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Modal Auxiliary posted:I have two titanium staples in my scrotum, is that enough for cyborg status? Only if it's from getting an airbag installed.
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Modal Auxiliary posted:I have two titanium staples in my scrotum, is that enough for cyborg status? Ooh, that’s going to sting.
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Modal Auxiliary posted:I have two titanium staples in my scrotum, is that enough for cyborg status? No, sounding, no matter how extreme, doesn't make you a cyborg.
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I've got a prosthetic leg. I'm definitely a cyborg. With the way the technology is moving forward even get a properly biomechanical one in the near future.
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Cartoon Man posted:
Australian: "yeah, nah, yeah, nah."= "really? get where you are coming from, but no."
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Cartoon Man posted:
If I had a nickel for every place that claimed this is how they uniquely talk.
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Apr 18, 2024 20:44
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My favorite Hawaiian Pidgin phrase is "if can, can. if no can, no can", meaning "if you can get around to it, great, if not, don't worry about it"
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1 posted:Actually I'm pretty sure being pieced together from corpses and metal makes A Moose a Frankenstein  I mean that doesn't sound wrong
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*running into thread, gasping for air as I stammer* Actually, they'd be Frankenstein's Monster!
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Modal Auxiliary posted:I have two titanium staples in my scrotum, is that enough for cyborg status? The warhams guys weren't being serious when they said to pin your taint.
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When you go way over par it's called a Canada Goose.
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Apr 18, 2024 22:45
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Teaches that dude to golf. Golf: not even once.
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Scathach posted:Teaches that dude to golf. Golf: not even once. 
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Apologies if you enjoy golf. Golf: perhaps every now and then. E: geese ALWAYS 
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If the guy with the bag full of long metal sticks can't deal with a goose, no one can. edit: poo poo, now I want a Canadian version of the Great Emu War. It'd be way more of a one-sided slaughter, though.
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There's no coming out a winner there. Either you are the guy who ran from a goose, or you're the guy who punched a goose.
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Buddy_Cthulhu posted:you're the guy who punched a goose. Buddy_Cthulhu posted:There's no coming out a winner there. ???? There's a clear winner, I'd say.
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FreudianSlippers posted:I've got a prosthetic leg. I'm a little concerned about how enthusiastic you are for this future, considering your avatar.
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A Moose posted:I have both cadaver bone AND titanium in my mouth!
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Buddy_Cthulhu posted:There's no coming out a winner there. Either you are the guy who ran from a goose, or you're the guy who punched a goose.
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Knormal posted:The way to avoid conflict is to be the guy who seduced a goose. Zeus? I don't think that was meant to be any sort of conflict resolution.
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Knormal posted:The way to avoid conflict is to be the guy who seduced a goose. allegedly fullerene has a new favorite as of 11:03 on Apr 19, 2024 |
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Knormal posted:The way to avoid conflict is to be the guy who seduced a goose. That sort of thing just leads to way more trouble later on, trust me.
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Let the goose make the first move
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Kevin Bacon posted:Let the goose make the first move This post was made by a goose. Do not listen to its lies.
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Scarodactyl posted:Come to think of it I must have some too, I think they mentioned grafting something on when I got my implant as a teen. Thanks for the new thing to worry about happening by the way. It really only became a problem when I lost my job and dental insurance for like a year, so when I finally went back they took an x-ray and saw it had started. Though apparently implants do have a limited lifespan anyway.
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I don't see an issue with punching geese. It's not like they're endangered or anything. It's like worrying about punching bald eagles. They aren't endangered either and some of them probably deserve it. They just punch back a lot harder than a goose.
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You might not lose the fight, but you WILL lose your dignity
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A little while ago I saw a bunch of bald eagles eating roadkill in the gutter
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I'll punch any bird I don't give a gently caress ese
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bet you won't punch a Long-tailed tapaculo
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Data Graham posted:A little while ago I saw a bunch of bald eagles eating roadkill in the gutter I always loved that news story about the bald eagles in Anchorage (?) who got into a dumpster full of greasy fish guts and gorged themselves until they were too filthy to escape E: dang, I didn't remember that like half of them died, that part's not funny http://www.alaskareport.com/upi5/u41337_eagles_recovering.htm 
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Shaddak posted:They're just shocked he got caught He's a snitch
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Our local geese are extremely placid and have never caused any trouble for me. They just sit by the sidewalk and eat grass.
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Scathach posted:Apologies if you enjoy golf. Golf: perhaps every now and then. I thought Weird Al was getting attacked for a sec
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