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OwlFancier, crispix)
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  Having watched the two linked videos from his wannabe youth Nazi group, he's obviously very posh and comes from a very privileged background. He pronounces 'Reich' with a soft ch... I don't think I've ever heard anyone do that before.
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May 5, 2024 13:41
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fuctifino posted:
He's spread his legs in a "power stance". 
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May 5, 2024 13:44
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Oh no someone might chuck a Palestinian flag over the Cenotaph BRITAIN HAS FALLEN.
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May 5, 2024 13:48
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fuctifino posted:He has a Linktree that proudly lists his website: https://www.leagueofybp.org/ Whose the one who wanted to have his face blurred out? Strong "Tomorrow Belongs to Me" vibes from this lot. Wedding cost: A vicar relative has an algorithm - the more expensive & elaborate the wedding, the quicker the divorce. In his parish in South Wales, the usual thing is - date for a few weeks, decide to get engaged, then the lad spends the next 2 years down the pub with his mates before being dragged off to Moss Bros (or whatever the modern day equivalent is) a week or so beforehand to get fitted up with a kilt (why do non-Scots wear kilts to weddings? Something to do with keeping their knackers cool for the big night?). Meanwhile the fiancee and her mother spend 2 years planning the dress, giving herself an eating disorder to try and fit in said dress before giving up 3 months before the big day & busting out of said dress which then requires a lot of letting out, booking some elaborate location for the do which manages to go bankrupt & close down 2 weeks before the wedding (unless you stick to tradition and go for the local rugby club bar) leading to lots of sad compo face photos in the local press while appeals go out for alternative venues, or as it might be alternative photographers, cake makers, discos who also seem to disappear right before the wedding. Meanwhile, bride & groom get married only to discover they have absolutely nothing in common having spent 2 years living completely separate lives. :cynical face:
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May 5, 2024 13:52
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Guavanaut posted:Funerals are the ones that get me. You can do a registry office wedding/civil partnership with a pub function room reception for a few hundred if you do it off-season, and most of that will be behind the bar for drinks, whereas a funeral costs a grand at minimum just for a direct cremation/unattended funeral, which nobody except the person who is (hopefully) already dead will be even allowed to attend. if i wasn't so lazy and illiterate i could shine a light on how the entire death/bereavement industry is geared to ripping off people when they are at their most venerable, but "its what they would have wanted"
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May 5, 2024 13:56
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A non partisan right wing organisation huh?
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May 5, 2024 13:56
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My grandmother was an odd duck, she had an acquaintance that she really hated but couldn't bring herself to tell her to gently caress off permanently. So when she died and this person was asking about the funeral arrangements I just told her "well my grandmother was very consistent with me that she thought you were a horrible twat and didn't want anything to do with you, so you can turn up if you want, I can't really stop you, but what she would have wanted was for you to gently caress off" and she had a huff and did not come to the funeral. I like to think I helped her acheive levels of spite in death that she could not in life, not for lack of trying mind.
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May 5, 2024 14:00
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OwlFancier posted:My grandmother was an odd duck, she had an acquaintance that she really hated but couldn't bring herself to tell her to gently caress off permanently. So when she died and this person was asking about the funeral arrangements I just told her "well my grandmother was very consistent with me that she thought you were a horrible twat and didn't want anything to do with you, so you can turn up if you want, I can't really stop you, but what she would have wanted was for you to gently caress off" and she had a huff and did not come to the funeral. That'd be a good service actually. Someone you hire to tell everyone what you really think of them after you're gone to set the record straight.
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May 5, 2024 14:10
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Bobby Deluxe posted:A non partisan right wing organisation huh? To be fair, it is possible to have a right wing organisation in this country that is affiliated with none of the three major parties. Heck, Keith manages to be Leader of the Opposition without being affiliated with the Labour Party. Regarding Tory MP fiancee at the wedding aka the Spectre at the Feast: remember that when eleven liberals sit down to table with a Nazi, you have a table with the Liberal Democrat parliamentary group sat at it. Inform your friend that their murdering thieving oval office of a fiancee is not welcome, and if they don't like it then they're not welcome either.
