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FMguru posted:The Barbie incident!!! BRB, contacting my childhood friend to re-litigate the GI Joe Incident.
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The Barbie Incident, also known as "kids being kids." Stupid transphobic piece of poo poo. You know, I bet it really is a plantation wedding. I can't imagine someone that uppity not mentioning the expensive venue by name if it wasn't. At least they have the tiniest grain of shame, maybe.
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Fatty posted:Thanks, remembering that helped me find the rendition. Is this in the r/relationships "greatest of all time" list? Because it should be.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Is this in the r/relationships "greatest of all time" list? Because it should be.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:Oh, I've heard them called "drummers" sound cloud rapper
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Moon Slayer posted:AITA for not inviting my mentally unstable cousin to my wedding quote:Post, their cousin isn’t mentally ill, they’re trans. She didn’t just discreetly not invite him; she made a huge show of going round the table at Christmas (or thanksgiving?) dinner, and giving a huge invitation card to every single person EXCEPT him as a deliberate FU. quote:Hi! I (22f) am really unsure here. My best friend and roommate (22f) Amiee had been seeing a guy for two months. She really likes him, it seemed to be going super well.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 19:14 |
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My general rule of thumb is if someone offers to pay for something I will politely decline once, but if they ask a second time I will just let them do it and not argue. If it is someone else doing the offering on another's behalf basically same rule because I don't want to get involved in whatever drama is going on there.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 19:19 |
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I am not a woman but I feel like the calculus changes there on a date with someone you don't like
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 19:25 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Comment from r/BestofRedditUpdates: A common theme of people getting owned by their own behavior and then projecting it onto someone else
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 19:43 |
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mystes posted:That's honestly a lot less bad than I would have expected based on the lyrics mystes posted:
This might be the greatest compliment that recording could ever have been given
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 20:46 |
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Hughlander posted:How do you even find that?! I mean I look for a lot of content in this thread, but a 3 year old post with 5 upvotes and 13 comments? How did you even come across it? Police work.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 20:46 |
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FMguru posted:The term I've seen for dudes like that is "hobosexual" - someone whose relationships are primarily driven by how quickly they can move in with that person and start mooching off them for housing/food/transportation. It amazes me that these guys exist (and have existed for ages) and yet incels will insist that because of hypergamy women only date the top 10% (or 20% or whatever the figure is) of men. Women are definitely not limiting themselves to the top bracket of the dating pool.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:06 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:Found it by remembering the iconic line Baptizing with water: Fatty posted:Thanks, remembering that helped me find the rendition. Rat Patrol posted:This might be the greatest compliment that recording could ever have been given This is still one of the best things any iteration of this thread has ever produced. Pope Corky the IX fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Apr 21, 2024 |
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Aiw for not being okay with some creepy guy having access to my soon to be stepdaughter and being angry at my fiancé for allowing it?quote:Hi all, It’s like the inverse stepchild DNA guy. This guy has been posting on half a dozen subreddits and getting poo poo on all of them. His delusion is strong and I feel so bad for the kid having a poo poo mom.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:25 |
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Hughlander posted:Aiw for not being okay with some creepy guy having access to my soon to be stepdaughter and being angry at my fiancé for allowing it?
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:31 |
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Rat Patrol posted:This might be the greatest compliment that recording could ever have been given Just wanted to say that you have an extremely pleasant voice
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:31 |
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Incoherence posted:Did I miss the part where not-really-bio-dad did anything to deserve the name "creep"? quote:He is literally not her dad. Do you even know what a dad is?
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:32 |
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Ew, gross, creepy guy stepping up to help his 'child'. Doctors visits and parent teachers meetings?!@?! SICK SICK SICK. lol loving wierdo OP Was honestly expecting the story to twist somewhere I could see the dude as a creep.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:33 |
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Hughlander posted:Unfortunately, she is a bit of a package deal and comes with a 10 year old daughter. Which I'm willing to put up with. How in the world do you type that out and read it out and think "yeah, I'm definitely the one qualified to parent this child and not the dude who stepped up to love and parent a kid despite not being legally required to."
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:34 |
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Hughlander posted:Aiw for not being okay with some creepy guy having access to my soon to be stepdaughter and being angry at my fiancé for allowing it? "Unfortunately, she is a bit of a package deal and comes with a 10 year old daughter. Which I'm willing to put up with. " Wow this guy is a huge piece of poo poo. He doesn't even like this kid he is just mad he doesn't have sole ownership of her and her mom
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:34 |
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Rat Patrol posted:This might be the greatest compliment that recording could ever have been given Hughlander posted:Aiw for not being okay with some creepy guy having access to my soon to be stepdaughter and being angry at my fiancé for allowing it? mystes fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Apr 21, 2024 |
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A real dad is either the biological dad or else loving the biological mom
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:47 |
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All mothers are biological. Robots can neither give birth nor adopt.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:51 |
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Rat Patrol posted:This might be the greatest compliment that recording could ever have been given The manic interpretation you put on the last line about wanting to sing it at your wedding really makes the recording special.
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Hughlander posted:Aiw for not being okay with some creepy guy having access to my soon to be stepdaughter and being angry at my fiancé for allowing it? lol this dude sounds like way more of a fuckin creep than not-bio-dad
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Incoherence posted:Did I miss the part where not-really-bio-dad did anything to deserve the name "creep"? Being a supportive father figure, loving freak
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:15 |
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Also interested in those "issues" the mom was having that led to her getting supervised visits only while the dad that stepped up had custody.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:17 |
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The “issue” was the idiot judge, duh
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:18 |
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It's amazing in posts like this how the OP will just go to extreme lengths to describe things in weird ways to make them sound more sinisterquote:When my STB stepdaughter was born, the wrong man was named on the birth certificate. It was thought the person she was with at the time was her father- but that was not the case. This information came to light when my STB step daughter was 2 years old.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:21 |
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Bad (or sick!) guy
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:29 |
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A man can't truly be a father figure to a daughter who isn't his biologically. The moment the paternity test was spit out of the machine the skies parted and something evil was unleashed on the world: the creeper
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Wonder what buddy here thinks of adoption.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:35 |
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Just give every newborn a paternity test
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:36 |
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That has to be rage bait
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:That has to be rage bait I dunno; there are certainly people out there who are this oblivious/self-centered.
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:That has to be rage bait I thought it was from this thread. Oh well, it was from A thread anyway.
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Solenna posted:Wonder what buddy here thinks of adoption. “What are you some kind of beta?”
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:40 |
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Hughlander posted:“What are you some kind of beta?” *pulls out stack of commodore 64s* ach ja i'm beta!
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:49 |
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Hughlander posted:Aiw for not being okay with some creepy guy having access to my soon to be stepdaughter and being angry at my fiancé for allowing it? Well someone’s brain is definitely scrambled.
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Hughlander posted:
Oh wow, those are some world-class projections right there! Imagine being so unable to take a hint!
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