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Son, it is GAY and WOMANLY to *checks notes* be nice. KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:If someone I'm dating texts me that they think they need to go to the ER and tries to call me multiple times, I'm not going to nitpick their word choice and insist that they're lying and block them, especially if I'm five minutes away. I might verify that it's for real, but I'm going to be on my way. If it turns out that this is their idea of a prank it's probably over between us with me recommending they read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" as part of the breakup, but I'm definitely not going to block them and just go about my day like nothing happened. This is what it boils down to. Love yourself enough to never tolerate anyone who would selfishly abandon you in an hour of need. Even if I was op's gf here I would want to instantly go home because either 1) someone I care about desperately needs my help Or 2) I have to break up with the idiot who's trying to ruin my night out with a cruel prank And no option involves just letting it slide and seeing how things shake out the next day
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:21 |
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She should have lied and said her friend took her phone, then everybody wins
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:26 |
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straight guys hate women so it's suspicious for a straight man to be near a woman
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:30 |
i have to be its fake cuz how could anyone be so loving stupid to unironically list nothing but positive qualities when saying 'this behavior is wrong', like they would at least try to frame them in a negative way somehow
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:44 |
Indecisive posted:i have to be its fake cuz how could anyone be so loving stupid to unironically list nothing but positive qualities when saying 'this behavior is wrong', like they would at least try to frame them in a negative way somehow He is framing them in a negative way. A lot of people genuinely and truly believe there's something wrong with a boy who acts like that. It is that pesky thing called "toxic masculinity" you may have heard of.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:47 |
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Acting like that dude's son is literally how my husband got me to date him. I'll never understand how being clean or kind or just generally not a lovely person is somehow weak/bad/unmanly. Like it takes a lot more gumption to not get angry in some situations. Being immediately mad is definitely a weakness. Rather have a feminine man than one that's throwing controllers at the TV like a sad weakling because he lost a fake game. Scathach fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Apr 25, 2024 |
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Dads like that make me instantly angry
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:02 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Dads like that make me instantly angry Okay well I suppose this is fine. In short, anger is a land of contrasts.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:08 |
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Scathach posted:Acting like that dude's son is literally how my husband got me to date him. I'll never understand how being clean or kind or just generally not a lovely person is somehow weak/bad/unmanly. I didn't consider this when i first read it. But since your husband cleans himself, I must assume that OP's son also cleans himself. And OP has an unwashed rear end to keep in line with his brand of manliness
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:09 |
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mystes posted:This one has to be fake I believe it, you know there are guys out there who think defensive driving is for pussies and feel emasculated every time they do a zipper merge
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:10 |
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I have to assume that’s bait. I wish I knew any 18 year old guy who acted like him.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:11 |
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emSparkly posted:I have to assume that’s bait. I wish I knew any 18 year old guy who acted like him. I mean my husband was 19 when I met him and he's always been a gentleman. Like he was sick as poo poo and puking up blood, but always insisted on walking me home at night and all the cute poo poo.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:19 |
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sinnesloeschen posted:what the hell this rules Yeah, I'm going to go do all of these things. That's my new favorite song. FMguru posted:Another unwanted family reconcillator story. Fortunately, OP has a Pete-like spine. "I want to go to couples therapy." "For what?" Also, "I wasn't in the mood to argue so I just broke up with on the spot." I got chills.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:26 |
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I see your remix and raise you a remix. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OksmTAC9Kc Also a bridezilla AITA for refusing to let my sister dress me up as a Disney princess for her wedding? quote:I (23f) have an older sister Jade (26f) who has been obsessed with Disney since we were kids. I too have a liking for the brand and many of its movies and characters but Jade takes it to a whole new level.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:48 |
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trickybiscuits posted:"We are no longer a couple." Or, "With who?"
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:54 |
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Ex-wife (38F) married my (37M) best friend (35M). It's killing me and destroyed my marriagequote:I (37M) have been with my wife (26F) for 5 years and married 4 years. We have 3 kids from her previous relationships (2 boys and 1 girl between the ages of 5 and 8). I really love her and her kids. Things were perfect until 3 or 4 months ago. I've had 3 big promotions in 5 years. We bought a house last year. She stays home with the kids and is trying to make a social media career happen. I have always been on the fence about having kids but she really wanted us to have one together so I agreed to try to have my vasectomy reversed. She's is 7 months pregnant now. We were so loving happy. oh huh that's weird I wonder why he doesn't say why they divorced quote:My ex-wife found out about me sleeping with my current wife. I broke up with my current wife for my ex-wife so we could work things out. She decided she wanted a divorce a couple of months later even though I begged her to try with me. Out of respect, I tried to make sure the divorce was as easy as possible. I got back together with my current wife while we were separated. there's s long stupid update where it turns out his current wife is also cheating on him
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:55 |
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Kurieg posted:I see your remix and raise you a remix. Just dress up as Mulan
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:56 |
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Halloween Jack posted:If your rectum looks like that, please go to a hospital immediately. If you can't drive, text your girlfriend and tell her that your butthole hurts. Tony Lazuto says hello.
