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Saoshyant posted:Haha, remember when Jubes was depowered, but not a vampire yet, and they had her join the New Warriors and she got cybernetic thingies that simulated her powers BUT BETTER?? I do! I even read that series but I cannot remember a single thing about it other than Jubilee was in it and it was written by the guy who wrote the Underworld movies.
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# ? May 9, 2024 17:03 |
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Saoshyant posted:Haha, remember when Jubes was depowered, but not a vampire yet, and they had her join the New Warriors and she got cybernetic thingies that simulated her powers BUT BETTER?? That just comes with anything that happens in a New Warriors book, good or bad.
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# ? May 9, 2024 17:57 |
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Shogo just randomly being a dragon is pretty much the end of the character. Actually having to deal with raising a child is a pretty interesting source for stories! But as with everything related to the Howard Excalibur run Shogo being a dragon is better left forgotten.
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# ? May 9, 2024 18:13 |
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OnimaruXLR posted:Spitfire is bound to show up to help spank her pain in the rear end son in this Avengers story, right? Come to think of it who are the canonical good guy vampires? There are the Forgiven, who were introduced during Fear Itself and were the stars in a Tim Seeley book that came out relatively recently. I think they're your standard "we don't drink human blood" penitent vampires. I'd imagine they might actually be who Cap is talking about in this week's Avengers when he said he'd known vampires who didn't try to make their curse everyone else's problem. I guess Hannibal King is still running around too.
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# ? May 9, 2024 18:40 |
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OnimaruXLR posted:Spitfire is bound to show up to help spank her pain in the rear end son in this Avengers story, right? Come to think of it who are the canonical good guy vampires? There's her and the girl that was working with Moon Knight. Morbius doesn't count because he's a Living Vampire, as the comics code hath decreed acceptable Soldier, another dude who was working with Moon Knight, is also currently a good vamp. Wanderer posted:There are the Forgiven, who were introduced during Fear Itself and were the stars in a Tim Seeley book that came out relatively recently. I think they're your standard "we don't drink human blood" penitent vampires. I'd imagine they might actually be who Cap is talking about in this week's Avengers when he said he'd known vampires who didn't try to make their curse everyone else's problem. He could also be referring to Blade because I don't think many people know he's turned heel yet besides the main Avengers (whom Steve is not a part of currently), Doctor Strange, and maybe Miles Morales (who we saw very briefly in Blood Hunt but don't know the fate of). I mean I'm sure now that Strange and Clea know they're gonna get all the superheroes in a big Zoom call and tell them what's up but that hasn't happened on panel yet...
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# ? May 9, 2024 19:03 |
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i think the forgiven were completely dropped after the brief attempt at making them happen failed. they were boring and no one cared.
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# ? May 9, 2024 19:33 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i think the forgiven were completely dropped after the brief attempt at making them happen failed. they were boring and no one cared. The Unforgiven crossover was just last year, now that I'm looking it up. With the sliding timescale, that means Steve had a big team-up with penitent vampire superheroes last week.
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# ? May 9, 2024 19:34 |
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# ? May 9, 2024 20:05 |
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SilverSupernova posted:That just comes with anything that happens in a New Warriors book, good or bad. Some day there will be justice for Jake Waffles.
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# ? May 9, 2024 21:34 |
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I’m reading a collection of old X-Man comics. Storm gets turned into a vampire by Dracula, but is able to reverse the transformation through sheer force of will. Then she gets infected by a Brood egg, is totally physically transformed into a Brood, turns back through sheer force of will, merges with a baby space whale where her body is completely rebuilt without Brood infection and her soul inhabits the space whale body and can project itself into the physical realm to communicate with her friends, and then she’s bathed in the light of the eternal soul of the space whale priest before her soul is transported to her rebuilt body. And then, after all that, Dracula still has a psychic hold over her? I’m sorry, but that simply stretches credulity.
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# ? May 10, 2024 00:55 |
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That reminds me that Charles Xavier's original body out with a brood infection in a Shi'Ar freezer somewhere.
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# ? May 10, 2024 03:13 |
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Rick posted:That reminds me that Charles Xavier's original body out with a brood infection in a Shi'Ar freezer somewhere. The Krakoa era started with Xavier in Phantomex’s body.
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# ? May 10, 2024 07:08 |
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Gripweed posted:I’m reading a collection of old X-Man comics. Storm gets turned into a vampire by Dracula, but is able to reverse the transformation through sheer force of will. Then she gets infected by a Brood egg, is totally physically transformed into a Brood, turns back through sheer force of will, merges with a baby space whale where her body is completely rebuilt without Brood infection and her soul inhabits the space whale body and can project itself into the physical realm to communicate with her friends, and then she’s bathed in the light of the eternal soul of the space whale priest before her soul is transported to her rebuilt body. And then, after all that, Dracula still has a psychic hold over her? Marvel Comics Megathread: I'm sorry, but that simply stretches credulity
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# ? May 10, 2024 10:57 |
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Spacebump posted:The Krakoa era started with Xavier in Phantomex’s body. God, I had forgotten that mess of a storyline entirely. Well, he's been resurrected a couple of times since.
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# ? May 10, 2024 11:31 |
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The Grumbles posted:Marvel Comics Megathread: I'm sorry, but that simply stretches credulity Stretches Credulity sounds like a Southern gentleman version of Mr. Fantastic.
