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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


hahahahaha

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A_Druish_Princess
Jan 12, 2024

When you’re here before
Couldn’t TRUMP me in the eyes
You’re just like a TRUML
Court makes you cry

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Mr President Sir (*tears in my eyes), why do your lovely 2 minute videos take an entire hour to upload to Truth Social?

- Big Strong Man from Central Casting

gregday
May 23, 2003


these grotesque courtroom sketches are getting out of hand

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/SchneeDad/status/1779948508964929634

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Where do we go from here?
The planet is a gunboat in a sea of fear
And where are you?
They brought in the CIA
The tanks and the whole marines
To blow me away
To blow me sky high

My baby's got the Trumps
We don't have any real dumps

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
[TRUMP] Snooze Control

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

im fuckin crying

im tired of winning

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011



shut up everybody, he's deep in his mind palace

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Rudeboy Detective posted:

shut up everybody, he's deep in his mind palace

he's thinking "gettysburg............... waow"

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

lmao

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014





limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
it’s so funny that he has to go to court every day

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://x.com/garfieldmovnews/status/1778626543117283628?s=46

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

what in the world

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

whispers: all Garfield

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
          GARFIELD
NOS CINEMAS FORA DE CASA

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

limp dick calvin posted:

it’s so funny that he has to go to court every day

honestly the content today has been like he is president all over again

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Fuckt Tupp posted:

honestly the content today has been like he is president all over again

just five more years of this

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


lmao

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/RealHickory/status/1779816405325463913

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
never fight up hill me boys

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmao

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
Toopf

Who will explain for me, to my wonderful son, Barron, who is a GREAT Student at a fantastic School, that his Dad will likely not be allowed to attend his Graduation Ceremony, something that we have been talking about for years, because a seriously Conflicted and Corrupt New York State Judge wants me in Criminal Court on a bogus “Biden Case” which, according to virtually all Legal Scholars and Pundits, has no merit, and should NEVER have been brought. This Fake Case is solely meant to attack Crooked Joe Biden’s Political Opponent, ME, who is seriously leading him in the Polls, for purposes of Election Interference. The Judge, Juan Merchan, is preventing me from proudly attending my son’s Graduation. Seems very unfair, doesn’t it? But this whole event is unfair. Every one of the many Fake Cases that are perpetuated by the White House in order to help the Worst President in History, by far, get Re-Elected, are UNJUST SCAMS. We won’t let that happen, but we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Joementum posted:

never fight up hill me boys

Wow... that was a big mistake

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
Trumf

Happy TAX DAY to everyone. This year, the typical family’s tax bill is thousands of dollars lower because of the Trump Tax Cuts. We doubled your Standard Deduction. We doubled the child tax cuts—and we lowered income tax rates for EVERYONE. But if Crooked Joe Biden gets his way, you will soon be facing colossal tax HIKES…

https://ak2.rmbl.ws/s8/2/e/t/i/_/eti_q.caa.mp4?b=1&u=ummtf

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
https://x.com/EricTrump/status/1779964375375188279

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

El Palo Mota posted:

Toopf

Who will explain for me, to my wonderful son, Barron, who is a GREAT Student at a fantastic School, that his Dad will likely not be allowed to attend his Graduation Ceremony, something that we have been talking about for years, because a seriously Conflicted and Corrupt New York State Judge wants me in Criminal Court on a bogus “Biden Case” which, according to virtually all Legal Scholars and Pundits, has no merit, and should NEVER have been brought. This Fake Case is solely meant to attack Crooked Joe Biden’s Political Opponent, ME, who is seriously leading him in the Polls, for purposes of Election Interference. The Judge, Juan Merchan, is preventing me from proudly attending my son’s Graduation. Seems very unfair, doesn’t it? But this whole event is unfair. Every one of the many Fake Cases that are perpetuated by the White House in order to help the Worst President in History, by far, get Re-Elected, are UNJUST SCAMS. We won’t let that happen, but we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

“Barron, ur father cheated on your mother by loving a porn actress and paid to keep it a secret by illegally using money from his campaign funds. That’s why he can’t come to your graduation.”

dosent seem that hard

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

lmao. trunp has never talked to Barron about graduation.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Do you think Trump showed up for Eric or Don Jr’s graduation

A_Druish_Princess
Jan 12, 2024

Poor Eric, I’m sure your father loves you

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

limp dick calvin posted:

it’s so funny that he has to go to court every day

He has a plan

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Donald Trump in...Eyes Wide Shut

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

El Palo Mota posted:

Toopf

Who will explain for me, to my wonderful son, Barron, who is a GREAT Student at a fantastic School, that his Dad will likely not be allowed to attend his Graduation Ceremony, something that we have been talking about for years, because a seriously Conflicted and Corrupt New York State Judge wants me in Criminal Court on a bogus “Biden Case” which, according to virtually all Legal Scholars and Pundits, has no merit, and should NEVER have been brought. This Fake Case is solely meant to attack Crooked Joe Biden’s Political Opponent, ME, who is seriously leading him in the Polls, for purposes of Election Interference. The Judge, Juan Merchan, is preventing me from proudly attending my son’s Graduation. Seems very unfair, doesn’t it? But this whole event is unfair. Every one of the many Fake Cases that are perpetuated by the White House in order to help the Worst President in History, by far, get Re-Elected, are UNJUST SCAMS. We won’t let that happen, but we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

say something funny you bitch


my monitor is ON

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Glumwheels posted:

Do you think Trump showed up for Eric or Don Jr’s graduation

lmao no way

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
a GREAT Student at a fantastic School

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I will go to Barron's sky graduation in trumps stead.

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