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Carthag Tuek posted:view history I like my way
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# ? May 4, 2024 00:59 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 23:17 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I like my way you only think you do once you try my way? youll know its the right way :csi_sunglasses.gif:
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# ? May 4, 2024 01:20 |
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Some of y'all need
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# ? May 4, 2024 02:28 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:21 |
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Deez Nuts don't Kroll.
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:38 |
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Deez Nuts has been framed by the female chaos dragon , and will explain how in this series of 57 youtube videos .
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# ? May 4, 2024 22:06 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 11:46 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 12:12 |
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"and finally su-cucumber-ed" (I apologize. That was incredibly labored. I'll see myself out.)
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# ? May 8, 2024 16:37 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 22:00 |
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Explains so much
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# ? May 8, 2024 22:02 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 22:03 |
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Now Trump is going to one up him by claiming worms are an even bigger portion of his brain.
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# ? May 8, 2024 22:50 |
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I dont know posted:Now Trump is going to one up him by claiming worms are an even bigger portion of his brain. I'd like to remind rfk that my worms are much larger, and they are actually alive
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# ? May 8, 2024 23:15 |
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But it was only fantasy The wall was too high, as you can see No matter how he tried, he could not break free And the worms ate into his brain
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# ? May 9, 2024 00:53 |
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Homeless woman was living inside rooftop store sign with computer, coffee maker, police say.quote:AP -- Contractors curious about an extension cord on the roof of a Michigan grocery store made a startling discovery: A 34-year-old woman was living inside the business sign, with enough space for a computer, printer and coffee maker, police said. How the gently caress do you live inside the SIGN!?
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# ? May 10, 2024 14:51 |
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Not any worse than some places I rented in the past.
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# ? May 10, 2024 15:02 |
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Yeah, it looks like a small attic with a sign on it's front window. Honestly while it really sucks she had to resort to living like that, it looks a hell of a lot better than a lot of places that people have to resort to while homeless.
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# ? May 10, 2024 15:03 |
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New milkshake duck just dropped https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/10/man-behind-viral-dress-pleads-guilty-endangering-wifes-life Turns out the dress was black and blue. (David Caruso sighs and remove sunglasses while "Behind Blue Eyes" plays)
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# ? May 10, 2024 15:21 |
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I hope he gets beaten black and blue.
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# ? May 10, 2024 15:47 |
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https://x.com/itvnews/status/1788877115296710910
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# ? May 10, 2024 18:05 |
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No standard of living! Only procreate!!
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# ? May 10, 2024 18:20 |
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I know he's a Frenchman but there is no way he could impregnate all these ladies all by his own.
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# ? May 10, 2024 18:30 |
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15 years from now, new crisis. Nobody can date eachother because they're all little Macrons.
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# ? May 10, 2024 18:33 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Homeless woman was living inside rooftop store sign with computer, coffee maker, police say. Show us the loving room you idiots! God the news is worthless
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# ? May 10, 2024 18:48 |
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The General posted:15 years from now, new crisis. Nobody can date eachother because they're all little Macrons. Like that would stop the French
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# ? May 10, 2024 19:02 |
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By popular demand posted:I know he's a Frenchman but there is no way he could impregnate all these ladies all by his own. That's what I immediately thought as well. "It's time for me, Macron, to step in"
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# ? May 10, 2024 20:11 |
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May I suggest that they don’t all marry as old as Macron?
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# ? May 10, 2024 21:55 |
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Platystemon posted:May I suggest that they don’t all marry as old as Macron? Don't blame him. We have many videos documenting the consequences of having a MILF high school teacher.
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# ? May 10, 2024 22:48 |
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I've often felt like I'm one small step away from homelessness, so when I'm driving around some place will catch me eye, like a big sign with a roomy interior, and I'll think "yeah, I could live there".
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# ? May 10, 2024 23:21 |
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1788390946721165739
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# ? May 11, 2024 02:04 |
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That's why you shouldn't let your cruise ships out to sea. Keep them at home!
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# ? May 11, 2024 03:05 |
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HisMajestyBOB posted:That's why you shouldn't let your cruise ships out to sea. Keep them at home! They should ground them all in one place in a desert wasteland somewhere, making some sort of cruise ship city. Like vegas but somehow tackier. It will make them much easier to avoid if they're all in one place.
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# ? May 11, 2024 03:17 |
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Willy couldn't resist the buffet.
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# ? May 11, 2024 03:23 |
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Silly Burrito posted:Willy couldn't resist the buffet. It was free
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# ? May 11, 2024 04:29 |
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dr_rat posted:They should ground them all in one place in a desert wasteland somewhere, making some sort of cruise ship city. Like vegas but somehow tackier. Salton Sea would be a good candidate.
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# ? May 11, 2024 08:43 |
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Then someone puts wheels on them and we end up with Mortal Engines.
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# ? May 11, 2024 08:57 |
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New Floridaman dropped: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/cop-chomp-bust-562839
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# ? May 11, 2024 13:05 |
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Free the man quote:Anderson, cops noted, also moaned that police were at the music festival making drug crime arrests. “Ya’ll only did this to make the Baptists happy,” he declared
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# ? May 11, 2024 13:10 |
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Cartoon Man posted:New Floridaman dropped: Cool, a new pork snack
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