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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

500 bad dogs posted:

replace skooma512 with an ik that'll actually push buttons in that thread please

he also likes to post blind links with no context like a rere

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

lobster shirt posted:

can i see the computer touchers is a slur post please

There's this from a year ago

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=4025243&pagenumber=15&perpage=40

500 bad dogs
Nov 22, 2023


lmao

arsenicCatnip posted:

I can see it now...

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
hootnginton would make a good doomsay econ ik

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

500 bad dogs posted:

replace skooma512 with an ik that'll actually push buttons in that thread please

i finally gave up reading it.

RealityWarCriminal posted:

hootnginton would make a good doomsay econ ik

he's a quitter

500 bad dogs
Nov 22, 2023

Zodium posted:

i finally gave up reading it.

yup same, reading it now and it's dumb and skooma is like "uwu pweese guys" instead of just handing out sixers

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I may have touched the computer but I never inhaled

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
least skooma changes the thread title

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i'll do it if one of our illustrious mods can ask an admin other than fluffdaddy

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Buck Wildman posted:

I may have touched the computer but I never inhaled

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Further investigation into the computer toucher is a slur discourse reveals this, less entertaining but it's presumably what hooty is talking about

Salt Fish posted:

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Computer Toucher!

Salt Fish posted:

Just to be clear its good to make fun of people who make 6 figgies and do less work than literally anyone making minimum wage, but lumping together the person who fixes POS systems at the grocery store for $50,000, the person who does desktop support for $15/hr, and the senior dev who makes $450,000 working for meta is what is specifically dumb. The 300 pound linux admin stereotype is not the same thing as a silicon valley tech bro who drives 3 different telsas and works out all day because its a status symbol.

Salt Fish posted:

Computer toucher is meaningless its the dumbest phrase of all time right up there with "adulting" and "chonker".

However I stand with this fellow

HallelujahLee posted:

may allah strike down computer touchers

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

salty fish

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Computer touchers malding. Coping and seething. Mad? You betcha they are

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

more like stupid bitch

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

lobster shirt posted:

stupid bitch
computer touched

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

500 bad dogs posted:

replace skooma512 with an ik that'll actually push buttons in that thread please

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

HallelujahLee posted:

500 bad dogs posted:

replace skooma512 with an ik that'll actually push buttons in that thread please

I nominate this fellow, although there's no need for replacement, 2 IKs is fine

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

i like how every episode in the early seasons of kitchen nighmares manages to one-up the previous episode somehow

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

after 3 or 4 episodes you think "surely this is going to top off, every restaurant can't be the worst one we've seen yet", and nevertheless...

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

uk or us version?

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

us, i already know the brits can't cook for poo poo

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

there's a nice episode of the uk version where he helps out a caribbean woman

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

lobster shirt posted:

there's a nice episode of the uk version where he helps out a caribbean woman

Wow. White saviour much?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Lib and let die posted:

us, i already know the brits can't cook for poo poo

Yep, thats why there's no famous British chefs

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Regarde Aduck posted:

Yep, thats why there's no famous British chefs

haven't seen the british guy cook a single dish yet

in fact his gimmick seems to be lying about cooking a dish to restaurant owners

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

I had a friend whose mother was English and she wondered why I never ate her cooking unless it was a grilled cheese

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Weka posted:

Further investigation into the computer toucher is a slur discourse reveals this, less entertaining but it's presumably what hooty is talking about

Dr. Laura: Goons use it all the time. Turn on somethingawful, listen to a goon comic, and all you hear is "computer toucher, computer toucher, computer toucher."

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Regarde Aduck posted:

Yep, thats why there's no famous British chefs

tbf jamie oliver sucks rear end and apparently ramseys restaurants are not very good

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PHo0WQzCuQ

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Remember when doomsday econ just became the place to un-ironically discuss how your crypto and nft assets were doing? Good times, miss em

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

skooma64

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Gumball Gumption posted:

Remember when doomsday econ just became the place to un-ironically discuss how your crypto and nft assets were doing? Good times, miss em

where the tesla stockhodlers at

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Zodium posted:


he's a quitter

that's why we need him

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

money is good and I deserve a lot of it.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Lpzie posted:

money is good and I deserve a lot of it.

simple as

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

55 hours into final fantasy 7 rebirth and im just hitting cosmo canyon. so many side quests and mini games and my brain can't not do them all

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
by comparison i am playing advance wars and having a very relaxing time

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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
all commanding officers should be in love triangles with other commanding officers

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