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Pablo Nergigante, skeleton warrior)
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that time the main characters of a star wars book participated in a bug orgy
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May 3, 2024 02:38
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Antivehicular posted:This is me and the first Magic: the Gathering tie-in novel, where they'd send you a promo card if you mailed in your proof of purchase. Fourth grade is a prime age for imprinting on total garbage media I've got an even better (worse) one: I did this but for a tie-in novel for Rage, the CCG based on Werewolf: the Apocalypse. The card was for the antagonist of the book, because the protagonists were already in the game. It was later than fourth grade, though, I think I was 14 or 15.
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May 3, 2024 03:03
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im over here readin about zombies in lighthouses and want no part of that space balls mess
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May 3, 2024 03:04
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Pablo Nergigante posted:The books are the only time Star Wars gets horny. Star Trek on the other hand… Not counting the implied incest anyway Or Jabba's whole deal Though ANH was apparently by sci-fi standards of the time way less horny and more family-friendly than most everything else.
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May 3, 2024 03:08
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I also had a couple of books of M:tG short story collections, including one story that was an inspirational sports drama about a Goblin Rock Sled team
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May 3, 2024 03:08
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Antivehicular posted:I also had a couple of books of M:tG short story collections, including one story that was an inspirational sports drama about a Goblin Rock Sled team ok this i would 100% read
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May 3, 2024 03:17
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i liked the star wars book where luke falls in love with a space ships computer
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May 3, 2024 03:19
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lobster shirt posted:i liked the star wars book where luke falls in love with a space ships computer That’s a mean thing to say about Mara Jade.
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May 3, 2024 03:23
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one of my early online friends from my teenage years had a mara jade based AIM screenname lol
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May 3, 2024 03:25
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Luke YOSPOSwalker
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May 3, 2024 03:26
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Luuke.
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May 3, 2024 03:27
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hey luke imma computer stop all the loving
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May 3, 2024 03:28
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lobster shirt posted:one of my early online friends from my teenage years had a mara jade based AIM screenname lol not the worst i've seen.
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May 3, 2024 03:29
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It's funny because they reused that plot point for Solo. I think. I haven't seen it, actually.
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May 3, 2024 03:30
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i feel like i heard somewhere that timothy zahn was very surprised people couldn't figure out how to pronounce c'baoth
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May 3, 2024 03:36
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why do they keep turning ships into sexy ladies
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May 3, 2024 03:45
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Al! posted:the only star wars book ive read was shadows of the empire because i liked the dash rendar game on the 64, and i was too young for how horny it was The only one I ever read had Luke go crazy and use the force to hurl giant rocks at anyone who tried to find him. IMO would have been a better version of The Last Jedi
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May 3, 2024 03:47
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Al! posted:why do they keep turning ships into sexy ladies How long have figureheads been a thing Sailors are horny
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May 3, 2024 03:57
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all the characters asking where's luke and trying to find luke when he's not in the scene
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May 3, 2024 03:59
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When I was in elementary school I got these young reader Star Wars books that claimed to pick up right after Episode 6, so I was convinced they were the true episodes 7+ and might get movies one day. They were about the emperor’s son, a three eyed man named Triocculus, who found the glove of Darth Vader which according to some prophecy made him the new emperor. Later it turns out that he’s a fake! The real son of the emperor, who also has three eyes and is named Triclops, was sent to work in the spice mines of Kessel. Triclops had a young son named Ken who was “the Jedi Prince”, a term which is never explained. Anyway, at some point Triocculus decides he wants to marry Princess Leia and kidnaps her. At the end he starts the wedding but it turns out that was a fake robot Leia sent by the heroes and it kills him at the altar with its laser eyes. The End.
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May 3, 2024 04:30
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STING 64 posted:not the worst i've seen. lol
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May 3, 2024 04:34
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Hitlersaurus Christ posted:When I was in elementary school I got these young reader Star Wars books that claimed to pick up right after Episode 6, so I was convinced they were the true episodes 7+ and might get movies one day. 
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May 3, 2024 04:37
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Maybe I just missed the boat on Star Wars but I will never understand why people love it so much
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May 3, 2024 04:46
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Pablo Nergigante posted:I did read a lot of the EU books as a kid yoda but he has a n insane french accent
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May 3, 2024 04:47
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'an solo... i will keel you now. you're lack of faith... it is uhhh how you say... inquiétant, no?
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May 3, 2024 04:49
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Stux posted:'an solo... i will keel you now. you're lack of faith... it is uhhh how you say... inquiétant, no? lol
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May 3, 2024 04:49
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Heath posted:Maybe I just missed the boat on Star Wars but I will never understand why people love it so much the original trilogy was really good and they've been chasing that high ever since
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May 3, 2024 04:53
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the wraith squadron books and the original thrawn trilogy are still a lot of fun imo. hell i have a soft spot in my heart for the black fleet crisis books even though they are stupid.
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May 3, 2024 05:01
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:the original trilogy was really good and they've been chasing that high ever since We occasionally get stuff like KotOR and Andor that trick us into thinking it's good again. We never learn.
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May 3, 2024 05:04
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Hitlersaurus Christ posted:When I was in elementary school I got these young reader Star Wars books that claimed to pick up right after Episode 6, so I was convinced they were the true episodes 7+ and might get movies one day. those books own
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May 3, 2024 05:10
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there is a subplot where some imperial guy runs an illegal whale hunting operation and they kill him
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May 3, 2024 05:11
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sometimes i think about the book whose b plot has han investigating some shady smuggler stuff and he gets imprisoned by what is essentially smuggler who is also a space dragon, who ultimately dies after fire eating bats (????) fly down his throat. nandreeson... you son of a bitch.
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May 3, 2024 05:11
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grand admiral yawn
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May 3, 2024 05:12
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I had a book of Star Wars ship schematics, complete with stats, and I remember how badass it made Prince Xizor's ship, Virago, seem. Shadows of the Empire was ft... w? The book was called The Essential Guide to Vehicles and Vessels, it was pretty badass. Big paperback thing.🤓🤓🤓
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May 3, 2024 05:17
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You hate to see it
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May 3, 2024 05:19
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Dying for Bush’s oil profits!
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May 3, 2024 05:23
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Yaoi Gagarin posted:those books own I liked the conference between all the Moffs, appropriately called the Mofference, which starts by the leader saying “I bid you all dark greetings.” Really good world building they shouldn’t have ignored in the rest of the EU.
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May 3, 2024 05:27
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when zombies were very popular Star Wars decided to get in on it by making a novel about zombie stormtroopers. its a prequel to a new hope starring Han Solo
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May 3, 2024 05:28
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Hitlersaurus Christ posted:When I was in elementary school I got these young reader Star Wars books that claimed to pick up right after Episode 6, so I was convinced they were the true episodes 7+ and might get movies one day. The prophecy was also a fake, the 'prophets of the dark side' were a pure propaganda outfit made by palpatine, and they brute forced their prophecies with a network of spies and assassins. Trioculus also had no clue how the force or the dark side worked, and when getting Darth Vader's glove didn't let him shoot lighting, he had highly invasive surgery to run hidden wires through his arms so he could zap people and prove he was the heir to the emperor. He seems to have assumed that was how palpatine did it, too. After zapping a couple people he got massive internal burns and he spent a whole book trying to find a cure.
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May 3, 2024 05:56
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anyone ever read the Marvel WCW comics?   
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May 3, 2024 06:43
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