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May 5, 2024 14:11
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stev posted:That'd be a good service actually. Someone you hire to tell everyone what you really think of them after you're gone to set the record straight. Man I would get constant knocks at my door to call me a oval office, wouldn't I?
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May 5, 2024 14:16
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i can do it now if you like
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May 5, 2024 14:18
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:why do non-Scots wear kilts to weddings? stev posted:That'd be a good service actually. Someone you hire to tell everyone what you really think of them after you're gone to set the record straight. Bonus that someone from the Spectator will probably attend just to get called a twat to their face and then write a glowing review of it.
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May 5, 2024 14:21
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fuctifino posted:
Soft vs hard ch is just different regional pronunciation in Germany. Which you go to depends on who you learned it from. IIRC hard ch is what they say in Berlin.
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May 5, 2024 14:22
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Dabir posted:Soft vs hard ch is just different regional pronunciation in Germany. Which you go to depends on who you learned it from. IIRC hard ch is what they say in Berlin. Yeah soft ch is a minority but definitely has a strong presence (Bavaria maybe? I don't remember) . My first German teacher used the soft ch so I spent a few years saying "Ich heiße" like "Ich scheiße". No regret
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May 5, 2024 14:40
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Bernard Hill died. Gonna follow people round all day going 'gizza job mate' out of respect 
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May 5, 2024 15:33
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Failed Imagineer posted:Yeah soft ch is a minority but definitely has a strong presence (Bavaria maybe? I don't remember) . My first German teacher used the soft ch so I spent a few years saying "Ich heiße" like "Ich scheiße". No regret Bavaria speaks mid-Austrian so ch is pronounced like you're choking on phlegm, more extreme than in loch.
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May 5, 2024 15:35
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Guavanaut posted:There's the 32 Irish county tartans too if you want to have a formal occasion while also announcing that you're not An English. That's fake Victorian crap tbh, probably covers a lot of the Scottish ones as well.  edit: Just Another Lurker posted:Well... gently caress! Just Another Lurker fucked around with this message at 15:42 on May 5, 2024 |
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May 5, 2024 15:36
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edit: didn't mean to do that
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May 5, 2024 15:41
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They all are, yes. The Irish-American tartan is especially cursed, but 90% of romantic nationalism was fabricated out of whole cloth in the 19th century (literally in the case of the tartans). But then if that makes them fake then that makes Germany and Italy not real too.
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May 5, 2024 15:42
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Tartan is as real as Nessie, and by that I mean absolutely real.
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May 5, 2024 15:49
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keep punching joe posted:Tartan is as real as Nessie, and by that I mean absolutely real. It's true, they even found an example in a bog at Glen Affric, conveniently near Loch Ness, dating back to the 16th century. Of tartan, not of Nessie. Wikipedia also has this fun engraving of Scottish soldiers during the 30 Years War: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartan#/media/File:Scottish_mercenaries_in_the_Thirty_Years_War.jpg
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May 5, 2024 16:02
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forkboy84 posted:It's true, they even found an example in a bog at Glen Affric, conveniently near Loch Ness, dating back to the 16th century. Of tartan, not of Nessie. So Donald did wear troosers after all! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yw0bLHTOb0
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May 5, 2024 16:05
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It's funny, because Euro colonialism created the modern 19th century sense of turning cultural artefacts into belonging to a nation-statequote:The first nations sprouted in the Americas, the offspring of the earliest European colonies—the viceroyalties of New Spain and Peru, Portuguese Brazil, and the 13 colonies. Modern states required functionaries, bureaucrats, and intellectuals and merchants scurrying about to do their bidding. But the careers of these functionaries were geographically limited. Whereas an aspiring diplomat from peninsular Spain might circulate through Mexico on his way to higher office back home in Madrid, those born in the colonies could expect never to leave the administrative unit of their birth. And it was unlikely, no matter how talented they were, that the sovereign would ever appoint them to the highest offices, even there. As their number grew, they slowly began to form a class who began to think of the administrative unit of their birth as something slightly different and slightly more meaningful: a nation. By the early nineteenth century, most of the Americas were organized into independent nation-states, almost all of them republics. It's much less funny how many people died over all that, whether from empires or national conquest or potatoes, but that's a huge part of how pre-19th century happenings became modern national cultural symbols.
