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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

My geography is shite but loving hell surely you have heard of the DRC at some point in your life?

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
A graduate of the Kemi Badenoch "I definitely read the Africa book, honest" school of international relations.

forkboy84 posted:

Build railways.
I remember an engineer from Glasgow proving that rail travel in Scotland produces less CO2 emissions even than cycling, when factoring in the electric grid input by source against the amount of diesel, Haber-Bosch fertilizer, and manual effort in producing the food for cycling calories.

Pretty much the ideal environment to move as much onto electrified rail as possible.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Made me laugh anyway.

Sir Brylcreemed Walking Algorithm.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref


Oh loving christ

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



I can't even laugh. It just exemplifies the Little Englander cancer that has run the country into the ground

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

My geography is shite but loving hell surely you have heard of the DRC at some point in your life?

Dude probably heard "Dr Congo" and immediately registered with a private GP

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Wes cashing in

https://twitter.com/wesstreeting/status/1783608864115491291

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Wes' brain rebooting in shock at not being the biggest oval office in the room.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


forkboy84 posted:

I can't even laugh. It just exemplifies the Little Englander cancer that has run the country into the ground

Black people land innit.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Private Speech posted:

Black people land innit.

All these ex-Belgian colonies look the same to me

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

THIS is a pro watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdTkNz2KgcI

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Ah, thats where they drink Um Bongo!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


"Her resignation uncorked the pent-up opposition to her radicalism within the SNP, leading inexorably to Thursday’s snap decision by Humza Yousaf to rip the agreement up."

This is from a Graun article that's trying to be a primer for Sassenach's on what the Bute House Agreement was and what it means now it's binned. The her in question, with all her radicalism, is not Rosa Luxemburg or Alexandra Kollontai, it's Nicola Sturgeon. Who is about as radical as Tim Farron

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

replaying the couple seconds at 0:37 where the audience realises he isn't just unable to process a sentence but also isn't entirely sure that Congo is a different country is well recommended. great faces all round

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
The thing that gets me about the video of the st George's day racists is that the main bloke they interview is so close to getting it. He's aware that we're surrounded by corruption, incompetence and institutional apathy, but then chooses to rail against immigrants rather than direct his anger at the people and institutions in charge of the whole loving thing

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Appalled at the corruption of the colonial elite, he instead supports the national elite, unaware that they are one and the same.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Thats loving amazing & I love the way the audience just crack up laughing.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
But Africa's just one big country, isn't it? Isn't it? I say out there....?

Meanwhile, Habib tries to say he didn't say what he said that was so outrageous even Hartley Teabag was shocked:

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Apr 26, 2024

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

OwlFancier posted:

My geography is shite but loving hell surely you have heard of the DRC at some point in your life?

Maybe I've just spent far too long procrastinating on jetpunk, but it's really genuinely astounding to me how bad at basic geography so many Brits are. We take the piss out of Americans for this but honestly we're just as bad. Knowing different countries exist and roughly where they are isn't really even geography, it's just being aware of the world we live in, and I think I'd get stressed out hearing the names of places on the news and not having a single clue whether that's nearby or miles away or whatever. Knowing that some people go on holiday and get on the plane and wander around a place and they have no idea where in the world they've landed and can't even place it on a map once they get back is baffling to me, like actually incomprehensible.

With that in mind, obviously people should know that the DRC and Rwanda are different countries, but I could almost forgive your average dumbass for not because it's not like a knowledge of African geography and politics is ever really taught here, and it's not something 99% of people have any reason to learn beyond personal interest, and god knows I've met too many people who are just pathologically uncurious and a fair few who weirdly wear that ignorance as a badge of pride.

That said if you're literally a government minister and you're actively defending a plan involving an African country I feel like that should be a pretty major essential criteria for the job!

Speaking of this, where did this all come from anyway. Why loving Rwanda of all places? What do they get out of it? Are they planning on granting citizenship to arrivals? Is there any infrastructure to support any of this or are they just going to be thrown on the street in Kigali and told good luck? It's such an utterly bizarre deal and I've still not really been able to make any sense of it at all.

Also, obligatory point that I'm sure a million people have already made, but gently caress me I'm disgusted at the way all the discourse about this is framing it as 'would it/would it not be good value for money', like what the gently caress, I'm so tired of neoliberal brainworm saturation and singing the coca cola song.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Apr 26, 2024

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Rwanda is politically stable (don't ask how) and has made a effort to be approachable and workable with by the West from their government. Combined with Rwanda getting cash and money for building out of the deal, I can see why they'd respond when the Foreign office was shopping around for a country to send all our migrants to.

Nothingtoseehere fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Apr 26, 2024

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Basically as above. Their government has been working hard to rebrand over the last decade. There still seeming to be internal ethnic issues and the whole UK deal isn't exactly helping, I feel.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

forkboy84 posted:

Yeah, it doesn't solve every problem but an improved service from Inverness to the central belt is at least a start. It gets goods off the A9 & onto the rails too.

All the chat of dualling the A9 is just pure head-in-the-sand shite. Yes, what we really want is to encourage more people to drive. Going off this from the Scottish Government, for 2021 net greenhouse emissions were 41.6 MtCO2e*. The single largest category of is Transport, accounting for 10.9 MtCO2e, with cars counting for almost half that while railways count for just 0.1 MtCO2e.

Build railways.

