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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
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elected president from a jail cell
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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Real Mean Queen posted:

It's like standing in front of a sunset pointing at it like it was your idea, like nobody could see it without your help

Lmao

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

RBC posted:

I like generals that don't fight uphill.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Local Milk People got a lot of mileage

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAov_DN77QM

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


He would kill on Impractical Jokers. What could habe been...

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


COVID Trump was next level poo poo

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

lol that donald loving trump was president during a once every 100 years global pandemic. he gave me 2000$ and approved bernie bucks which is more than any leader has ever given me

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Last Chance posted:

COVID Trump was next level poo poo

It was a wild time, he was made for it.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)


when you are definitely not about to suffocate

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

wear your tiny suit bks and SHUT UP

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I cant wait for PT 2 electric trumpaloo

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Lpzie posted:

wear your tiny suit bks and SHUT UP

dont hate, ameliorate (your hateful feelings)

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Tom Tucker posted:

Assuming you had all the right contacts in Russian intelligence and such how much do you think it would cost to view the Piss Tape in a sealed room with no recording device?

I bet you could get a screening for like $10,000 greasing the right palms.

Money wasted. Some low res shots of trump shouting at some prostitutes peeing on a bed and maybe dropping the n word could be better spent on a sick moped.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

The Nastier Nate posted:

trump could start handing out coupons for free abortions and they'll forgive him faster then they will for him trying to take credit for the vaccine


yup


he got booed (died) badly when he told people at a rally to go get vaccinated lmao

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

trump asking a kid if they still believe in santa

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Buddykins posted:

when he signed this kids hat and threw it into the crowd lol

when he put the candy bar on top of the minion

when he couldn't get the umbrella through the plane door and just dropped it

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
toilet paper shoe

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

ArmedZombie posted:

when he put the candy bar on top of the minion

when he couldn't get the umbrella through the plane door and just dropped it

lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

shooting paper towels at Puerto Rican hurricane victims like they were basketballs

dumping out the fish food next to Abe (:rip:)

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I find it so adorable that we bond over this orange wet criminal piece of poo poo

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

ArmedZombie posted:

dumping out the fish food next to Abe (:rip:)

lmao

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

YouTube is so filled with people that just post clips of Trump and react to him and call him crazy that I can't just find the clip of him saying Never Fight Uphill Me Boys it's always accompanied by someone going WOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT

Wow.

Whoolighams
Jul 24, 2007
Thanks Dom Monaghan

bebop esq posted:

underrated trump moment(?): when he got booed at that baseball game

got booed at a baseball game, then a UFC show, then a southern college had to threaten to expell any troublemakers to guarantee he got cheers at their game lol

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

YouTube is so filled with people that just post clips of Trump and react to him and call him crazy that I can't just find the clip of him saying Never Fight Uphill Me Boys it's always accompanied by someone going WOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT

yeah twitter used to be good for finding clips and official sources for quotes

sometimes if u put tweet at the end u can find one through google search but not twitter search anymore

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)


just two friends takin a stroll

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
me and the boys fighting uphill

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

limp dick calvin posted:

me and the boys fighting uphill

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://x.com/biannagolodryga/status/1000146687460020229?s=46&t=29pB9vitzX__O3Uh-3QG9Q

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Red Baron posted:



just two friends takin a stroll

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1272000237809414149

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Momentum!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lol every time i think of this

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Joementum posted:

i don't think anything will top the burger party for me, but yeah the gettysburg address is a close second

The fast food burger party at the white house was so good. Imagine, the president of the united states invites you to dinner at the loving white house and he bought you McDonald's. It's hilarious. It's too good.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I'll grant him the ramp one
I've walked on a slick surface in leather soled shoes before and almost went rear end over elbows

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Oglethorpe posted:

trump asking a kid if they still believe in santa

And using the word "marginal" while he was at it. Like hey old man I don't know what that means but I think I get the gist

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



https://twitter.com/meidastouch/status/1780712804665987430

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Never walk downhill, me boy

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

someone post the tweet where its him driving and melania and barron are in the car and theyre listening to taylor swift lol

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

the milk machine posted:

electrons yearn to be free, and i for one am in no place to criticize boeing for their efforts towards electrical emancipation

doing the google thing IYKWIM

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

kaleedity posted:

fighhting to get on jury selection to post that gif and this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6JjmNGET68

Lmao

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Never walk downhill, me boy

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