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insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023


technically it's still just biden's french indochina war

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lmao Bernie making everybody on all sides forever mad

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

Excelzior posted:

its going to own when libs weakly try to get their own jan 6th going to "save democracy" but nobody is willing to break decorum and actually storm the Capitol

From how my relatives talk they're basically there already, so I can't imagine what Trump winning will do to them. I'd say they would straight-up suicide bomb him, but as liberals they're terrified the blast would damage someone's property

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Random rear end in a top hat posted:

From how my relatives talk they're basically there already, so I can't imagine what Trump winning will do to them. I'd say they would straight-up suicide bomb him, but as liberals they're terrified the blast would mildly scuff up someone's property

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

The Oldest Man posted:

fig 1: a monument to a country at peace with itself


thats such a crazy statue lol

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Heads up, in order to be a leftist you actually have to vote for them. Seems a lot of people don't understand this for some dogshit reason I'll never loving comprehend.

Biden or bust.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Bust.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Ashley Bit it

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011


Cause the writers arenall moron libs?

Random Asshole
Nov 8, 2010

spacetoaster posted:

Heads up, in order to be a leftist you actually have to vote for them. Seems a lot of people don't understand this for some dogshit reason I'll never loving comprehend.

Biden or bust.

Bustin’ for Biden

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



:cumpolice:

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop
zodium out there calling bad posting 'aids' as if arfjason posting 'aids' didn't lead to one of the funniest meltdowns the forums have ever seen.

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
remember when boomers would constantly use don king as a punchline to some of the most vile racist poo poo imaginable for using words without understanding what they meant


anyway

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns
She hasn't even begun to see ratfucking yet. Wait until Bernie talks about Mayo Pete

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

spacetoaster posted:

Heads up, in order to be a leftist you actually have to vote for them. Seems a lot of people don't understand this for some dogshit reason I'll never loving comprehend.

Biden or bust.

I just want to take this time and say that leftist is a bullshit word that doesn’t mean anything, and I am fine with not being considered one.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
im leftish

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

holefoods posted:

I know star wars isn’t a hard sci fi kind of movie but it always cracks me up that the empire controlling a planet seems to be like 10 storm troopers wandering around
not to give too much credit to movies for children by the guy who thought making indiana jones a pedophile was a laff riot

but i thought part of the implication was the empire propping up colonial strongmen to rule for them

in this case jabba

which creates even better parallels given how the us operates

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCl2oCJC-co&t=12s

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

white men gotta stick together

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
when the Bee gets you, ya hosed up

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1786504113099886751

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002


ok thats not bad

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


better

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

SixteenShells posted:

And the liberal will sit back and watch it happen because it's all technically legal. They'll claim to be mad about it, but not mad enough to do anything.

no they won't. They're already posting pictures of parties captioned "me when muslim voters get deported by trump after rejecting biden"

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023


even the sun will shine on a dog's rear end every now and then

VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"

I regret to announce that the Babylon Bee made a good joke

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
If they had just had but a hair more talent they would have connected this specifically to praising the destruction of Allderan. But I guess this is as close as they get to a working joke.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

libs praising Gul Dukat for his iron-clad support of the Paw-Wraiths
the situation on Bajor is regrettable but unavoidable

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

VoicesCanBe posted:

I regret to announce that the Babylon Bee made a good joke

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



a common hit from the bee

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Sardonik posted:

If they had just had but a hair more talent they would have connected this specifically to praising the destruction of Allderan. But I guess this is as close as they get to a working joke.

It’s the Bee so I doubt they actually wanted to go quite that far (implying Palestinians should be mourned)

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

FlapYoJacks posted:

Dems have been fairly consistent at not deploying National Guard or other federal resources, and local police generally have remained tolerant up until sidewalk encampments or camping in public places happens. At that point, the law is being broken (depending on the state), so the question of whether and how to remove the protesters becomes more complicated. Also, the universities themselves are the organizations asking the police to remove protesters, not the government.

it's a bit rich to say "the universities themselves are" when we just watched congress drag in university officials and interrogate them on why they're not dealing with the problem more forcefully.

solid syq tho

VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"
You don't really have to hand it to the Babylon Bee. The Onion is fine for political satire, it's not socialist but it's more than willing to criticize Democrats from the left.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Scarabrae posted:

ok thats not bad

a solid 2.5 out of 10

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The worst thing the Democrats could do would be forcing the colleges to expel the protesters en masse. They'd create a new underclass permanently mad at them and destroy their ability to convert any potential class traitors among the movement into becoming upper class fauxgressives like the squad or Bernie.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Is the Bee pro or anti genocide

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

surprising to see some dem die hards poo poo on biden for this little speech

https://x.com/leahmcelrath/status/1786229092511023362

pretty sure those idiots were all more loyal to hillary than they were the party

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Uncle Wemus posted:

Is the Bee pro or anti genocide

of course it's pro genocide

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I'd say it's amateur at best

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
they've never really written a joke i've found funny, even about joe biden who's like just wide open, but god love them they keep going

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/defixionesss/status/1786491092587749379

sorry I guys I guess it wasn't literally true that the NYPD employs a Columbia professor because the outlet reporting it is pro-Assad

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