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More of the most wholesome type of stories - clueless lesbians How do I react when my gf shows me her boobs quote:She is my first gf, I stopped by her house to drop the flowers I got her off because she forgot them and she came out we hugged kissed etc and then she said “Want to see my boobs?” And then opened her jacket to reveal her bra and all I could get out was “hi are you okay” idk where that even came from I embarrassed myself😭 "Hi, are you okay?" has to be the funniest response to someone offering to show you their boobs I've ever heard.
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kakotheres posted:This is literally my job lmao! I am organizing, rehousing and cataloging a collection of over half a million invertebrate fossils. However, now I wish they were all alive, that would be way better!! I dunno, fossils seem a lot easier to keep track of and more clean and well behaved.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I dunno, fossils seem a lot easier to keep track of and more clean and well behaved. Yeah, everybody decries opening the can of worms, but nobody ever stops to think about the poor schlub whose job it is to get the worms into the can in the first place. Truly, an unsung hero.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 15:29 |
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artsy fartsy posted:WIBTA for dumping my girlfriend after she ignored my calls and messages and went clubbing while I was undergoing emergency surgery. quote:First of all, I would like to clear up some misconceptions brewing in the comment section of my last Post.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 17:10 |
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She was still denying that he was in extreme pain at all even after he puked everywhere and went through surgery so it doesn't SEEM like she quite got it
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WIBTA if I put a lien against my parents' house and sued them for my college tuition?quote:I, 17F, am graduating high school next month and am set to attend my first-choice college with a partial scholarship in the fall. It's an instate school about an hour away, and because of my dual enrollment credits, I should only be 5 semesters from finishing my bachelor's degree and then going for the master's degree I need for the career I want.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 17:36 |
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FMguru posted:This one got an update. tl;dr - OP is battling five years of sunk cost fallacy, and seems to be making some headway quote:I then told her that we are young and this mess was mostly caused by our immaturity
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 17:39 |
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Brawnfire posted:She was still denying that he was in extreme pain at all even after he puked everywhere and went through surgery so it doesn't SEEM like she quite got it lol yeah, “sorry I got mad at you for puking on the carpet” doesn’t quite cover the issue at hand
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 17:51 |
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FMguru posted:This one got an update. tl;dr - OP is battling five years of sunk cost fallacy, and seems to be making some headway Seriously, just break up already. You don't want to become the person that asks for this: quote:- If she blocks me again for anything = blocking herself from ever seeing me again I guess I'm still mostly on his side in this, but jfc next time just text and say that you have a medical emergency (which he did not do once, btw) and call the loving ambulance. It obviously doesn't apply in this case because the GF was at a club, but adults often end up in situations where they can't look at their phones. Call the loving ambulance! Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Apr 28, 2024 |
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idiotsavant posted:Solution: don't go do coke and "hang out" at your apartment for an hour with guys you "sort of know" from the bar. If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, everyone's gonna think it's a duck, dumbass I just watched a true crime video about a guy who went to party with some people he met at a bar in a hotel room and they argued, beat him up, and then killed him. Couldn't find the name but it's a good reason not to do drugs with people you "sort of know." It could be dangerous. Captain Hygiene posted:Reddit stories involving apartment locks always weird me out with how open everyone leaves their places. I remember multiple unrelated stories involving people randomly entering someone's apartment, and the discussion goes "well have you tried locking the door?" "no, I don't want to do that" There was some story shared a while back about someone who kept leaving their apartment/dorm suite door unlocked so one of their roommates faked a robbery, messing stuff up and taking valuables from the shared area and the OP's room into their own room. I couldn't find the story but found something else. This is just the title because the story is long and the title sums it up perfectly: TIFU by forgetting to lock my apartment door and getting robbed, but ultimately the thief just did my dishes and stole some weed.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 17:58 |
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FMguru posted:This one got an update. tl;dr - OP is battling five years of sunk cost fallacy, and seems to be making some headway quote:- As many of you suggested having an emergency code like "hospital" or something would probably have to be implemented. "Hospital" already is an emergency code!
