JointHorse posted:

When I saw this in Imgur, the OP said they're early versions for a silicon mold, and they're well aware that you don't stuff anything 3D-printed up your rear end

Crab Dad posted:

What is the world coming to when butt plugs are single use and toss?

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/KUPRDWB.mp4

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IOIwbSv.mp4

davidspackage posted:

Have they considered not bringing all the pigs out at the same time, so the awkward staring contest isn't necessary?

I'm not saying I'd want them to.

Vile_Nihlist666 posted:

[edit] Wait, you mean that's not a gathering of blind kids? Now it's just wierd.

Froghammer posted:

Don't talk to me unless I have my emotional support pig that I hit with a stick

Kit Walker posted:

I’m always fond of when competitions start getting really weird because the most optimal strategy defies any sense of what the competition should be. Like track cycling, where aerodynamics are so important that the best strategy is to go as slow as possible for as long as you can because if you can hold second place you can draft off your opponent and cinch the win while they tire out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAhlewcOxAI

Lazy_Liberal posted:

i thought it was slow motion until I saw the kids in the audience

Crab Dad posted:

This is some bullshit and they should just race solo on the track for time. I’d sooner watch competitive pig prancin’.

Kit Walker posted:

I’m always fond of when competitions start getting really weird because the most optimal strategy defies any sense of what the competition should be. Like track cycling, where aerodynamics are so important that the best strategy is to go as slow as possible for as long as you can because if you can hold second place you can draft off your opponent and cinch the win while they tire out

Scratch Monkey posted:

Or the wife carrying contest that started out in Finland or someplace like that as a goofy thing to do after drinking all day. Then one year some Estonian guy showed up and carried his wife in an unorthodox way because he had practiced and determined it was the optimal method. He smoked everyone, so now that's the only way to do it if you are serious about winning. And somehow people are serious about winning. The wife carrying contest.

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's the best way to carry a wife

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's the best way to carry a wife

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Crab Dad posted:

I think it was with her upside lowering her center of gravity on you. It’s super awkward looking.

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's the best way to carry a wife

Facebook Aunt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbRj1R6jW2w&t=512s

try this next time you carry your bride over the threshold!

Jabberlock posted:

marrying the most aerodynamically efficient wife so you can win the wife-carrying contest

Kit Walker posted:

I’m always fond of when competitions start getting really weird because the most optimal strategy defies any sense of what the competition should be. Like track cycling, where aerodynamics are so important that the best strategy is to go as slow as possible for as long as you can because if you can hold second place you can draft off your opponent and cinch the win while they tire out

Wingnut Ninja posted:

My favorite instance of this (I may be misremembering some details here) was a super-long-distance endurance race in Australia, where the prevailing strategy was to run a certain distance, rest overnight, and continue the next day. Then one year a farmer in mud boots shows up and crushes everyone by just shambling along at a steady, efficient pace and never stopping all night.

Waffle! posted:

*carrying my wife in a 69* "There's a race?"

I. M. Gei posted:

Is that even a 69?

Wingnut Ninja posted:

My favorite instance of this (I may be misremembering some details here) was a super-long-distance endurance race in Australia, where the prevailing strategy was to run a certain distance, rest overnight, and continue the next day. Then one year a farmer in mud boots shows up and crushes everyone by just shambling along at a steady, efficient pace and never stopping all night.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

My favorite instance of this (I may be misremembering some details here) was a super-long-distance endurance race in Australia, where the prevailing strategy was to run a certain distance, rest overnight, and continue the next day. Then one year a farmer in mud boots shows up and crushes everyone by just shambling along at a steady, efficient pace and never stopping all night.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

I think technically it's a 96.

By popular demand posted:

In my day each plug was lovingly hewn from tthe finest rock and carefuly sanded down by Kirk himself!

quote:

Vaginal lubrication is mostly water. Malachite dissolves in water. Additionally, the vagina is very acidic and full of salts—things that will speed up malachite’s dissolution. And in one indulgent session with a boutique sex toy befitting Gwyneth Paltrow’s list, natural vaginal secretions may release enough copper from the malachite to kill off all the bacteria and fungi that make their home in your vagina.

Wingnut Ninja posted:

My favorite instance of this (I may be misremembering some details here) was a super-long-distance endurance race in Australia, where the prevailing strategy was to run a certain distance, rest overnight, and continue the next day. Then one year a farmer in mud boots shows up and crushes everyone by just shambling along at a steady, efficient pace and never stopping all night.

"Wikipedia' posted:

In 1983, now aged 61 years old, Young won the inaugural Westfield Sydney to Melbourne Ultramarathon, a distance of 875 kilometres (544 mi). The race was run between what were then Australia's two largest Westfield shopping centres: Westfield Parramatta in Sydney and Westfield Doncaster in Melbourne.[8] Young arrived to compete in overalls and work boots, without his dentures (later saying that they rattled when he ran).[9] He ran at a slow and loping pace and trailed the pack by a large margin at the end of the first day. While the other competitors stopped to sleep for six hours, Young kept running. He ran continuously for five days, taking the lead during the first night and eventually winning by 10 hours. Before running the race, he had told the press that he had previously run for two to three days straight rounding up sheep in gumboots.[10] He said afterwards that during the race he imagined he was running after sheep trying to outrun a storm. The Westfield run took him five days, fifteen hours and four minutes,[1] almost two days faster than the previous record for any run between Sydney and Melbourne, at an average speed of 6.5 kilometres per hour (4.0 mph)

I. M. Gei posted:

I will never not laugh at Darth Vader Reads You The Bible Out Of A Wall Clock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrbpZ0VDfkY