Sagebrush posted:

The two official options we've got this year are "as much genocide as possible" and "a little less genocide than that, but still a huge amount of genocide."

Internet Old One posted:

I need to speak the language of my generation:
So the election is like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the arcade game (not the NES version the real one). You're fighting loving the GOP and Mitch McConnel is Shredder and you finally beat him but now you're on Krang who showed up from some TV dimension and just loving took over the foot clan just like Trump did to the GOP.

We got all four players playing and we're running out of quarters and Krang is flashing red like nonstop and your bitch rear end is going to play skeeball because they have knock off tickle me elmos.

Dude you're too loving old for tickle me elmo thats why you didn't get one and the ones they sell are called "crazy red guy" it's bullshit but you want a loving tickle me elmo and won't listen to reason.

loving krang dude we've spent like $20 on tokens you shithead. I can't believe my mom paid for free pizza and you ate it all and do this.

Internet Old One posted:

I need to speak the language of my generation:
So the election is like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the arcade game (not the NES version the real one). You're fighting loving the GOP and Mitch McConnel is Shredder and you finally beat him but now you're on Krang who showed up from some TV dimension and just loving took over the foot clan just like Trump did to the GOP.

We got all four players playing and we're running out of quarters and Krang is flashing red like nonstop and your bitch rear end is going to play skeeball because they have knock off tickle me elmos.

Dude you're too loving old for tickle me elmo thats why you didn't get one and the ones they sell are called "crazy red guy" it's bullshit but you want a loving tickle me elmo and won't listen to reason.

loving krang dude we've spent like $20 on tokens you shithead. I can't believe my mom paid for free pizza and you ate it all and do this.

Internet Old One posted:

I need to speak the language of my generation:
So the election is like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the arcade game (not the NES version the real one). You're fighting loving the GOP and Mitch McConnel is Shredder and you finally beat him but now you're on Krang who showed up from some TV dimension and just loving took over the foot clan just like Trump did to the GOP.

We got all four players playing and we're running out of quarters and Krang is flashing red like nonstop and your bitch rear end is going to play skeeball because they have knock off tickle me elmos.

Dude you're too loving old for tickle me elmo thats why you didn't get one and the ones they sell are called "crazy red guy" it's bullshit but you want a loving tickle me elmo and won't listen to reason.

loving krang dude we've spent like $20 on tokens you shithead. I can't believe my mom paid for free pizza and you ate it all and do this.

Sagebrush posted:

If I were an IK I would put you on probation for that post.

ADINSX posted:

Source you are quotes

Sagebrush posted:

If I were an IK I would put you on probation for that post.

Internet Old One posted:

I need to speak the language of my generation:
So the election is like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the arcade game (not the NES version the real one). You're fighting loving the GOP and Mitch McConnel is Shredder and you finally beat him but now you're on Krang who showed up from some TV dimension and just loving took over the foot clan just like Trump did to the GOP.

We got all four players playing and we're running out of quarters and Krang is flashing red like nonstop and your bitch rear end is going to play skeeball because they have knock off tickle me elmos.

Dude you're too loving old for tickle me elmo thats why you didn't get one and the ones they sell are called "crazy red guy" it's bullshit but you want a loving tickle me elmo and won't listen to reason.

loving krang dude we've spent like $20 on tokens you shithead. I can't believe my mom paid for free pizza and you ate it all and do this.

Internet Old One posted:

I need to speak the language of my generation:
So the election is like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the arcade game (not the NES version the real one). You're fighting loving the GOP and Mitch McConnel is Shredder and you finally beat him but now you're on Krang who showed up from some TV dimension and just loving took over the foot clan just like Trump did to the GOP.

We got all four players playing and we're running out of quarters and Krang is flashing red like nonstop and your bitch rear end is going to play skeeball because they have knock off tickle me elmos.

Dude you're too loving old for tickle me elmo thats why you didn't get one and the ones they sell are called "crazy red guy" it's bullshit but you want a loving tickle me elmo and won't listen to reason.

loving krang dude we've spent like $20 on tokens you shithead. I can't believe my mom paid for free pizza and you ate it all and do this.

Beeftweeter posted:

ehh more like the election is like an election where you have two choices that will gently caress you, the country and the planet over in subtly different ways. not whatever this poo poo is

Internet Old One posted:

Welp ok I'll take my probe whenever the mods come by. I can't always be cumprinter level funny.

I don't think there will be much difference how they gently caress us over though. The democrats make concessions with ghouls in order to execute their agenda.

The Republicans are the ghouls.

Beeftweeter posted:

neither have enough of a majority to implement an agenda, at least through congress. funding bills for overseas aid are about all we're going to get either way, despite our crumbling infrastructure, soaring healthcare costs and increasingly dire levels of inequality domestically, unless it's to break up chinese-owned companies or something similar

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Donald Trump got where he got because he is the platonic ideal of an American, the McKwisatz Haderach that this country has been working hard towards producing for centuries. He is as American as they come.

EBB posted:

a perfectly spherical candidate

well-read undead posted:

unfortunately you're just an I

Roosevelt posted:

is IK the king of the idiots, or just an idiot who is king?

raminasi posted:

you don't have to think of voting as a general moral endorsement

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It is 85.6F in my office in late April

raminasi posted:

you don't have to think of voting as a general moral endorsement

raminasi posted:

you don't have to think of voting as a general moral endorsement

Internet Old One posted:

I need to speak the language of my generation:
So the election is like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the arcade game (not the NES version the real one). You're fighting loving the GOP and Mitch McConnel is Shredder and you finally beat him but now you're on Krang who showed up from some TV dimension and just loving took over the foot clan just like Trump did to the GOP.

We got all four players playing and we're running out of quarters and Krang is flashing red like nonstop and your bitch rear end is going to play skeeball because they have knock off tickle me elmos.

Dude you're too loving old for tickle me elmo thats why you didn't get one and the ones they sell are called "crazy red guy" it's bullshit but you want a loving tickle me elmo and won't listen to reason.

loving krang dude we've spent like $20 on tokens you shithead. I can't believe my mom paid for free pizza and you ate it all and do this.

quote:

Every dog has its day—and Cricket’s appears to be nigh.

News that South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) shot and killed a 14-month-old wirehaired pointer two decades ago after determining it was “less than worthless” as a bird hunter has been met with near-universal condemnation and outrage, with some of the loudest voices being those of professional animal handlers, including rescues and kennels that specialize in the breed.

Sniep posted:

Internet Old One posted:

I think it's possible we'll get protections for abortion. We might continue to fund and supply Ukraine.

raminasi posted:

you don't have to think of voting as a general moral endorsement

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It is 85.6F in my office in late April

Beeftweeter posted:

it's pretty unlikely that abortion protections would pass the senate as it is today, i suppose it could shift a bit after november but probably not enough. we will continue to fund and supply ukraine whether congress says we can or not, the cia will see to it

Beeftweeter posted:

lol weren't people analogizing what kristi noem did (shot her family dog to death) to old yeller?

it was loving 14 months old

Jonny 290 posted:

lets not get any secret service action eh

Beeftweeter posted:

i don't want either of them to win. but even assuming i did vote for joe biden, thanks to the electoral college my vote would literally be worthless anyway, so why debase myself?

Improbable Lobster posted:

I only make credible, actionable threats against government officials from my own country, tyvm

raminasi posted:

this is what i'm talking about. assigning the kind of moral weight to a presidential election vote that makes it possible for it to be "debasing" is not at all universal and imo kind of weird.

PokeJoe posted:

I remember it better than Roosevelt does