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Sagebrush posted:The two official options we've got this year are "as much genocide as possible" and "a little less genocide than that, but still a huge amount of genocide." Fun game: try to figure out which of these is Biden and which is Trump!
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:46 |
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I need to speak the language of my generation: So the election is like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the arcade game (not the NES version the real one). You're fighting loving the GOP and Mitch McConnel is Shredder and you finally beat him but now you're on Krang who showed up from some TV dimension and just loving took over the foot clan just like Trump did to the GOP. We got all four players playing and we're running out of quarters and Krang is flashing red like nonstop and your bitch rear end is going to play skeeball because they have knock off tickle me elmos. Dude you're too loving old for tickle me elmo thats why you didn't get one and the ones they sell are called "crazy red guy" it's bullshit but you want a loving tickle me elmo and won't listen to reason. loving krang dude we've spent like $20 on tokens you shithead. I can't believe my mom paid for free pizza and you ate it all and do this.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:52 |
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If I were an IK I would put you on probation for that post.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:54 |
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Internet Old One posted:I need to speak the language of my generation: Source you are quotes
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:55 |
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Internet Old One posted:I need to speak the language of my generation: you have a carbon monoxide leak in your house.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:55 |
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Internet Old One posted:I need to speak the language of my generation: (slaps knees) well, that's whatever the hell you're talking about for ya
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:57 |
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Sagebrush posted:If I were an IK I would put you on probation for that post. And if I were you I'd have helped my friends defeat krang. ADINSX posted:Source you are quotes Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Apr 29, 2024 |
# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:58 |
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Oh it wasn’t a quote lol
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:59 |
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Sagebrush posted:If I were an IK I would put you on probation for that post. unfortunately you're just an I
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:59 |
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It is 85.6F in my office in late April
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 21:02 |
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Internet Old One posted:I need to speak the language of my generation: Please grow up
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 21:34 |
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Internet Old One posted:I need to speak the language of my generation: ehh more like the election is like an election where you have two choices that will gently caress you, the country and the planet over in subtly different ways. not whatever this poo poo is
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 21:37 |
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Beeftweeter posted:ehh more like the election is like an election where you have two choices that will gently caress you, the country and the planet over in subtly different ways. not whatever this poo poo is Welp ok I'll take my probe whenever the mods come by. I can't always be cumprinter level funny. I don't think there will be much difference how they gently caress us over though. The democrats make concessions with ghouls in order to execute their agenda. The Republicans are the ghouls.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 21:44 |
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Internet Old One posted:Welp ok I'll take my probe whenever the mods come by. I can't always be cumprinter level funny. neither have enough of a majority to implement an agenda, at least through congress. funding bills for overseas aid are about all we're going to get either way, despite our crumbling infrastructure, soaring healthcare costs and increasingly dire levels of inequality domestically, unless it's to break up chinese-owned companies or something similar Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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Beeftweeter posted:neither have enough of a majority to implement an agenda, at least through congress. funding bills for overseas aid are about all we're going to get either way, despite our crumbling infrastructure, soaring healthcare costs and increasingly dire levels of inequality domestically, unless it's to break up chinese-owned companies or something similar I think it's possible we'll get protections for abortion. We might continue to fund and supply Ukraine. Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Apr 29, 2024 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Donald Trump got where he got because he is the platonic ideal of an American, the McKwisatz Haderach that this country has been working hard towards producing for centuries. He is as American as they come. a perfectly spherical candidate
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 21:54 |
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EBB posted:a perfectly spherical candidate lol
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 21:58 |
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well-read undead posted:unfortunately you're just an I is IK the king of the idiots, or just an idiot who is king?
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:05 |
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asking the big questions
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:15 |
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Roosevelt posted:is IK the king of the idiots, or just an idiot who is king? Both, op
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:22 |
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you don't have to think of voting as a general moral endorsement
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:27 |
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raminasi posted:you don't have to think of voting as a general moral endorsement actually, you will bear sole responsibility for all outcomes if your chosen candidate wins, so tread carefully!!!
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:37 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:It is 85.6F in my office in late April im about to hit 82 and still have 1h 40m of sun to go sigh
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:38 |
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raminasi posted:you don't have to think of voting as a general moral endorsement sure, but you're also allowed to have minimum standards
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:45 |
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raminasi posted:you don't have to think of voting as a general moral endorsement There's an argument for making use of a scoundrel if that scoundrel can help further your ends. Neither of the scoundrels we're being asked to choose from seem to be capable of doing that.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:46 |
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Internet Old One posted:I need to speak the language of my generation:
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:46 |
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lol weren't people analogizing what kristi noem did (shot her family dog to death) to old yeller?quote:Every dog has its day—and Cricket’s appears to be nigh. it was loving 14 months old
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:47 |
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hey that's convenient
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:47 |
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Internet Old One posted:I think it's possible we'll get protections for abortion. We might continue to fund and supply Ukraine. it's pretty unlikely that abortion protections would pass the senate as it is today, i suppose it could shift a bit after november but probably not enough. we will continue to fund and supply ukraine whether congress says we can or not, the cia will see to it
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:51 |
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raminasi posted:you don't have to think of voting as a general moral endorsement i don't want either of them to win. but even assuming i did vote for joe biden, thanks to the electoral college my vote would literally be worthless anyway, so why debase myself?
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 22:54 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:It is 85.6F in my office in late April had to put in the window ac today in central pa yeah lol https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1782400479743324603
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:02 |
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Beeftweeter posted:it's pretty unlikely that abortion protections would pass the senate as it is today, i suppose it could shift a bit after november but probably not enough. we will continue to fund and supply ukraine whether congress says we can or not, the cia will see to it remember when dems had a supermajority and a president who said he'd have roe v wade codified as law and then when it came time to do that they just didn't, lol
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:07 |
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Beeftweeter posted:lol weren't people analogizing what kristi noem did (shot her family dog to death) to old yeller? These people should be euthanized. This poo poo makes me so mad
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:10 |
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lets not get any secret service action eh
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:13 |
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People deserve better. Animals deserve better. The entire loving earth deserves better than what these loving shithead monsters are giving us
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:14 |
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Jonny 290 posted:lets not get any secret service action eh I only make credible, actionable threats against government officials from my own country, tyvm
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:15 |
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Beeftweeter posted:i don't want either of them to win. but even assuming i did vote for joe biden, thanks to the electoral college my vote would literally be worthless anyway, so why debase myself? this is what i'm talking about. assigning the kind of moral weight to a presidential election vote that makes it possible for it to be "debasing" is not at all universal and imo kind of weird.
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:16 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I only make credible, actionable threats against government officials from my own country, tyvm hell yeah brother
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raminasi posted:this is what i'm talking about. assigning the kind of moral weight to a presidential election vote that makes it possible for it to be "debasing" is not at all universal and imo kind of weird. would you not feel debased if you were pressured into voting for someone you think is a terrible candidate while knowing that it would make zero difference to the result? people are trying to make it sound like the only moral thing to do is vote for joe biden, when the reality is that many of us live in states that are virtually certain to have all of their electoral votes go to biden. the others are in states that are virtually certain to have them allocated to trump. in either, voting for biden is absolutely pointless if you don't like the guy
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PokeJoe posted:I remember it better than Roosevelt does you don't remember poo poo. get him outta here.
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