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# ? May 10, 2024 12:08 |
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I got this collection of Venom comics, and it's got three issue of Darkhawk in it. I'd never really seen anything with Darkhawk in it before, but he really does look like poo poo. The metal parts are supposed to be shiny like chrome, it really looks terrible. What an awful superhero.
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# ? May 11, 2024 03:01 |
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Saoshyant posted:God, I had forgotten that mess of a storyline entirely. the very first thing that happens in X-Force is Xavier being assassinated to get him out of the Fantomex body lol
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Gripweed posted:I got this collection of Venom comics, and it's got three issue of Darkhawk in it. I'd never really seen anything with Darkhawk in it before, but he really does look like poo poo. The metal parts are supposed to be shiny like chrome, it really looks terrible. What an awful superhero. Hey. Shut up.
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# ? May 11, 2024 03:29 |
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Gripweed posted:I got this collection of Venom comics, and it's got three issue of Darkhawk in it. I'd never really seen anything with Darkhawk in it before, but he really does look like poo poo. The metal parts are supposed to be shiny like chrome, it really looks terrible. What an awful superhero. How did your takes get even worse since I last posted here regularly?
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# ? May 11, 2024 03:37 |
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oh great, here some the toxic Darkhawk bros
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# ? May 11, 2024 03:40 |
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Gripweed posted:oh great, here some the toxic Darkhawk bros The important thing to learn from being the Mayor of Wrongtown is you don't have to run for reelection.
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It's like a costume a child made with stuff around the house in a hurry. Black pants and shirt, cut a cereal box into shoulder pads and helmet and cover them in aluminum foil, you have produced an accurate Darkhawk costume.
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# ? May 11, 2024 04:05 |
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Alaois posted:the very first thing that happens in X-Force is Xavier being assassinated to get him out of the Fantomex body lol I think part of that was to show they had a backup psychic for the resurrection protocols, because I remember when it was first revealed to readers a lot of people (myself included) basically thought "what if they kill Xavier." But of course Hickman thought of that.
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# ? May 11, 2024 04:36 |
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Gripweed posted:It's like a costume a child made with stuff around the house in a hurry. Black pants and shirt, cut a cereal box into shoulder pads and helmet and cover them in aluminum foil, you have produced an accurate Darkhawk costume. Feature not bug.
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# ? May 11, 2024 05:26 |
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The costume is definitely not the first thing I would make fun of with DarCock.
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# ? May 11, 2024 06:24 |
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OK I shouldn't have made fun of Darkhawk. Because later on Venom teams up with The Mace. He's got a gun and a mace, and the gun can fire the mace but he's only got the one mace so every time he shoots it he has to make sure to go get it back or else he won't have a mace anymore.
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# ? May 11, 2024 14:51 |
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Well yeah, he's called THE Mace, not Maces. The Mace Multitude. The Maniacal Many Maces. Million-Mace Man.
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# ? May 11, 2024 15:34 |
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"Hello, Marvel? Yeah, I have a character for you. His name is Two-Mace."
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:29 |
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Ok yeah I definitely owe Darkhawk an apology. After tangling with The Mace, Venom meets Nightwatch. Hoo boy. His real name is Kevin Trench. He reaches out to his uncle, Drake Trench, but Drake is mad about Kevin vanishing for years and says “A real Trench doesn’t abandon his family!”
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# ? May 11, 2024 21:17 |
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We don't need Spawn, we have Nightwatch at home.
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# ? May 11, 2024 21:31 |
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Inkspot posted:"Hello, Marvel? Yeah, I have a character for you. His name is Two-Mace." Harvey "Two-Mace" Dent.
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# ? May 11, 2024 21:48 |
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Isn't there another guy from that era whose power is he rides a skateboard? And he is unexpectedly badass?
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Gologle posted:Isn't there another guy from that era whose power is he rides a skateboard? And he is unexpectedly badass?
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:25 |
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Someone post the Dwayne McDuffie memo. E;fb
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:26 |
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Joking aside, you're thinking of Night Thrasher, the leader of the New Warriors, who has a tricked out skateboard and armour and is meant to be basically as smart as Iron Man.
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:25 |
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Gaz-L posted:Joking aside, you're thinking of Night Thrasher, the leader of the New Warriors, who has a tricked out skateboard and armour and is meant to be basically as smart as Iron Man. He's not an inventor like Iron Man, I think he was more supposed to be like Batman in terms of intellect.
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# ? May 11, 2024 23:39 |
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Speaking of weird characters, I’m reading Denny O’Neil’s run on Daredevil which follows Frank Miller’s first run and uh…..there’s a villain (?) called Micah Synn who is….a descendant of some British dudes who were stranded in the African jungle and “devolved” into “primitives”? So he’s this super strong jungle man who manhandles women, including Foggy’s wife, but she likes it? And Matt Murdock is this guy’s lawyer for some reason? Wtf am I reading lmao?
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:47 |
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Daredevil is Tarzan's lawyer? Also when did Foggy get married?
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:50 |
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Air Skwirl posted:Also when did Foggy get married? Foggy married Debbie around the time Elektra entered the picture. I forget when they divorced.
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:20 |
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Ok, that collection of Venom comics showcased a lot of heroes I wasn't too impressed with, but at least it ended with Venom teaming up with a hero who looks extremely cool
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