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Microplastics posted:Oh if you enjoyed that you'll like this psychopath posted in the parenting thread https://twitter.com/ruffleseed/status/1687362417452634113 e: 239 ringgits will get you a slap up meal at Kopi O Corner as long as you bring your wallet. escapegoat fucked around with this message at 10:00 on May 5, 2024 |
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May 5, 2024 09:54
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Popping out of my lurking to ask a question If you had a friend who you wanted to come to your wedding, but he is engaged to a current Tory MP…would you invite them?
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May 5, 2024 10:15
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Pantsmaster Bill posted:Popping out of my lurking to ask a question I would absolutely invite the tory MP and get them as drunk as possible while my phone was secretly recording everything they say You got a chance to ruin a tory's career here
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May 5, 2024 10:21
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Pantsmaster Bill posted:Popping out of my lurking to ask a question Invite them no plus one, or specifically do not invite the tory and ensure they know that is the reason. Also stage an intervention for your friend keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 10:27 on May 5, 2024 |
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May 5, 2024 10:21
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Pantsmaster Bill posted:Popping out of my lurking to ask a question Its a wedding, i had loads of cunts at mine i didnt like.
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May 5, 2024 10:27
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"What these local election results have told us is that the public do not like what we are doing. Therefore our path is clear - they want us to go even further right."
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May 5, 2024 10:28
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Pantsmaster Bill posted:Popping out of my lurking to ask a question if other people get a +1 then they do too. better or worse treatment due to it would be weird
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May 5, 2024 10:29
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:if other people get a +1 then they do too. better or worse treatment due to it would be weird No it wouldn't
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May 5, 2024 10:32
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:if other people get a +1 then they do too. better or worse treatment due to it would be weird It's actually not weird to not want to hang out with people who have reprehensible morals? You don't have to be nice anyone. If you wanna keep the friendship, you might have to suck it up and invite the Tory MP but I suspect lots of people itt would be perfectly happy to 
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May 5, 2024 10:32
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I'd have no issue sending an explainer, maybe with their voting record attached.
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May 5, 2024 10:38
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keep punching joe posted:I'd have no issue sending an explainer, maybe with their voting record attached. Yeah tell them just as you wouldn’t allow them to bring their fiancé Gary Glitter, Josef Mengele or Noel Edmonds, you’ll not be allowing a Tory MP.
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May 5, 2024 10:43
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Microplastics posted:I would absolutely invite the tory MP and get them as drunk as possible while my phone was secretly recording everything they say do this imo
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May 5, 2024 10:43
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Even if the guy is a serial rebel on the most extreme lib wing of the party, he's voted to impose some form of violence on people. gently caress him, he can't come to your party.
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May 5, 2024 10:48
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Pantsmaster Bill posted:Popping out of my lurking to ask a question Run away to Gretna Green instead. But yeah probably would invite but put your friend's name first.
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May 5, 2024 10:52
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Jakabite posted:Yeah tell them just as you wouldn’t allow them to bring their fiancé Gary Glitter, Josef Mengele or Noel Edmonds, you’ll not be allowing a Tory MP. you're a fool to leave Edmonds off the invite list. He'll bring Blobby
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May 5, 2024 10:52
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https://twitter.com/chcousins01/status/1786794579439550655 https://twitter.com/implausibleblog/status/1787030024605868220 
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May 5, 2024 11:00
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:you're a fool to leave Edmonds off the invite list. He'll bring Blobby Blobby emancipated himself years ago you fool
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May 5, 2024 11:01
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Also if the MP in question is Gary Sambrook, I heard on good authority that he eats big dinners. So you'd be doing yourself out of more cash.
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May 5, 2024 11:03
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If you invite the Tory make sure to keep them segregated away from any children or animals, and check that you have adequate liability insurance in place
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May 5, 2024 11:09
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Microplastics posted:I would absolutely invite the tory MP and get them as drunk as possible while my phone was secretly recording everything they say Given this, I feel you almost have moral duty to invite them. Although I guess there’s a good chance they won’t even be an MP by the time your wedding rolls around. which is even more fun
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May 5, 2024 11:20
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Pantsmaster Bill posted:Popping out of my lurking to ask a question I'd want my wedding to be as small as possible to keep costs as low as possible so even if I was a Tory MP myself I'd probably not invite them. But if you want to do a big thing and you want your friend to be there then just suck it up, some of your relatives probably have godawful world views too. I'd not invite them myself but I'm far too obsessed with politics to the point of it probably being counter-productive 
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May 5, 2024 11:27
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I used to have monthly one to one meetings with my old Tory MP oval office Oliver Colvile at his flat back in the day, and I really wish I'd recorded them. A few things I remember: He was especially proud that he went to Stowe school and only got a single O level, and even prouder of what I believe was his only act of community service that he did while in his 5th form - helping an elderly couple move out of their moldy flat and into a council flat. He also spent a while describing his career path before becoming an MP, explaining that he was terrible at them all. One of the jobs was a diamond grader at De Beers before he was sacked, and the rest were nepo jobs reserved for Tory spawn. He eventually ran a Tory policy publishing company before becoming an MP. He was bizarrely trying to sell all of this off as "Look, I'm just like a common man because I'm terrible at everything." He also praised the security at the Millfields gated community where he lived, saying that there was an incident involving a girl, and they were able to discreetly escort her out of the compound. One of my biggest regrets was not digging for more info about that story.... I also wish I'd recorded the exchange where he lied "I've never seen or been offered cannabis in my life", where I then passed him a bag containing a 1g bud, then pulled out two pure one-skin joints and a lighter and said 'Fancy striking it off your bucket list?' (he declined).... It's incredible that establishment failsons like Colvile can rise to become PM. He had no redeeming qualities whatsoever, and his only qualification was that he belonged to a long-established slave and plantation owning naval family.
