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Snow Cone Capone posted:mythicspoiler.com I don't know Magic and was just kind of skimming through this conversation half paying attention, and when I read this I immediately parsed it as a site where dudes impress each other by posting stuff like this 
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:i just played draft in arena until one day i got really mad and uninstalled the game forever Same lmao
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Apr 14, 2024 01:47
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Dongicus posted:favourite modern magic retards are the people on r/alchemy that are convinced that covering everything in their own piss is the way to create a philosophers stone Old-timey alchemy freaks also pissed on everything. The element phosphorus was first discovered by a piss fiend wiki posted:The discovery of phosphorus, the first element to be discovered that was not known since ancient times, is credited to the German alchemist Hennig Brand in 1669, although others might have discovered phosphorus around the same time. Brand experimented with urine, which contains considerable quantities of dissolved phosphates from normal metabolism. Working in Hamburg, Brand attempted to create the fabled philosopher's stone through the distillation of some salts by evaporating urine, and in the process produced a white material that glowed in the dark and burned brilliantly. It was named phosphorus mirabilis ("miraculous bearer of light").
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Apr 14, 2024 01:49
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Rappaport posted:Old-timey alchemy freaks also pissed on everything. The element phosphorus was first discovered by a piss fiend thr piss fact knower has arrived
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Apr 14, 2024 01:51
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Fungah! posted:thr piss fact knower has arrived It's the history of chemistry, it's not my fault those people were freaks 
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Apr 14, 2024 01:52
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They danced around fires while we were burning piss.
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Apr 14, 2024 01:53
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"no, give it another day. It has to smell a little worse than this before it's ready"
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Apr 14, 2024 01:53
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Fungah! posted:
If somebody put this on a table in front of me at a game store I would flip the table over at them like that one gif of the fat guy
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Apr 14, 2024 01:54
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lmfao
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DarksydePhilFish posted:I don't know Magic and was just kind of skimming through this conversation half paying attention, and when I read this I immediately parsed it as a site where dudes impress each other by posting stuff like this my thic spoiler dot com
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Apr 14, 2024 01:58
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Dongicus posted:favourite modern magic retards are the people on r/alchemy that are convinced that covering everything in their own piss is the way to create a philosophers stone pissing different shapes on a big sigil to cast spells like that DS game Lost Magic
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Apr 14, 2024 02:09
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Fungah! posted:
excellent 4th wall break
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Apr 14, 2024 02:10
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pentyne posted:They danced around fires while we were burning piss. wow, who are the real savages?
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Apr 14, 2024 02:11
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Fajita Queen posted:If somebody put this on a table in front of me at a game store I would flip the table over at them like that one gif of the fat guy that fat guy is boogie2988 he's a chud
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Apr 14, 2024 02:26
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is that the fat mtg guy with a fedora or the fat mtg guy who prays at peoples' buttcracks
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Apr 14, 2024 02:31
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Snow Cone Capone posted:is that the fat mtg guy with a fedora or the fat mtg guy who prays at peoples' buttcracks he's the fat guy that drank mountain dew and lost thousands on crypto
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Apr 14, 2024 02:32
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Buttcrack guy did nothing wrong. Boogie is the one that blew through every bit of goodwill he ever had and tries to jump in on every grift that comes along and once said he couldn't have kids because he was worried he would molest them.
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Apr 14, 2024 02:41
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Fajita Queen posted:If somebody put this on a table in front of me at a game store I would flip the table over at them like that one gif of the fat guy Yeah gently caress Smothering Tithe
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Apr 14, 2024 02:53
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rodbeard posted:said he couldn't have kids because he was worried he would molest them. wtf
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Apr 14, 2024 03:13
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boogie boxed wingsofredemption for charity and boogies shorts fell down and had to taped back on then wings kicked his rear end 20 seconds later
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Apr 14, 2024 03:15
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rodbeard posted:Buttcrack guy did nothing wrong. Boogie is the one that blew through every bit of goodwill he ever had and tries to jump in on every grift that comes along and once said he couldn't have kids because he was worried he would molest them. 👮
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Apr 14, 2024 03:16
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:boogie boxed wingsofredemption for charity and boogies shorts fell down and had to taped back on then wings kicked his rear end 20 seconds later had no idea this happened, holy loving poo poo
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Apr 14, 2024 03:17
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Apr 14, 2024 03:18
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boogie did not throw a single punch
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Apr 14, 2024 03:18
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Heath posted:Yeah gently caress Smothering Tithe i would rather everyone else in the pod run Smothering Tithe than one person run Propaganda
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Apr 14, 2024 03:25
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:boogie boxed wingsofredemption for charity and boogies shorts fell down and had to taped back on then wings kicked his rear end 20 seconds later rodbeard posted:Buttcrack guy did nothing wrong. Boogie is the one that blew through every bit of goodwill he ever had and tries to jump in on every grift that comes along and once said he couldn't have kids because he was worried he would molest them.
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Apr 14, 2024 03:25
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My favourite gaming tournament story is the one guy who kept cheesing Warhammer games by keeping his entire army in reserve and then when his enemy finishes deploying, he places his army to rush whatever the weakest point in his opponent's defenses is. So one other guy just uses the deployment phase to place infiltrators evenly spaced across the cheeser's side of the board so when the time came for him to do his rush, there were no legal places for him to place his units causing a loss by default. There's a hilarious photo of the cheeser and a referee looking through a rulebook to see if there is anything he can do while the victor just has a poo poo eating grin plastered over his face.
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Apr 14, 2024 03:47
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I got back into MTG during Covid and got really competitive and into the meta and poo poo and a couple months ago I went 0-3 and dropped a big tournament and stopped playing and I realized the other day that I don’t actually care about it anymore lol.
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Apr 14, 2024 03:48
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Found it And a better explanation of what happened https://imgur.com/a/V0gND
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Apr 14, 2024 03:49
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*Looking at OTJ spoilers*
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Apr 14, 2024 03:51
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SirSamVimes posted:My favourite gaming tournament story is the one guy who kept cheesing Warhammer games by keeping his entire army in reserve and then when his enemy finishes deploying, he places his army to rush whatever the weakest point in his opponent's defenses is. lol
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Apr 14, 2024 03:59
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SirSamVimes posted:Found it This rules
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Apr 14, 2024 04:11
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Apr 14, 2024 04:20
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SirSamVimes posted:Found it All my homies love Shooter
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Apr 14, 2024 04:21
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Lol
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Apr 14, 2024 04:25
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SirSamVimes posted:Found it not all heroes wear capes
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Apr 14, 2024 04:28
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It's so cool you can abuse the respec system to get it earlier than you should've been able to
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Apr 14, 2024 04:30
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Plebian Parasite posted:It's so cool you can abuse the respec system to get it earlier than you should've been able to I simply built towards it after getting a few whip skills naturally 
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Apr 14, 2024 04:32
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I went sylv knives on my most recent playthrough so I was able to get hustle dance and claw back any points on whips, it's just cool that the respecs happen tree by tree instead of all at once and it allows you to have little points where you can game the system, even if that advantage is only really relevant for like, 2 story bosses.
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Apr 14, 2024 04:44
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I am sorry you didn't spec the gay jester into Whips/Charm, perhaps that may be a skill issue
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rodbeard posted:Buttcrack guy did nothing wrong. Boogie is the one that blew through every bit of goodwill he ever had and tries to jump in on every grift that comes along and once said he couldn't have kids because he was worried he would molest them. people even get mad at him for doing the right things
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