:

trump probably has a weird aversion to eggs

i can say that because i do

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


is that heinz? i can admit when i'm wrong

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

never noticed until now but his plate is full of bacon

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

UFOTacoMan posted:

never noticed the window cabinet doors, that is pscyho poo poo
doorless cabs whatever, I get it
but cab doors with windows, forget about it!

you dont want anything falling out

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

The Nastier Nate posted:

Jerry just famously loves cereal

Technically it was his then-girlfriend before she headed to school.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

UFOTacoMan posted:

never noticed until now but his plate is full of bacon

according to Ronnie Jackson he has lower cholesterol than I, a vegan, do

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.



You could make the jobs better

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Joementum posted:

she and bill obviously had (and have) “an understanding” and they both hung out with Trump a lot on the 80s and 90s and 00s

:syoon:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Real Mean Queen posted:

You could make the jobs better

lol if you havnt replaced yer employees w/ AI

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Joementum posted:

according to Ronnie Jackson he has lower cholesterol than I, a vegan, do

u must feel pretty embarrassed about that

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i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

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