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Shanghaied posted:but jfc next time just text and say that you have a medical emergency (which he did not do once, btw) At the risk of starting a pedantic argument over semantics, I would think that texting "[needing] to go to the hospital" qualifies as saying that he has a medical emergency. But yes, treating pain is more important than any shame, and next time he should call 911 immediately. AITA for calling my brothers girlfriend ridiculous when she said my brother painting my nails was "creepy"? quote:I (33F) met my brother (30M)'s girlfriend (29F) at a family dinner last night, they've been dating for six months and now things are getting slightly more serious he wanted her to meet me and our parents. Things were going well and we were all having a nice time, after dinner when we were all having drinks my brother told me my nails were driving him nuts and jokingly asked me if i'd painted them blindfolded. Now I felt i'd done a good job with them but I have shaky hands and of the two of us he's always been better at painting nails as he was a goth in Highschool.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:10 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for calling my brothers girlfriend ridiculous when she said my brother painting my nails was "creepy"? I mean sure, it's a little harsh, but she started it by calling the entire family "creepy" on their first meeting, so I feel it's mostly on her.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:20 |
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Kurieg posted:Love the idea of them wanting her to live at home and commute an hour each way for college. All other dumb stuff aside, I did that for a couple years and it suuuucked. Highlights including staying there all day in the summer when I had a morning and evening class with nothing in between (because who wants to add another two hours of driving), and spinning off the road and totaling a car after a bad snowstorm (because 98% of students don't have a big commute, and they won't excuse absences if the school's open). I get really stressed living with roommates, but even with that, switching to dorm life was just so much better.
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Shanghaied posted:I mean sure, it's a little harsh, but she started it by calling the entire family "creepy" on their first meeting, so I feel it's mostly on her. I do wonder if her issue is the closeness between siblings or the brother doing something stereotypically feminine
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Captain Hygiene posted:All other dumb stuff aside, I did that for a couple years and it suuuucked. Highlights including staying there all day in the summer when I had a morning and evening class with nothing in between (because who wants to add another two hours of driving), and spinning off the road and totaling a car after a bad snowstorm (because 98% of students don't have a big commute, and they won't excuse absences if the school's open). I get really stressed living with roommates, but even with that, switching to dorm life was just so much better. I did it my first year of uni (also about an hour each way) and I wish I'd gone and stayed in halls instead. I moved in with some friends for my second year and never moved back with my parents again.
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trickybiscuits posted:I just watched a true crime video about a guy who went to party with some people he met at a bar in a hotel room and they argued, beat him up, and then killed him. Couldn't find the name but it's a good reason not to do drugs with people you "sort of know." It could be dangerous. But the people I know well won't share their drugs with me anymore.
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Shanghaied posted:Seriously, just break up already. You don't want to become the person that asks for this: I still feel for the girlfriend. It wasn't like she believed he was in pain and told him to man up or some bullshit like that, she really thought he was joking. I think she'll be extra cautious about this kind of thing from now on. I say this having been in the guy's place, sort of. I once fell asleep on the couch and woke up in the middle of the night in horrible pain, and it only got worse. I couldn't even stand up without passing out, and I just ended up on the hallway floor, writhing and barely able to form sentences. I managed to yell for my then-husband who was asleep in the bedroom, who finally got up and handed me some Tylenol or something then went back to bed, leaving me on the floor alone for the rest of the night in so much agony I couldn't even cry. Logically I know he wasn't an uncaring person, and that he didn't even fully wake up or later remember what happened. I was too far gone to get him to come back out or explain what was going on. Sometimes I'd remember what happened and I'd get so pissed off. But again, I knew this guy pretty well, and if he'd been fully awake I'm sure he would have handled things differently. So I hope they can work it out, but I also get why that feeling of being neglected and abandoned during a time of extreme pain and stress might may be too overwhelming to get over.
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Part 1Admiral Joeslop posted:AITAH for throwing out my SIL and her family. Part 2 caterpillaropera posted:UPDATE AITAH for throwing out my SIL and her family Part 3: UPDATE 2 AITAH for throwing out my SIL and her family. quote:Yesterday was a long day at my in laws. Commentor posted:I now need to know why they ended up homeless in the first place. OP posted:That one is easy, let me fill you in. If anyone gets anything new in the family, she has to have it too even though they don't need it or can't afford it on his salary. She quit working after her fourth. It was cheaper for her to look after their horde of children than sending them to daycare. Mordiceius fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Apr 28, 2024 |
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artsy fartsy posted:I still feel for the girlfriend. It wasn't like she believed he was in pain and told him to man up or some bullshit like that, she really thought he was joking. I think she'll be extra cautious about this kind of thing from now on. Yah, no. quote:She also told me that It couldn't have been THAT painful and I was over exaggerating. Even days later after emergency surgery and a hospital stay, during a come to Jesus talk, she is still minimizing it.
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Hughlander posted:Yah, no. Yeah, sounds like a dumb and embarrassed 22-year-old to me. She can learn!!
