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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwBfGQJhDT8

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

Okay, but have you considered that it will also kill off any slugs, snails, or shrimp living in the vagina?

Turns out that's bad:


quote:

These are the counts of 4 E. coli strains exposed to various levels of lactic acid & Cu++ for 8 hours. This table only shows the end counts but it represents the death of 99.7% of bacteria*.

quote:

Losing 99.7% of your vaginal flora is seriously bad news. You’re looking at really good odds of a yeast infection, bacterial vaginosis, and/or other infection issues. And that’s if you’re lucky enough to not be in the 4% of the population or so that’s sensitive to skin contact with copper.

e:

https://i.imgur.com/VDudsIo.mp4

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Apr 21, 2024

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

that should be the new logged out shock video

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Rockman Reserve posted:

that should be the new logged out shock video

Agreed. Get on it Jeff.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Whats the old one? I remember it being from some movie

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


lol

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.

I hadn't seen it mentioned, but I found the answer to the intent stares. It turns out that, in a lot of 4H type competitions, you have to maintain some form of eye contact with the judges (because you're part of the livestock presentation). The previous year of this competition, one kid was docked points for not maintaining enough eye contact. Everybody thought the call was bullshit. So this year, in a form of malicious compliance, they decided to stare directly into the judges souls.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
that sounds true enough so i will believe it. more power to the pig people

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I dont beleive it, yet know in my heart that its almost deffo true.
thanks for that update, it makes them 0.0005% less batshit looking.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Why the gently caress are they hunched over?

Can't they just get longer pig slapping sticks?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

wesleywillis posted:

Why the gently caress are they hunched over?

Can't they just get longer pig slapping sticks?

How long is your pig slapping stick?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Stoatbringer posted:

How long is your pig slapping stick?

about 6 inches when in use. but smaller when not.

I'm a grower.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

wesleywillis posted:

Why the gently caress are they hunched over?

Can't they just get longer pig slapping sticks?

Why don't you learn the game, man, before you start throwing questions out?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

wesleywillis posted:

Why the gently caress are they hunched over?

Can't they just get longer pig slapping sticks?

They're staring holes right through the judges' heads. No other way to do it.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I don't know a lot about that death stare pig thing or where it happened but, God drat, they must be bored as poo poo wherever it is.

It's like the southern sequel to Best in Show.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
when looking up the staring thing, I also found out that in the rules, a judge may or may not drop shavings on your pig and you have to notice it and brush it off.

Which is wild that there's a special capricious fae judge that exists to sometimes dole out old-timey folk tale inconveniences to make sure your head is on a swivel.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

wesleywillis posted:

Why the gently caress are they hunched over?

Can't they just get longer pig slapping sticks?

they're stalking their prey

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

What kind of fool fails to notice when a judge drops shavings on their pig?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
One that is staring intently and unceasingly in one direction

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I may be a rural hick, but I love farm shows. Like every kind of them. Go to the fair, eat some junk, have a few pops, go watch the oxen pull and the pig prantz. It's an awesome Saturday.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Stoatbringer posted:

What kind of fool fails to notice when a judge drops shavings on their pig?

Aha, you were so focused on watching for shavings that you failed to notice me painting my sigil on the other side of the pig, which entitles me to call it as a familiar until three full moons have passed.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

redshirt posted:

I may be a rural hick, but I love farm shows. Like every kind of them. Go to the fair, eat some junk, have a few pops, go watch the oxen pull and the pig prantz. It's an awesome Saturday.

You rural hick.

I'm with you on the fair though.

Mario Yesyes
Oct 30, 2012


The metal version is pretty neat too.

https://youtu.be/4n7bUYBYZPE

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
*sees judge reaching for shavings bag, I aim my pistol*

... don't

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

*sees judge reaching for shavings bag, I aim my pistol*

... don't

There's already enough guns surrounding pigs, no need to add one more.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
https://i.imgur.com/VyAic63.mp4

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

hell yes.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

LvK posted:

when looking up the staring thing, I also found out that in the rules, a judge may or may not drop shavings on your pig and you have to notice it and brush it off.

Which is wild that there's a special capricious fae judge that exists to sometimes dole out old-timey folk tale inconveniences to make sure your head is on a swivel.

Why do we even waste our time on soccer and football, THIS is clearly the sport of kings we should all be watching.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


Oh my loving God :vince:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Lmao.

Big Mouth Billy Basshole
Jun 18, 2007

Fun Shoe

Wow, lol

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




lol

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Milo and POTUS posted:

Whats the old one? I remember it being from some movie

Something based on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcg6qT2zyQM but with more gore, which I only know because "Jeff, bring back Boogeyman!" was a thread subtitle in the mod forum for a while. I, of course, never log out.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

wesleywillis posted:

about 6 inches when in use. but smaller when not.

I'm a grower.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Right Honorable Lord of Chipping Norton.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Facebook Aunt posted:

Okay, but have you considered that it will also kill off any slugs, snails, or shrimp living in the vagina?

What about gnomes and oompa loompas? Seriously, this is an important issue?

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



eh, it's not as good as his michael jackson work

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

Whats the old one? I remember it being from some movie

I don't know the movie but it was some kid getting bashed with a window.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Something based on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcg6qT2zyQM but with more gore, which I only know because "Jeff, bring back Boogeyman!" was a thread subtitle in the mod forum for a while. I, of course, never log out.

Yeah this. I don't remember any gore, but it was looped and the sound was jacked way up so if it started playing in a browser tab unexpectedly it could wake up the neighbors.

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Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
The video itself is still hosted on the servers, all Jeff did is remove the embed
http://v.somethingawful.com/misc/Boogeyman-494.mp4

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