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May 5, 2024 16:18
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May 5, 2024 16:30
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Tory Boy certainly got a lot more fascist since Harry Enfield days
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May 5, 2024 16:36
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Failed Imagineer posted:Yeah soft ch is a minority but definitely has a strong presence (Bavaria maybe? I don't remember) . My first German teacher used the soft ch so I spent a few years saying "Ich heiße" like "Ich scheiße". No regret Yeah, notably in München people say it like Münshen but non-Bavarians say more like Münkhen.
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May 5, 2024 17:30
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Real "Vexillology is my passion" energy in putting half a union flag on your flag when it already has a union flag in it, just in case you forget which country you're disturbingly emotionally attached to
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May 5, 2024 17:34
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OwlFancier posted:My grandmother was an odd duck, she had an acquaintance that she really hated but couldn't bring herself to tell her to gently caress off permanently. So when she died and this person was asking about the funeral arrangements I just told her "well my grandmother was very consistent with me that she thought you were a horrible twat and didn't want anything to do with you, so you can turn up if you want, I can't really stop you, but what she would have wanted was for you to gently caress off" and she had a huff and did not come to the funeral. they were long term lovers and she lied about her to throw you off the scent. Good job.
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May 5, 2024 17:43
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I know that wasn't true because I already know who her secret lady love interest was.
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May 5, 2024 17:44
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dadrips posted:Real "Vexillology is my passion" energy in putting half a union flag on your flag when it already has a union flag in it, just in case you forget which country you're disturbingly emotionally attached to Guavanaut posted:I've just finished reading a biography of Tommy Douglas quote:In 1964 a bitter debate on a new national flag dragged on for five weeks, until Douglas chastised the House for wasting time when they should be acting on more pressing issues. He answered the suggestion that the St. George’s Cross should be retained on the flag in honour of Canada’s Christian heritage by declaring, “St. George’s Cross was first used in the Crusade when the kings, barons and knights of Christendom perpetrated murder, raping, and plunder in the name of Christianity…. Let us remember first of all that Christianity is not the only faith in Canada. There are people of Jewish faith, the Mohammedan faith and the Buddhist faith.” Douglas was a Baptist minister, but his Canada was inclusive.
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May 5, 2024 18:15
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Jedit posted:Inform your friend that their murdering thieving oval office of a fiancee is not welcome, and if they don't like it then they're not welcome either. Can you imagine if a few days later, they get back to them: "Good news, he's seen the error of his ways, he's switching to Labour now!"
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May 5, 2024 18:48
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Some spicy Gammon Bait for you…
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May 5, 2024 18:57
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So, they give you £3000 AND a free flight away from the Foggy Isles? And in their mind this will make desperate people not try to enter because..? If I was a human smuggler then I would make it my business to transport people between Rwanda and UK for just under £3k.
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May 5, 2024 19:01
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Bit late but spotted this while out the other night. Apologies for the quality, the b word is 'bad', not 'bed' 
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May 5, 2024 19:10
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I was legit hoping this was what would happen, just pay for the lad's holiday lmao.
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May 5, 2024 19:12
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fuctifino posted:He has a Linktree that proudly lists his website: https://www.leagueofybp.org/ Is that Guinness?
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May 5, 2024 19:43
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Naziboy did a week of work experience for Iain Duncan Smith notaspy posted:Is that Guinness? Yes. lol
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May 5, 2024 19:49
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Love me tories, love me poo poo guinness, love me spotty briefcase twat mates. Simple as
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May 5, 2024 20:15
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Just go to a GAA pub if you want a pint of Guinness while getting into some nationalism invented in the 1880s. It definitely won't be British but at least you won't be sitting in a shed in a poo poo suit like a loser.
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