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quote:Ratings Description: let him cook
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# ? May 5, 2024 19:48 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 07:18 |
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Graphic design is my passion rear end website
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# ? May 5, 2024 19:52 |
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:let him cook Spending fifteen minutes determing if a match should be ranked "Wres" or "Wrestl".
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# ? May 5, 2024 19:55 |
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I thought this clown gave up wrestling to ride embarrassing garish motorcycles
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# ? May 5, 2024 19:56 |
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I give this match WD3/4R
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:05 |
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Kosmo Gallion posted:Have any of the thread regulars been riding WWE for not having a video package to introduce Tanga Loa? And show everyone how thoroughly he is?
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:07 |
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:I really love how these people all seem to be stuck at least ten years in the past with their Meltzer complaints it's very funny it's cool that he's spent the last 2 years talking about how good wwe is doing but the parasocial weirdos obsessed with him still think he's being bribed by the competition because they get their information third-hand from reddit comments and various podcasts
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:13 |
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Dave has been overly generous in WWE star ratings unless you think WWe should have a 5+ star rating and if you do the problem is you not Dave
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:15 |
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lol at that geocities page being the end result of a multi-year attempt at finding success as a content creator. at least he found a way to re-use that picture of himself
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:21 |
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little munchkin posted:
this week in aew just as long as dynamite lmao
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:45 |
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The stupid thing is that Meltzer doesn't even particularly dislike WWE, really; it's just the house style he's not keen on.
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# ? May 5, 2024 20:46 |
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mooseinfants posted:He only rates on a scale of W to WDR lol This is honestly incredible and I love it. “This match? It was just wrestling. But THIS match?? Wrestling done!” Edit: posted before I saw the actual rating definitions and still laughing. I love it Maggle.
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# ? May 5, 2024 21:27 |
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Oh it's that weird NOAH dude.
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# ? May 5, 2024 22:19 |
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TinTower posted:The stupid thing is that Meltzer doesn't even particularly dislike WWE, really; it's just the house style he's not keen on. Meltzer has even always rated WWE on a curve and is obviously far more generous with the star ratings for WWE shows.
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# ? May 5, 2024 23:22 |
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If Dave has a bias for anything it's ladder matches. Dude loving loves his ladders. I'm pretty sure he's given every men's MITB match a 4+ no matter how stale and repetitive they are.
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# ? May 5, 2024 23:29 |
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little munchkin posted:
quote:At my lowest point, it happened! Vince McMahon was ran out of WWE and Triple H took over. Since WrestleMania 40 the WWE has become a completely different company, and I have found myself loving it. So long as they keep this "new era" direction I will be supporting WWE fully, for the first time in my life. I hope to review many of the matches on their television shows, and PLE events here on this page. Thank you Paul Levesque for wrestling done right!
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:09 |
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I'm still not convinced this guy isn't doing some elaborate bit
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:26 |
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Benne posted:I'm still not convinced this guy isn't doing some elaborate bit desperation for relevancy isnt really a good bit.
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# ? May 6, 2024 02:56 |
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Benne posted:I'm still not convinced this guy isn't doing some elaborate bit I think the only bit is that he wants to be a revered wrestling personality and he changes his focus at least every quarter. I think he’s insincere in everything he says or writes and just tries to cast as wide a net as possible to try and get someone to notice him.
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:30 |
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Save us Stardom Samurai
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# ? May 6, 2024 05:00 |
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https://twitter.com/JDfromNY206/status/1787289883414851957
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# ? May 6, 2024 11:35 |
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now imagine if they also put karrion kross in 👀👀👀
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# ? May 6, 2024 11:41 |
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https://x.com/WRESTLECringe/status/1787300152216068489
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# ? May 6, 2024 11:50 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 12:02 |
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Ah yes, who wouldn't get excited for a team of 4 mediocre midcard wrestlers & Nikki Cross? Who I don't think they've ever done anything with of any note.
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# ? May 6, 2024 12:33 |
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you could have said 5 mediocre midcard wrestlers for efficiency’s sake
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# ? May 6, 2024 12:52 |
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JUNGLE BOY posted:you could have said 5 mediocre midcard wrestlers for efficiency’s sake Yeah, but she's Scottish so I like her
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# ? May 6, 2024 12:56 |
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I'm the only person who unequivocally and unashamedly loved Sam Shaw and even Bo's Bo-Lieve gimmick and I can't imagine starting with those two and thinking "yeah this will be a great stable that will change the game"
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# ? May 6, 2024 13:09 |
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I hope they really lean into the goofy haunted hayride aesthetic so I can see gifs of Bo Dallas chasing somebody around with a plastic sickle or Rowan wearing blacklight facepaint. There's still 4 months until Spirit Halloweens start to open, I need a fix before that.
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# ? May 6, 2024 13:35 |
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hologram bray wyatt
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# ? May 6, 2024 13:38 |
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JUNGLE BOY posted:hologram bray wyatt I'm sure that's coming and I am dreading the myriad of posts saying that it's a beautiful tribute to Bray and just what he wanted (as the hologram is used to distract Cody Rhodes so Dexter Lumis can conk him on the head with a pumpkin)
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# ? May 6, 2024 13:42 |
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I know we're dunking on the MCU thing but i think it's worth pointing out Bully acting like the most obvious booking in the world is some kind of far off dream.
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# ? May 6, 2024 13:59 |
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Bo Dallas hasn't wrestled in five years. Who could possibly give a gently caress.
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# ? May 6, 2024 14:06 |
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Benne posted:Bo Dallas hasn't wrestled in five years. Who could possibly give a gently caress. I think you’ll find that Uncle Howdy did a bad elbow dive into a crash pad like a year ago.
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# ? May 6, 2024 14:08 |
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Benne posted:Bo Dallas hasn't wrestled in five years. Who could possibly give a gently caress. Mountain Dew Pitch Black cares, as they just found their new spokesman
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# ? May 6, 2024 14:12 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Mountain Dew Pitch Black cares, as they just found their new spooksman
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# ? May 6, 2024 14:51 |
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JUNGLE BOY posted:hologram bray wyatt They're going beat some jobber up, oh let's say "main event" Jey Uso, and then on the tron it's going to be video of bray with the "whole world in his hand" thing WWE stans go "this is such a great tribute. It's cinema" Next it's Uncle Howdy vs Jey in a funhouse match sponsored by Pizza Hut. I feel this in my soul
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# ? May 6, 2024 15:12 |
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Benne posted:Bo Dallas hasn't wrestled in five years. Who could possibly give a gently caress. the mfer dont bolieve. GET HIM
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# ? May 6, 2024 17:18 |
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A nesting doll of great accounts excited that Grok was able to do a google search.
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# ? May 6, 2024 17:20 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 07:18 |
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Miching Mallecho posted:They're going beat some jobber up, oh let's say "main event" Jey Uso, and then on the tron it's going to be video of bray with the "whole world in his hand" thing i mean pizza hut match does sound like a good bray tribute
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# ? May 6, 2024 17:31 |