*Million tonnes of carbon dioxide equivalent

Absolutely dual the Highland Main Line. Electrify it. Run more trains. Prioritize that over the A9. But dual the A9 as well. They serve different roles. Somewhere as spread out as the Highlands will always have cars they are a necessity. The best that can be achieved is that most rural people transition to electric cars. The A9 is a major route for everyone in the Highlands and it should be a decent modern road.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


dadrips
Jan 8, 2010

everything you do is a balloon
College Slice

A product of both Oxford and the grammar school system, everyone!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

forkboy84 posted:

Who is about as radical as Tim Farron

Rather unfair to ol' Sturgy to compare her to the homophobic milk pervert.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
https://twitter.com/gdnpolitics/status/1783551336321282536

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

In the grim darkness of the second millennium, there is only war, and if you don't like it gently caress off and leave

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

ThomasPaine posted:

it's not like a knowledge of African geography and politics is ever really taught here, and it's not something 99% of people have any reason to learn beyond personal interest
It's pathetic really, you'd think that the country that owned half of Africa would have at least a year of school history/geography on it. Even racist clownshoes apartheid "we could have tanks in Cairo by Wednesday" humanities (inhumanities?) had to acknowledge which direction Cairo was in.

Even from a beep boop

ThomasPaine posted:

neoliberal brainworm saturation and singing the coca cola song
perspective you'd think the continent with the fastest growth and most raw materials potential would be a matter of social interest.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

OwlFancier posted:

In the grim darkness of the second millennium, there is only war, and if you don't like it gently caress off and leave

I did, now I'm in the 3rd millennium

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I vaguely recall having covered Mali a little bit when I was at school. I couldn't tell you where it is or even what shape it is, but I do know it had a big old empire for a while.

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts
Is there by any chance a thread somewhere on SA Mart for people selling games within the UK?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


ah Paul Mason

I do partially agree with him that arming Ukraine is good but otherwise a continuing downward trend from his output

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Guavanaut posted:

It's pathetic really, you'd think that the country that owned half of Africa would have at least a year of school history/geography on it. Even racist clownshoes apartheid "we could have tanks in Cairo by Wednesday" humanities (inhumanities?) had to acknowledge which direction Cairo was in.

Hell, just from context you could tell he was talking about a different country. Twat wasn't even bothering to listen.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

OwlFancier posted:

In the grim darkness of the second millennium, there is only war, and if you don't like it gently caress off and leave

Star Trek Original episode - in this episode people get told to report to the disintegrator as the deaths from the perpetual war simulation. And the weird thing is, people get told 'your turn for the distintegrator' and go willingly to their doom!

quote:


"A Taste of Armageddon" is the twenty-third episode of the first season of the American science fiction television series Star Trek. Written by Robert Hamner and Gene L. Coon and directed by Joseph Pevney, it was first broadcast on February 23, 1967.

In the episode, the crew of the Enterprise visits a planet engaged in a completely computer-simulated war with a neighboring planet, but the casualties, including the Enterprise's crew, are supposed to be real.

Plot
The USS Enterprise travels to Eminiar VII in "star cluster NGC 321", bringing Ambassador Robert Fox to establish diplomatic relations. Little is known about Eminiar VII, beyond the fact that they have been at war with a neighboring planet, Vendikar.

Nearing Eminiar VII, the Enterprise receives a message from the planet warning them not to approach, but Ambassador Fox orders Captain Kirk to proceed. Kirk, First Officer Spock, and additional security personnel beam down to the planet, where they are met by representatives Mea 3 and Anan 7. During a supposed attack by Vendikar, Anan 7 explains that the war is conducted as a computer simulation, and that the Enterprise has been "destroyed" in the attack. The two planets have a treaty, according to which they must kill the "victims" of every simulated attack. The crew are therefore expected to report to Eminiar's disintegration chambers for execution, and Kirk's party is taken captive. Spock telepathically plants a suggestion in their jailer's mind, allowing them to escape.

Anan 7 uses a voice duplicator to imitate Kirk's voice and order the crew to transport down. Scotty, suspicious, has the ship's computer analyze the message and confirms it is fake. He orders shields raised. When the crew fails to transport down, Eminiar fires upon them, but the attack is deflected by the shields. Anan 7 then contacts the Enterprise, claiming the attack was due to a malfunction. Ambassador Fox, deciding to believe Anan, beams down and is taken to a disintegration chamber, where Spock and the security officers rescue him.

Kirk confronts Anan 7 but is overpowered by guards and taken to the Eminian council chamber. When Anan 7 opens a channel to the Enterprise, Kirk orders Scotty to execute "General Order 24" before being cut off. Kirk explains that he has ordered the ship to destroy everything on the planet within two hours. Panic ensues, allowing Kirk to disarm the guards. Spock arrives, and they destroy the war simulation computers. Anan 7, horrified, protests that a real war will inevitably follow, but Kirk points out that Vendikar is no doubt just as horrified, and that both sides now have an incentive to make peace. He suggests that Anan 7 call a ceasefire and begin peace negotiations, and Fox agrees to act as a neutral mediator.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Taste_of_Armageddon

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

this is despicable slander of the honorable member for Burnistoun West. if she had his level of focus on transport issues she wouldn't have time to also be a massive terf

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Angepain posted:

this is despicable slander of the honorable member for Burnistoun West. if she had his level of focus on transport issues she wouldn't have time to also be a massive terf

Tbf a lot of terfs are obsessed with trans sport issues.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Keep booing, you're only making me stronger.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

This is a great bit from last night's QT
https://twitter.com/bbcquestiontime/status/1783582275059220868

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Dabir posted:

I vaguely recall having covered Mali a little bit when I was at school. I couldn't tell you where it is or even what shape it is, but I do know it had a big old empire for a while.

Obviously everybody just needs to play more mapgames.

Mali is where Mansa Musa came from when he brought All The Gold on his hajj and crashed the Egyptian economy on his way through

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