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Troublemaker posted:My (33M) wife (34F) thinks my orgasms are gross. How do I handle this? Maybe she just can't handle the sound of jangling coins?
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Mx. posted:Ex-wife (38F) married my (37M) best friend (35M). It's killing me and destroyed my marriage lol quote:there's s long stupid update where it turns out his current wife is also cheating on him Lmao Also some fun math on that one
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:20 |
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Scathach posted:I mean my husband was 19 when I met him and he's always been a gentleman. Like he was sick as poo poo and puking up blood, but always insisted on walking me home at night and all the cute poo poo. God drat if that ain’t romantic.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:25 |
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Someone should make a post on r/relationships that’s just the plot of Trapped in the Closet and see how many people fall for it. All the other parts have to come as update edits.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:26 |
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emSparkly posted:God drat if that ain’t romantic. Well he didn't tell me he was doing the chemo/radiation thing until after our first date. So can't really blame the guy for puking blood back then. He pukes far less now.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:31 |
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Shouldn't you talk to your best friend at least once a year if you want them to keep that title? I'll go a long time without talking to a person, but I wouldn't call someone my best friend if we were completely no-contact for several years. Even without knowing that he cheated on his ex-wife, I'm going to say that once you divorce someone, you don't get to police who they're in a relationship with. If you torpedoed the relationship AND went on to marry the person you were having an affair with, that just reinforces that it's not your business any more.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:42 |
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Troublemaker posted:My (33M) wife (34F) thinks my orgasms are gross. How do I handle this? Oh she cray cray quote:
They live paycheck to paycheck and share a car so lol at IVF
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:46 |
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Oh that sucks. I can't imagine marrying someone and them not telling me if they were on meds for something like that. Holy hell, poor dude.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:55 |
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Hughlander posted:Oh she cray cray Absent reproductive health issues you can use IUF instead (intra-uterine-fertilisation, aka a turkey baster full of cum except more medical). Still not cheap, but way cheaper than IVF.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:56 |
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Hughlander posted:Oh she cray cray Am I dreaming this poo poo?
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:58 |
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My |27M] girlfriend |27F] won't stop swapping out my real groceries with small versions of branded items quote:It's basically what the title says - but the weird part is she won't ever admit that it's her? She just sort of looks at me and pretends to be confused when I confront her?
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:My |27M] girlfriend |27F] won't stop swapping out my real groceries with small versions of branded items INFO: are you dating one of the fae folk
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Scathach posted:Oh that sucks. I can't imagine marrying someone and them not telling me if they were on meds for something like that. Holy hell, poor dude. A psychotic episode is tough enough to deal with if you know it's a possibility. But to have no idea... I'm guessing they didn't live together before marriage - unless she was on depot injections, you'd think you'd notice the antipsychotic medications.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:47 |
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Where exactly is she finding plastic duct tape on such extreme short notice
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The Lone Badger posted:Absent reproductive health issues you can use IUF instead (intra-uterine-fertilisation, aka a turkey baster full of cum except more medical). Still not cheap, but way cheaper than IVF. She thinks semen is absolutely disgusting and won't let it near her. She probably wants IVF because they do all the sperm & egg mixing outside the body, then insert the embryos. But really, that's the least of this lady's problems.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:My |27M] girlfriend |27F] won't stop swapping out my real groceries with small versions of branded items I feel like this is an extended setup for a breast reduction or something.
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Just an all-around disaster couple: TIFU by not shutting up and driving myself into being single quote:I am a bit of a homebody and my (ex) girlfriend liked to go out for a few drinks every now and then on weekends. In the beginning this was not a problem for me as it would usually only be for an hour or two and sometimes I would tag along just to socialize for a bit. Eventually she would invite her friend T(male) to hangout as well and then they would stay out later and later, usually until 1 or 2 am. All line breaks added by me because Jesus Christ. Also: r/relationships: what hurt was that I had tried to get her to watch anime in the past
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The Maroon Hawk posted:Where exactly is she finding plastic duct tape on such extreme short notice The toy department or a craft store. You can buy toy sets of grocery item miniatures and craft stores have all kinds of weird stuff.
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Moon Slayer posted:Just an all-around disaster couple: He found proof of... what? Cheating? he never even mentions cheating. They have kids who "cry about missing her" over a few hours a weekend? Christ.
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It's written like it's part 4 or a five-part story.
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:Shouldn't you talk to your best friend at least once a year if you want them to keep that title? I'll go a long time without talking to a person, but I wouldn't call someone my best friend if we were completely no-contact for several years.
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