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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
I hope every country gives up on the US at some point and it implodes and i'm first in line with it






https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Buddykins posted:

Computer, show me the USA's national debt in addition to the countries we owe the most

Calculations complete. Please turn off the power to your monitor to view the results...

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

mdemone posted:

ByteDance isn't going to sell it. They already have said as much.

When a company or ceo says something they always follow through lmao



Money always wins

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
Get a payday loan to pay off your fines buddykins

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I wouldn't be talking about debt if i was you bks

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
We better start teaching the kids how to bypass The Great Firewall of America.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

buddykins join an important sector of the government and sabotage it.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You

RVWinkle posted:

Get a payday loan to pay off your fines buddykins

cant. Everything's hosed. I just want to loving sink with the loving ship. I genuinely tried to be better and it was for nothing. I tried and still failed.

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

He needs a big wet kiss to rehydrate him, and I'm willing to serve.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

fake your death and get a new identity bing bong

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

lol ... leave Texas already. pfc has a room for you

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

Substandard posted:

We better start teaching the kids how to bypass The Great Firewall of America.

This seems like you're treating the symptoms and not the cause when you could just stop having kids.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

the milk machine posted:

elon musk is going to save tik tok

Correct

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 387 days!
buddykins become a dropshipper scammer guy, i am considering it

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

explain tj

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Buddykins posted:

lmao put my kitty next to him!!

Last Chance posted:

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Glumwheels posted:

When a company or ceo says something they always follow through lmao



Money always wins

they already wrote off Russia and Canada when those countries banned the app. I hear what you're saying but I don't think they need American business as much as we think they do

PlushCow
Oct 19, 2005

The cow eats the grass

Glumwheels posted:

Someone’s going to buy TikTok, it’s not going anywhere. The TikTok shop is already making billions.

Just move stuff Trump Organization II I mean ByteDance II

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

tenderjerk posted:

buddykins become a dropshipper scammer guy, i am considering it

Start stealing packages from porches buddykins

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Red Baron posted:

human civilization will forever be learning the lesson that if you want a child to do something, forbid them from doing it

california, where i live: "what if we just make that a felony? let's make it a felony"

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

lol...

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004
My father in law loves Trump and Tik Tok, he's going to be very upset.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 387 days!

Lpzie posted:

explain tj

you just buy tge cheap crap then you sell it, easy peasy

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

After a few years of living only by your wits you'll praise the old screw who sacked you and realize how in that illusory tragedy you were even still being born

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

||||||||||||| 46% Biden
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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


can you crush someone by one point?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Quality bar graph there lol

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

what are they thinking

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015


why does my president do this?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
This case has given Trump those Pete Davidson eyes lol

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Real Mean Queen posted:

I feel like "look at them, they're being mirthful and carefree, they're unserious" somewhat undercuts the "they're running around looking for people to murder" angle but maybe that's just me

i think you're underestimating how many lovely adults hate kids and 'acting like a kid'. a lot of people get their joy beaten out of them as children, so they want to do the same, like reverse empathy

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Boomers taught me everything I needed to know about living my life

I'm alone and miserable but at least Trump loves me

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

mdemone posted:

they already wrote off Russia and Canada when those countries banned the app. I hear what you're saying but I don't think they need American business as much as we think they do

An app full of Chen Weihuas and Wang Gangs is too powerful for america anyway

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

mdemone posted:

they already wrote off Russia and Canada when those countries banned the app. I hear what you're saying but I don't think they need American business as much as we think they do

America is the main character of the world and if you can’t do business here you might as well not exist

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Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

mdemone posted:

they already wrote off Russia and Canada when those countries banned the app. I hear what you're saying but I don't think they need American business as much as we think they do

TikTok shop is going to beat out Amazon and Temu, they can make a ton just off selling the U.S. entity and then focusing on the other markets they have yet to go into (until they ban TikTok too).

It’s just capitalism

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