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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

hawowanlawow posted:

walking dead was real bad

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PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

hawowanlawow posted:

a lot of media does the whole "*bad guy* will just become a martyr and another will take his place" thing, but I always think it's worth a shot. walking dead was real bad about that

The Dead Zone gets it right: "The only surefire way to get rid of a dictator is if he's loving dead. It's your moral duty to give up your life to blast a dictator."

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
IIRC the Allies actually had a policy of not wanting Hitler dead pretty early on as they realised he was one of the biggest liabilities for the Nazis.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Tiggum posted:

Good job leaving a time machine lying around in the past where anyone can get their hands on it.

And what if you missed? Now Hitler's got a time machine. That's pretty much the worst case scenario.

Dragonwagon posted:

Even if you don't miss the other nazis can just use the time machine to save Hitler.

I would just put one of those drinky birds in it to hit the button a few seconds after telefragging Hitler so it comes back.

Or fit a timer or something.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Id go back in time to save Turing from being forced femmed

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
I would also extra force femme Turing to undo tokin's timetravel.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I would force femme time itself to prevent the band OneRepublic from forming

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Is it too late for them to apologise?

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

I’m gonna force femme Adam and nip this whole thing in the bud. God will look down on me, smiling with the knowledge that I’ve finally solved his puzzle

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Kit Walker posted:

I’m gonna force femme Adam and nip this whole thing in the bud. God will look down on me, smiling with the knowledge that I’ve finally solved his puzzle

Shoving ribs back into Adam screaming

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

PurpleXVI posted:

The Dead Zone gets it right: "The only surefire way to get rid of a dictator is if he's loving dead. It's your moral duty to give up your life to blast a dictator."

Trump has really made me think the ending to the dead zone is complete nonsense in that I really don’t think anybody would give a gently caress if he used a child as a human shield

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
yeah that wouldn't even make them bat an eye, they'd be like "here use mine next time"

Dopilsya
Apr 3, 2010

Platystemon posted:

Why settle for one fascist leader when these two dipshits rode together in an open‐top motorcar in June of 1940?



2 Gavrilo 2 Principius

The sequel we needed but never got

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Just as Charles L Charles in Monkey Island 4 says: "I've got hands to kiss and babies to shake."

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
https://twitter.com/mujaya_/status/1782478845427544405

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Dopilsya posted:

2 Gavrilo 2 Principius

The sequel we needed but never got

Someone did actually do this but the bullet flew into the open time machine sent by someone who hosed up the parameters and got sent forward in time to November 1963.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Henchman of Santa posted:

The Fallout series isn't even really that critical of capitalism as a concept, just capitalism running completely unchecked. It has nothing to say about socialism whatsoever.

It's about the US being poo poo, OP.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I choose to believe the goofy fan theory that every other country is doing just fine, only America got nuked because China shot down all the USA nukes.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
It might explain how you have poo poo like the Bobrov brothers with their comically exaggerated accents, or the Railroad guy with the BBC India accent

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

SkeletonHero posted:

I would assassinate Hugo Boss so the Nazis no longer get fashionable designer uniforms.
While Hugo Boss manufactured Nazi uniforms, he didn't design them. So at best this just means they have equally snazzy uniforms with slightly worse stitching.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Logistics are for babies!!!

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

an army marches on its scraggly beards and tactical pants

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Logistics are for babies!!!

Famously said by Napoleon himself!

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

An army marches on SUCKING and loving

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

An army marches on SUCKING and loving

It's all they crave.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

An army marches on SUCKING and loving

Been saying this :smug:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Navies famously operate on rum, sodomy and the lash.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Stoatbringer posted:

Navies famously operate on rum, sodomy and the lash.

This is how Burger King operates too.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Stoatbringer posted:

Navies famously operate on rum, sodomy and the lash.

SAILING and NAILING

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

An army marches on SUCKING and loving

it do though

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

SkeletonHero posted:

I would assassinate Hugo Boss so the Nazis no longer get fashionable designer uniforms.

By killing Hugo Boss, Nazi uniforms are no longer as fashionable, but are instead replaced with cheaper and easier to make uniforms, thus boosting Germany's war economy and manufacturing ability.

You jackanape. You absolute poltroon.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
There is an A/T thread that goes into that at length, it is ASTOUNDING how much labor went into every nazi soldier's uniform

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
imo Thomas Midgly Jr, Ayn Rand, Mitch Mcconnel , or Rupert Murdoch are probably better TT targets.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Was Ayn Rand that awful a person? She had some bad ideas and wrote books to illustrate how they're actually good ideas when applied to very wacky and unlikely specifications.

BIGBONGTHEORY
Apr 17, 2007
Stupid Dickfaced Moron

Flesh Forge posted:

There is an A/T thread that goes into that at length, it is ASTOUNDING how much labor went into every nazi soldier's uniform

That's Cessna in the milhist thread and it owns. It starts here:


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3872282&pagenumber=9&perpage=40&userid=0#post489325432

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

credburn posted:

Was Ayn Rand that awful a person? She had some bad ideas and wrote books to illustrate how they're actually good ideas when applied to very wacky and unlikely specifications.

Objectivism alone is reason to condemn her.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
she tried to be poly, but got angry when her group started to exclude her in funtime.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CASSETTE INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE JOHN GALT SPEECH AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

credburn posted:

Was Ayn Rand that awful a person? She had some bad ideas and wrote books to illustrate how they're actually good ideas when applied to very wacky and unlikely specifications.

I mean it shouldn't be surprising that she was a pretty dreadful person as well, but the ideas she put out have made a lot of people worse off because politicians sometimes follow them.

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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

credburn posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CASSETTE INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE JOHN GALT SPEECH AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES

https://galtse.cx

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