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Saw this on reddit:quote:Manchmal mache ich mit meiner Freundin Rollenspiele, wir tun dann so als ob wir uns die teure Carbonara bestellen, dabei kochen wir die selbst! I was looking at ordering some mediocre pasta yesterday and didn't because lmao no, I'd rather go hungry than pay that.
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who the gently caress orders carbonara of all pasta dishes e: is that part of the roleplay, humiliation aspect?
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My Lovely Horse posted:who the gently caress orders carbonara of all pasta dishes Me the gently caress. 
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nawilo_420 posted:i mean i'm very critical about israel's warmongering but i don't think we can blame it for the uckermark
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ordering pasta sounds like the dumbest idea, but ordering the condiment seems more plausible because everyone should have noodles at home
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Apr 19, 2024 12:15
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Tarquinn posted:Me the gently caress. You know what, carbonara is incredibly easy and inexpensive to make yourself. If you want I can post a simple recipe once I get home because I don't have the measurements off the top of my head.
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The purpose of me ordering food is to not have to do any cooking myself. The difficulty of the cooking does not factor into that.
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Apr 19, 2024 14:21
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Carbonara may be an easy dish to do yourself but 🤌carbonara 🤌 is incredibly difficult and takes years of practice.
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breadshaped posted:Carbonara may be an easy dish to do yourself but 🤌carbonara Maybe, but making decent carbonara that surpasses ordered pasta is incredibly easy. Also with he right recipe, the only thing missing is the fact that most people are not a nonna with 60+years of experience.
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breadshaped posted:Carbonara may be an easy dish to do yourself but 🤌carbonara Just noticed that flag is upside down
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The important thing is to pick the right sahne
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Son of Rodney posted:The important thing is to fick the right sahne
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Son of Rodney posted:The important thing is to pick the right sahne And add capers naturally
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Apr 19, 2024 15:20
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hopper for the love of god see a doctor also this whole discourse is very ableist
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Of course I don't really put capers or Sahne in my carbonara. Egg, cheese and pancetta/bacon, the end.
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genericnick posted:Just noticed that flag is upside down lol
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genericnick posted:Just noticed that flag is upside down +2
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genericnick posted:Just noticed that flag is upside down
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breadshaped posted:Carbonara may be an easy dish to do yourself but 🤌carbonara It's only carbonara if the waiter gives you the stink eye and curses at you in Italian when serving, otherwise it's just sparkling alfredo.
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Apr 19, 2024 16:36
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spankmeister posted:It's only carbonara if the waiter gives you the stink eye and curses at you in Italian when serving, otherwise it's just sparkling alfredo. The best way to ensure that outxome is to demand that they hold the eggs and add ground beef instead. Alternatively that might get you beat up in an alley.
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Hopper posted:You know what, carbonara is incredibly easy and inexpensive to make yourself. In awe at this post Which brand of nudelwalze do you use, if you don't mind me asking?
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Schurik posted:In awe at this post Just do it by hand.
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Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen https://twitter.com/abaltner/status/1781418601150374110?t=kN07cxTav5r8vRycpwudmA&s=19 "Protestler"
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Schurik posted:In awe at this post An OG Imperia Italian hand crank one my mum bought in the 80ies with a spaghetti cutter attachment, makes great Ramen noodles as well.
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Spice World War II posted:Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen https://twitter.com/abaltner/status/1781418601150374110?t=kN07cxTav5r8vRycpwudmA&s=19 Ordnung muss sein. Ich mache nicht die Regeln.
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Never mind, misread that
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Sereri posted:Ordnung muss sein. your fault for not just following orders
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Randler posted:That „German“ community note gives me strong machine translated/non-native speaker vibes, so I am not really sure the implications of the tweet hold up. Yes I agree. The last sentence has a weird yet technically accurate structure.
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cant cook creole bream posted:Yes I agree. The last sentence has a weird yet technically accurate structure. The note sounds exactly like Germans on the internet
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Spice World War II posted:The note sounds exactly like Germans on the internet Ricockulous, I sound nothing like that!
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Spice World War II posted:The note sounds exactly like Germans on the internet yeah 100% lol speaking of german linguistic atrocities on the internet: Randler posted:„German“
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Bit behind on the Faden, sorry, but this is what we should send to Eurovision and not whatever dire poo poo is this year's flavour. (Haven't checked the actual song yet, but I'm sure they won't break their pattern of boredom now or in 50 years)
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Spin And Speed posted:Bit behind on the Faden, sorry, but this But Italy had some good acts in the past?  Well, better than Germany, at least.
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We had the chance to send Knorkator in the past, it's the true eternal shame of Germany.
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Infected posted:We had the chance to send Knorkator in the past, it's the true eternal shame of Germany. dieses
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Infected posted:We had the chance to send Knorkator in the past, it's the true eternal shame of Germany. Also Electric Callboy.
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Spice World War II posted:The note sounds exactly like Germans specifically when trying to avoid properly addressing who did a thing and trying to make it look like "natural consequences" instead.
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So, public speech in any language other than German and English is now banned in Germany. Because you know, you could be saying something verboten! https://x.com/therockisdead_/status/1781005611234140634 https://x.com/therockisdead_/status/1781369212297986286 https://x.com/therockisdead_/status/1781390503335854583 Oh and before the thread police complains about twitter randos again, there is video evidence https://x.com/therockisdead_/status/1781658374582489277 Edit: The community note by the police https://x.com/Ruairi_Casey/status/1781688275456966802 Spice World War II fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Apr 20, 2024 |
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Maybe they should be hiring Arabic speaking cops, or at least interpreters, to make sure that no one says anything naughty?
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