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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
All I ever wanted was a Virginia farm, no end of cream and fresh butter and fried chicken - not one fried chicken, or two, but unlimited fried chicken.


-Rober E. Lee

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Apraxin posted:

lmao second by second updates on peepaw's naptime



he’s fighting from downhill :(

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


donald stand up and look that antifa judge square in the eyes and say "your fired"

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

My Pillow founder Mike Lindell suffered another court loss on Monday when the Supreme Court refused to hear his appeal related to having his phone seized by the FBI as part of a vote tampering investigation.


Lindell, who is embroiled in multiple lawsuits that have drained his company of cash, had asked the court to take a look at a ruling made last September after he attempted to make the case that his constitutional rights were infringed when he was ordered to hand over his phone while sitting in the drive-thru at a Minnesota Hardee's.

In the earlier ruling that the Supreme Court decided to not review, Judge Ralph Erickson of the 8th Circuit Court of Appeals wrote, “Lindell’s irritation as to where and how the government took possession of his cell phone does not give rise to a constitutional claim, let alone a showing of a callous disregard for his constitutional rights."

Use promo code HARDEES to get 20% off my pillow slippers

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Apraxin posted:

lmao second by second updates on peepaw's naptime



relatable

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Bearjew woke up and chose violence today

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Scavino is a weird faced moron like Charlie Kirk

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/1779899736176091407

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

ArmedZombie posted:

mind of demencia

lmao

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

ArmedZombie posted:

mind of demencia

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


shut up bob

raisin kane
Dec 26, 2019
sources indicate that the embattled former president is going “eep eep eep eep eep” each time he exhales, causing the tip of his old timey nightcap to rise and fall.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Joementum posted:

Crécy, what an unbelievable battle that was. It was so much, and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways—it represented such a big portion of the success of the Plantagenet. Crécy, wow—I go to Crécy, France, to look and to watch. And the statement of Philip VI Valois, who's no longer in favor—did you ever notice it? He's no longer in favor. 'Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.' They were fighting uphill, he said, 'Wow, that was a big mistake,' he lost his great King John of Bohemia. 'Never fight uphill, me boys,' but it was too late.

I would love for Trump to write a book like The Fifteen Decisive Battles of the World.

"Let me tell you about Thermopylae, where the Spartans showed what real warriors are made of. They faced the Persians, who thought they could just waltz in and take over. But you know what? Those Persians, they were weak, they were pathetic!"

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
im all for the trend of tough guys saying "things are sooooo, like, unfair" like a valley girl

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

he could be using this time to fight for america

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
debate me with a spoon

Nacho Judas
Feb 8, 2024

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fuckt Tupp posted:

im all for the trend of tough guys saying "things are sooooo, like, unfair" like a valley girl

as if gag me with a spoon


lol goddamn it

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

this IS a fight for America.

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Lol $1000 bill for bad posts

This site should do the same tbh

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


get forked

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

always fun to watch a pleb try to respond to A Poster

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I ate a bag of Doritos mere minutes before going to sleep as an experiment and it was both a success and a failure

the President makes such things possible for us all

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1779907946261938549

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

this trial is like, so grody

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Fuckt Tupp posted:

im all for the trend of tough guys saying "things are sooooo, like, unfair" like a valley girl

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/374361164547100672

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/381939611591012352

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1018096402520518656

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/750668480559607808

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1176697246680780800

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

as if no way im sure

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

the most woke, from the standpoint of alertness

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


legit lmao

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Apraxin posted:

lmao second by second updates on peepaw's naptime



I mean, I can't fault him for that. Court is boring as gently caress.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I already know the winners. Good night.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1031505811074412544

lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

the element of surprise is crucial in military tactics. Hes right

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Finally we’ll get the answer as to whether Trump honk-shoos or mi-mi-mi’s.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Buddykins posted:

the element of surprise is crucial in military tactics. Hes right

his uncle taught him power in nuclear and surprise

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/654084235616219136?lang=fa

lmao

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I wonder if he thought the nuclear football was an actual pigskin football

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