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artsy fartsy posted:Yeah, sounds like a dumb and embarrassed 22-year-old to me. Her behavior in this one has been awful and OP has absolutely no need to stay with her so he can treat this as some sort of teachable moment to help her suck less just because you remember also being dumb when you were 22 mystes fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Apr 28, 2024 |
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mystes posted:She can work on it in her next relationship OP in comments (emphasis his) posted:Ok thank you for bringing that up to my attention. I love her to death. Weve been best friends for 12 years and have been together for 5. Ill try everything to make this work. Edit: If I choose to get back together with her, wich as it stands now is unlikely.
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mystes posted:She can work on it in her next relationship Unless he wants to, which it sounds like he doesn't, so that's fine; but some people are acting like she committed a heinous crime. And you probably weren't any smarter or more experienced at that age.
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artsy fartsy posted:And you probably weren't any smarter or more experienced at that age. I was, I have the Benjamin Button syndrome except it's for dumbness
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Admiral Joeslop posted:AITAH for telling my parents to keep all the money they stole from me while I was in university and shove it up their rear end. UPDATE on telling my parents to shove their money. (self.AITAH) quote:I took a lot of what you guys had to say to heart. I unblocked my family and spoke with my parents.
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Okay this has to be a joke: WIBTAH For Throwing out my Boyfriend’s “Poop Spear''? quote:I’ve been dating this guy, let’s call him Mark, for 2 years, and on the first of May in a few days we’re moving into an apartment together. This weekend I was at his current place helping him pack his things, and I noticed a weird looking item in one of his boxes. It was a brass rod about 2 feet long, with a black plastic handle at the end. I asked him about it, and he told me that it was his “poop spear”.
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FMguru posted:Got an update. tl;dr - OP cooled down enough to go back and take the money, then blocked his parents (again) on everything and started his new life What's the "girlfriend" supposed to be? He said he never had time for a relationship. Is that a check to himself?
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FMguru posted:This one got an update. tl;dr - OP is battling five years of sunk cost fallacy, and seems to be making some headway I'm curious if countries with healthcare still have ambulance costs passed onto the patient? It's unfortunate the OP didn't feel comfortable calling for the ambulance at the first severe sign. And it could be a shithole country like the US, I suppose. kimbo305 fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Apr 28, 2024 |
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greazeball posted:What's the "girlfriend" supposed to be? He said he never had time for a relationship. Is that a check to himself? quote:I didn't even have time for a girlfriend. My entire university romantic life was hooking up with a woman I work with when her ex husband had the kids for the weekend.
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greazeball posted:What's the "girlfriend" supposed to be? He said he never had time for a relationship. Is that a check to himself? He mentioned having an occasional hookup with a coworker. I had to go back through to catch that.
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The parents taking OP out to The Keg for the apology dinner is such a loving funny little touch.
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Shanghaied posted:Okay this has to be a joke: theres no way its not. clanging brass around the inside of porcelain is just asking for it to break, especially with a hard edge like that alleged poop spear has.
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Shanghaied posted:Okay this has to be a joke: What does he think everybody else is doing? Does he think we all just live with constantly clogged toilets in the absence of his amazing life hack?
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Pleads posted:The parents taking OP out to The Keg for the apology dinner is such a loving funny little touch. I laughed out loud at that part. There's just something intrinsically funny about The Keg.
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kimbo305 posted:I'm curious if countries with healthcare still have ambulance costs passed onto the patient? It's unfortunate the OP didn't feel comfortable calling for the ambulance at the first severe sign. And it could be a shithole country like the US, I suppose. Country with "socialized" healthcare resident: no, we don't. Unless you're for some reason going private, ambulance costs are fully covered.
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At my job one of the bathrooms has a poop stick hanging in the pipe chase. The toilets are those metal prison style ones and instead of using a plunger you jab at the clog with this stick (and they are always clogged.) It's not brass, it's wood. You can tell it's a poop stick. My job is gross pretty often
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Millenials and their fancy rear end poop spears, just use a poop knife like the rest of us! It was good enough for Great-Grandpa, it's good enough for you!
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AKA Pseudonym posted:What does he think everybody else is doing? Does he think we all just live with constantly clogged toilets in the absence of his amazing life hack? He thinks we're all elbow-deep in the bowl with our poop knives, like animals. He probably felt like the person who came up with the idea of extra long shoehorns: "just make it longer, stupid!"
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Kurieg posted:WIBTA if I put a lien against my parents' house and sued them for my college tuition? I did living at home and commuting an hour plus each way for university, but at that point literally all my classes were between 10 and 4, and only three days a week, and it still loving sucked, so I can't imagine what it would be like for someone who did actually get a reasonable amount of contact hours, and wasn't a weirdo who had internet forums rather than actual friends and hobbies.
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