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I wonder how many hours of "blacks attacking whites" videos Elon fans have consumed since 2020 without ever watching all 8 minutes and 46 seconds of George Floyds murder.
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 Business Insider posted:Tesla is on the brink again. Sales are slowing even after the company slashed prices. The company is laying off 10% of its workforce — 14,000 workers from Shanghai to San Jose, from the factory floor to the executive suite. The company had to recall every single Cybertruck it shipped. And Tesla's position in China, a country that has become critical to its future, is getting shakier. For a publication that fellates Musk so much I'm surprised they have pivoted to pure evil.
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Apr 24, 2024 15:33
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Roblo posted:It sadly shuffles about the lap. That's it. It's loving useless. Robots coming for Elon's job!
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Apr 24, 2024 15:43
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Captain Hygiene posted:Robots coming for Elon's job! There's been online racists bots post crap for ages now, so this checks out.
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Apr 24, 2024 15:49
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Radio Paranoia posted:
gently caress that noise, when it crashes and burns he needs to still be at the helm or else all the idiots will point to its $140 drop in stock price as proof he was right instead of wrong
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Apr 24, 2024 15:55
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Don't worry, he'll never log off
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Apr 24, 2024 15:58
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The founder of the company should be the one to have to sell it and hand the keys, so to speak, to Ford, Toyota, BMW or VAG Comedy option Fiat
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MrQwerty posted:The founder of the company should be the one to have to sell it and hand the keys, so to speak, to Ford, Toyota, BMW or VAG But Elon didn't found Tesla.
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Apr 24, 2024 15:59
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Hippocrass posted:But Elon didn't found Tesla. According to him and a NDA, yes he did
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idiotsavant posted:You know the whole stereotype about Millennials being helpless and bad at doing “real work”?? 90% of SF Bay tech bros are exactly that stereotype x 1000 brought to life A few pages back, but https://herecomestheairplane.co was more dead-on than a lot of people realize.
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Apr 24, 2024 16:25
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Buce posted:I don’t understand anything about this hosed up planet Tesla is clearing a money laundering scheme by some important people.
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Apr 24, 2024 16:27
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Radio Paranoia posted:
Think how good next quarter's numbers will look if you lay off Elon and wipe that little bonus from the books!
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Radio Paranoia posted:
imagine having chin fuzz sooo bad that even a black and white pic with a filter still shows how lovely it is or it being wrose than literally platonic textbook dictionary Holotype picture example of "neckbeard"
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Apr 24, 2024 16:42
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Sentient Data posted:gently caress that noise, when it crashes and burns he needs to still be at the helm or else all the idiots will point to its $140 drop in stock price as proof he was right instead of wrong Yeah but then he'd be a Steve Jobs figure and decide to treat his cancer with crystals and fruit smoothies.
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Apr 24, 2024 16:45
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Yeah but then he'd be a Steve Jobs figure and decide to treat his cancer with crystals and fruit smoothies. that could work
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Apr 24, 2024 16:48
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Yeah but then he'd be a Steve Jobs figure and decide to treat his cancer with crystals and fruit smoothies. Don't promise me a good time
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I'm confused. They can't build the cheap car until they figure out how to make it drive itself? Couldn't you just, you know, build a good cheap car that doesn't drive itself?
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Presto posted:I'm confused. They can't build the cheap car until they figure out how to make it drive itself? Couldn't you just, you know, build a good cheap car that doesn't drive itself? He wants it released without steering wheel or pedals as that will cut production costs. On the investor call, he declared that Tesla AI is already near sentient, and that's why he heeds his $56 billion package—because he's the only one in the world who can be trusted to oversee a sentient AI. So I guess the cheap car he plans to be this minimalist box with wheels that's also sentient. You get in, talk to it, ask it to take you somewhere, and then discuss the black crime statistics with it on the way to your destination. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Apr 24, 2024 |
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I wanna know what he'll pull out of his rear end when we're doing this again for Q2
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gschmidl posted:4:42am, restate my assumptions: One, DEI is the woke mind virus. Two, everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. Three, if you graph these numbers extremely dishonestly, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are wokes everywhere in mathematics. I get this reference and I love you for making it
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shyduck posted:I wanna know what he'll pull out of his rear end when we're doing this again for Q2 He’ll bring back the guy in the robot outfit
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e: wrong thread
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The "covid will disappear by April 2020" guy likes to talk about infection rates of the Woke Mind Virus
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Apr 24, 2024 17:38
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I predict zero new cases of woke mind virus by the end of April 2024.
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Butterwagon posted:For when Elon removes the note: lol it did get removed
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You can't just say something is savage if it's not, come on fellas
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holtemon posted:You can't just say something is savage if it's not, come on fellas On second thought let's just ban muskrats and boer stans from using the word 'savage' at all, their ideologue doesn't exactly have the best track record with that word.
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Macho Man Randy Surly
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FlamingLiberal posted:Please, get all of his awful Twitter sycophants on that rocket so I can stop reading their dumb posts rocket has x the everything app posting rig built in posting rig software was barely tested and clicking edit button on a post cuts off crew from oxygen supply
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It couldn't be that y'all voted in a racist president around that time and emboldened the basket of deplorables, has it? Nah, woke mind virus it is.
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Songbearer posted:A gamer of your talents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNLvlFb-7DQ beating Malenia with elons terrible build, no hit must use every spell and item must maintain heavy weight [autobiographical]
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Apr 24, 2024 18:42
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Lol hell yeah, the intro got me hooked already
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Radio Paranoia posted:
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Macho Man Randy Surly Elon Stan, Doge Designer.
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Hey now, that's no joke. They've had to recall the CyberTruck and rivet the pedal down over it.
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So the stock has done virtually nothing today, and in fact it's down a little bit from open. That afterhours surge didn't appear to do much of anything
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Presto posted:I'm confused. They can't build the cheap car until they figure out how to make it drive itself? Couldn't you just, you know, build a good cheap car that doesn't drive itself? Lol sure but why would you?
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Pretty fitting, Andre was so racist to his face that bad news Brown pulled a gun on him once
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Sentient Data posted:gently caress that noise, when it crashes and burns he needs to still be at the helm or else all the idiots will point to its $140 drop in stock price as proof he was right instead of wrong steinrokkan posted:Don't worry, he'll never log off This is what make ironic hubris tragedies so fun to watch 
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Rad Russian posted:He wants it released without steering wheel or pedals as that will cut production costs. Elon is at his smartest when he’s treating investors as too stupid to breathe
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