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May 5, 2024 11:54
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Who else didn’t know Andy Street and Michael “Syrup” Fabricant are dating ?
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May 5, 2024 12:17
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Genuinely thought his lapel pin was a picture of Jimmy saville
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May 5, 2024 12:25
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forkboy84 posted:I'd want my wedding to be as small as possible to keep costs as low as possible so even if I was a Tory MP myself I'd probably not invite them. But if you want to do a big thing and you want your friend to be there then just suck it up, some of your relatives probably have godawful world views too. I'd not invite them myself but I'm far too obsessed with politics to the point of it probably being counter-productive That's why I'm going the route of donating to medicine, the hospital does all the paperwork and the costs are limited to £50 for a refrigerated truck, and everyone else remains completely free to do all the rest that they want to do to remember on their own free time.
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May 5, 2024 12:37
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Guavanaut posted:Funerals are the ones that get me. You can do a registry office wedding/civil partnership with a pub function room reception for a few hundred if you do it off-season, and most of that will be behind the bar for drinks, whereas a funeral costs a grand at minimum just for a direct cremation/unattended funeral, which nobody except the person who is (hopefully) already dead will be even allowed to attend. My mam looked into this. Apparently 5 or 6 years down the line, when they've done all they can, they get in touch with the family to deal with the remains. Which seems like just punting a burial/cremation down the road.
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May 5, 2024 12:42
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Pantsmaster Bill posted:Popping out of my lurking to ask a question To be fair they aren't going to be a tory mp for much longer
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May 5, 2024 12:43
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Pantsmaster Bill posted:Popping out of my lurking to ask a question If your friend is willingly engaged to a Tory MP they're probably not great either, even if that sort of thing never comes up - so makes no difference having one or both really.
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May 5, 2024 12:46
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forkboy84 posted:My mam looked into this. Apparently 5 or 6 years down the line, when they've done all they can, they get in touch with the family to deal with the remains. Which seems like just punting a burial/cremation down the road. If that actually means "by telling your family they've still got to pay a grand for the cremation of the remaining leg" then that still sounds like a bit of a scam.
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May 5, 2024 12:49
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Oh no we voted for who we wanted and not who you wanted. Boo fuckety hoo you twat.
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May 5, 2024 12:58
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He can believe what he wants because he lives in the Tory bullshit dimension
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May 5, 2024 13:23
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Guavanaut posted:He can believe what he wants because he lives in the Tory bullshit dimension He has a Linktree that proudly lists his website: https://www.leagueofybp.org/ quote:Welcome to the League of Young British Patriots   and 
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May 5, 2024 13:27
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Wearing my suit to the treehouse hang out with my cool gang of patriot buddies, no girls allowed.
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May 5, 2024 13:28
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I basically never wear a suit and even I know you unbutton the jacket when you sit down
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May 5, 2024 13:30
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It's nice that they get their mate with the blurry face out of the house and bring him down the
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May 5, 2024 13:30
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forkboy84 posted:I'd want my wedding to be as small as possible to keep costs as low as possible so even if I was a Tory MP myself I'd probably not invite them. But if you want to do a big thing and you want your friend to be there then just suck it up, some of your relatives probably have godawful world views too. I'd not invite them myself but I'm far too obsessed with politics to the point of it probably being counter-productive Strikes me as a bit different if their godawful world view is literally their job stev posted:If your friend is willingly engaged to a Tory MP they're probably not great either, even if that sort of thing never comes up - so makes no difference having one or both really. I guess some people could be the braindead guardian article "I'm lifelong Labour and my partner is BUF - we've been happily married 20 years because we never talk about politics" type
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May 5, 2024 13:31
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I like being able to giggle this much e: We can now hear him speak - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z4T7fQshjU He probably needs to be placed on a government watchlist (other than that of prospective future Tory MPs)
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May 5, 2024 13:31
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No dad you can't put the tools back, we're using the shed to be patriots! No they won't get rusty being out for 20 minutes you said we could have one stout!
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May 5, 2024 13:31
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I'm the oversized funeral/masonry suit borrowed from my dad
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May 5, 2024 13:32
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Also why the defaced Red Duster, are they big fans of the Merchant Navy? Oh, no, they're just unsubtly nudge-winking to this nazi bullshit that the merchant fleet, Canadians, and historians alike all hate.
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May 5, 2024 13:39
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