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Field Mousepad posted:Every abandoned golf course I've ever seen has been turned into apartments and condos There’s a national park that surrounds the city where I live and the city itself has a pretty good local parks service, so dead golf courses go to heaven around here
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:33 |
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Field Mousepad posted:Every abandoned golf course I've ever seen has been turned into apartments and condos Almost anything is an improvement over 'golf course'. Neglect it, apartments, public park, nuclear waste storage. All improvments.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:50 |
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Byzantine posted:pterodactyls arent dinosaurs and you will be the fool of child mockery if you claim so Haha, I was just talking about that to the missus the other day When I was 7 or 8 my primary school teacher went round the the class asking people to name dinosaurs beginning with a letter When she got to me she said "p" and I proudly shouted "pterodactyl" and SHE loving EVISCERATED ME IN FRONT OF THE CLASS I can genuinely still remember every second of it and it was 35 years ago
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:15 |
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It's cool how Jessica's nose and boobs possess the same profile. Theranos has ruined tuetlenecks forever, hasn't it? freeedr posted:My three favorite dinosaurs are edaphosaurus, dimetrodon, and pterodactyl YOU MONSTER At least you didn't say "mammoth."
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Pmammoth
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:29 |
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Tree Bucket posted:Theranos has ruined tuetlenecks forever, hasn't it? Most people on the planet don't know what you're talking about. Most people who did, have forgotten long ago. Anyway Steve Jobs ruined them already. That's why she wore them.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Most people on the planet don't know what you're talking about. Most people who did, have forgotten long ago. I don't think that's true. He was a pretty memorable bad guy and Avengers was a big franchise
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:34 |
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kazil posted:I don't think that's true. He was a pretty memorable bad guy and Avengers was a big franchise Oh I don't eat those. They're not good for your blood sugar. I choose the baby carrots and apple wedges if the burger isn't enough.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:37 |
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People who wear turtle necks: -Spies -Beatnik artists/poets -White collar criminals (ironically)
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:46 |
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root beer posted:There’s a national park that surrounds the city where I live and the city itself has a pretty good local parks service, so dead golf courses go to heaven around here Is it one of those desert courses, they seem like they'd be easy to convert
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 00:01 |
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Nope, this is purely Midwest USA. One has been undergoing soil cleanup of decades of herbicides and mercury contamination, and will be going through further remediation soon to return the land to its natural state. There is a lot of wetland in the area so that may be part of the plan, though I don’t know for sure. In any case, you love to see it.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 00:31 |
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Isn't that just clean urine to try and beat a drug test?
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 00:32 |
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 01:12 |
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kiimo posted:Yeah he works hard...delegating The minimum size of an Olympic swimming pool is 50mx25mx2m deep (depth is minimum 2m, other dimensions are fixed). That's 660,430 gallons. Santa canonically drinks from a glass of milk in each household he visits when it is left out for him; that's probably an average of at least 2 fl oz per glass, or 64 households/gallon, or at most 42 million milk-houses per swimming pool. There are about 24m children 5 and under in the US this year. Two-or-more child households, lactose intolerance, and that only 75% of US households have a Christmas tree (presumably, those without a tree don't propriate Santa) cut the number of milk offerings down a bit, but if we assume 2.1 million households do this (slightly less than 1 in 10) then the US contribution to the Calculated Pool Index of Santa Swallowing is probably at least 0.05 pools/year, so Santa goes through a minimum of 5 pools/century. It takes between 20-30 minutes for water to go from mouth to bladder, and Santa's schedule is very tight - he's not going to be able to stop for a break. Fortunately, we have documentation that Santa has a method for storing things that would otherwise be impossible to transport, so we can confidently conclude that Santa's pee is stored in his sacks.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 02:19 |
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Anything but metric though fr
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:37 |
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thepopmonster posted:The minimum size of an Olympic swimming pool is 50mx25mx2m deep (depth is minimum 2m, other dimensions are fixed). That's 660,430 gallons. have you been sitting on this post since January
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freeedr posted:My three favorite dinosaurs are edaphosaurus, dimetrodon, and pterodactyl This is Anklylosaurus erasure and I wont stand for it.
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BrigadierSensible posted:This is Anklylosaurus erasure and I wont stand for it.
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Amphigory posted:Haha, I was just talking about that to the missus the other day
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yeah you loving nerd
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 10:14 |
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The pterodactyl is a flyinosaur.
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NO ITS NOTAmphigory posted:Haha, I was just talking about that to the missus the other day What was her rant like? Would you describe it as a nonsense verse or composition; a rigmarole with apparent meaning which proves to be meaningless?
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:28 |
I took it to mean the teacher screeched and pulled off her mask and was a pterodactyl underneath who then eviscerated the poster while the rest of the class ran out shrieking
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:33 |
But then I'm probably just thinking of Mrs. Commanderson
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thepopmonster posted:The minimum size of an Olympic swimming pool is 50mx25mx2m deep (depth is minimum 2m, other dimensions are fixed). That's 660,430 gallons. Milk isn't water, it's food. It curdles and turns into like cottage cheese in your stomach. Big guy has more than peeing to worry about.
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Data Graham posted:But then I'm probably just thinking of Mrs. Commanderson Well there's your problem, she teaches pre-K
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:53 |
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Freemason Rush Week posted:Well there's your problem, she teaches pre-K Oh, she just happens to teach those that are the main diet of pterodactyls. You may as well just hire a wolf to teach lambs how to... um eat grass I guess? I dunno what lambs are taught in school.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:59 |
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Freemason Rush Week posted:Well there's your problem, she teaches pre-K What about the rest of the alphabet?
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 13:03 |
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Fuoco posted:What about the rest of the alphabet? Nah it was decided not to teach the later half, more highly scrabble high scoring letters, to the kids today after they started beating the adults at the game. Play games smarter, not harder.
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Amphigory posted:Haha, I was just talking about that to the missus the other day Pigeon Partridge Parrot Easy
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 13:16 |
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Pheasant, ptarmigan, plover; seriously you could have just not embarrassed yourself op
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 14:53 |
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Which album has the song about being eviscerated in front of a group of school children
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Data Graham posted:But then I'm probably just thinking of Mrs. Commanderson Ptero-ed!
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freeedr posted:Which album has the song about being eviscerated in front of a group of school children 1984
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freeedr posted:Which album has the song about being eviscerated in front of a group of school children the new taylor swift one i'm pretty sure
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You have a very unique interpretation of Hot for Teacher.
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Ten
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