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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I just like eggs

Who doesn't op?

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Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

We went for breakfast this morning and even though the spot is well known and usually good it was $4 for a side of hash browns that turned out to be a bakers dozen of tater tots.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Smugworth posted:

I own one of these.



mad?

What kind of trash product is this. It doesn't toast the English muffins on both sides. Just a garbage investment

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
our sister-in-law keeps chickens and she gave us a dozen last thursday. there are dark brown, light tan, and greenish eggs and i eat 'em up for breakfast

the dark brown and green eggs have kinda heavy duty shells that don't crack easily and the tan ones are relatively fragile as far as egg shells go

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Hollismason posted:

What kind of trash product is this. It doesn't toast the English muffins on both sides. Just a garbage investment

How long has Ronald had you in his pocket HM

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

:lol: at the idea of some fresh fish holding Ronald's pocket like a prison bitch

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

lol I was just entertaining the idea of an immortal MLM but now I see there is no need.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I'll suck Ronald McDonald's dick then stab you in the yard

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

further fallout review: impressed to see that matt berry does in fact have a range that extends slightly beyond being matt berry. never would have guessed

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Hollismason posted:

I'll suck Ronald McDonald's dick then stab you in the yard

...with the aforementioned dick?

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

TrashMammal posted:

further fallout review: impressed to see that matt berry does in fact have a range that extends slightly beyond being matt berry. never would have guessed
Okay now i might want to watch it. it seems like once you find work with a vibe like that, that's your thing forever. Like what happened to jack black

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

So weird seeing Jack Black in stuff like The Jackal and Enemy of the State. He wasn't typical Jack Black in Bernie which was a great film, but in his polka King movie he was just Jack Black with a Polish accent.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I invented a machine that you dump a dozen eggs into and then whenever you want you hit a button on your phone and it cracks and fries the egg and then a drone picks it up and drops it into your mouth.

There’s also a subscription service where these machines will be in all major cities across the planet and you’ll be able to hit the button and receive fried egg within 6 minutes, anywhere in the world.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

bird with big dick posted:

I invented a machine that you dump a dozen eggs into and then whenever you want you hit a button on your phone and it cracks and fries the egg and then a drone picks it up and drops it into your mouth.

There’s also a subscription service where these machines will be in all major cities across the planet and you’ll be able to hit the button and receive fried egg within 6 minutes, anywhere in the world.

Pee-wee's was cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzz7eK86yO0&t=51s

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Master's piano music...

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I want Danny Elfman to provide the soundtrack to my life when I'm out and about.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I want Danny Elfman to provide the soundtrack to my life when I'm out and about.

OMG that would drive me crazy. The endless, nonstop whimsy......

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

…the occasional blackface

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I want Danny Aiello to follow me around singing

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I have a series of ghosts that go woooo

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

redshirt posted:

OMG that would drive me crazy. The endless, nonstop whimsy......

I don't get out much so I'm hoping it'd give me some energy.

edit: today is one week with zero alcohol :toot:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I want Danny Masterson to follow me around sexually assaulting my enemies.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

My man!

I'd be thinking Katrina and The Waves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

bird with big dick posted:

I want Danny Masterson to follow me around sexually assaulting my enemies.

i wouldn't wish danny masterson on even my worst enemy

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i can sexually assault my own enemies like a real adult

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

The Detroit style pizza was loving awesome, god drat that chewy caramelized edge

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

What would Danny McBride be good at if he were following you around

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

taekwondo

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


bird with big dick posted:

What would Danny McBride be good at if he were following you around

drinking green tea all god drat day

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

SIDS Vicious posted:

drinking green tea all god drat day

I like to party

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I just remembered that yesterday morning I heard an ice cream truck driving around the neighborhood at 8am. I didn't think anything of it at the time because it just sort of faded into background noise but who the hell is sending their kids out to buy ice cream from a truck at 8am on a friday

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i think joe hill wrote a short story about that ice cream truck

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

deep dish peat moss posted:

I just remembered that yesterday morning I heard an ice cream truck driving around the neighborhood at 8am. I didn't think anything of it at the time because it just sort of faded into background noise but who the hell is sending their kids out to buy ice cream from a truck at 8am on a friday

Was it a slow creepy song, like played at 4/5th's speed?

slandergoose
Jun 24, 2023

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I don't get out much so I'm hoping it'd give me some energy.

edit: today is one week with zero alcohol :toot:

That's awesome, congrats!!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fuckin Bryson DeChambeau.

I used to hate him for other reasons, but now I really hate him.

But not really either, it's just sports.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

Bryson DeChambeau.

This sounds like a spoiled rich guy in an Agatha Christie mystery.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

This sounds like a spoiled rich guy in an Agatha Christie mystery.

Guys I want to punch by name

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

They had to shoot this scene like 100 times and Kubrick kept screaming at Paul Reubens and gave him PTSD.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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hullo jeff

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