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gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


AlmightyBob posted:

goddamn if it could do that to the sensor what does it do to an eye?

Makes you hear it “pop”

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Be careful of your dog you loving dipshit :mad:

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Trabant posted:

He did way better than I expected tbh:

https://i.imgur.com/16Y0VOd.mp4

Do the mogul course you coward

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Hoo poo poo that jump was scary

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
NotWorkSafe
NotWorkSafe
A total eclipse of my heart :maga:

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Somethingawful forums user Wayne Gretzky strikes again

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It takes balls to do something like that

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



User Wayne Gretzky brings a bad name to user names

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
This moron is blinding themself, their dog, their neighbors, etc.

Do not gently caress around with blue lasers.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
The door is stuck? No wait I think I got it

https://i.imgur.com/LHzJVeJ.mp4

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Trabant posted:

He did way better than I expected tbh:

https://i.imgur.com/16Y0VOd.mp4

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

AlmightyBob posted:

goddamn if it could do that to the sensor what does it do to an eye?

Many bad things!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Trabant posted:

He did way better than I expected tbh:

https://i.imgur.com/16Y0VOd.mp4

Stupid sexy Sɐupǝɹs! :tutbutt:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


deoju posted:

This moron is blinding themself, their dog, their neighbors, etc.

Do not gently caress around with blue lasers.

The problem is online stores follow zero regulations when it comes to lasers. So they'll put extremely dangerous lasers in toyified casing and no protective gear or warnings.

Mario Yesyes
Oct 30, 2012

Trabant posted:

He did way better than I expected tbh:

https://i.imgur.com/16Y0VOd.mp4


I'll take "Traumatic Cervical Spinal Cord Injury" for $200, Alex.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/BeccaHope24/status/1789147718096478546?t=TZT1q2QD8kuFP2cPhBBLYQ&s=19

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

muscles like this! posted:

The problem is online stores follow zero regulations when it comes to lasers. So they'll put extremely dangerous lasers in toyified casing and no protective gear or warnings.

IIRC there’s a guy in the AliExpress thread who has had some crazy laser products shipped to Australia, though also some blocked by customs

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

muscles like this! posted:

The problem is online stores follow zero regulations when it comes to lasers. So they'll put extremely dangerous lasers in toyified casing and no protective gear or warnings.

This guy does really good videos testing things against their claims, tl;dr yeah you can easily buy dangerous lasers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH3yMeA7HxQ

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A new artwork that connects dublin and NYC by video was unveiled two days ago



:laugh:

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lmao

start playing copyrighted music next in front of it dublin

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Countdown to goatse in five.... four...

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://i.imgur.com/TI9Te9b.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

spechtie posted:

A new artwork that connects dublin and NYC by video was unveiled two days ago



:laugh:

It's literally this lol

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

muscles like this! posted:

The problem is online stores follow zero regulations when it comes to lasers. So they'll put extremely dangerous lasers in toyified casing and no protective gear or warnings.

Yeah when buying lasers, go to a dedicated laser discord like styropyro's and find out which vendors are tested as safe and which safety gear has been tested.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


deoju posted:

This moron is blinding themself, their dog, their neighbors, etc.

Do not gently caress around with blue lasers.

Don't gently caress around with laser pointers in general.

I've had people call me a baby because I've left rooms because people were being seriously irresponsible with laser pointers. No thanks, I don't want one to the eye. I don't want it reflecting off the vanished table into my eyes. If you can't be responsible with dangerous things, I don't want to be a part of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Are the random lasers I've bought at Petco relatively safe? I don't ever point them at my cat's eyes, but I imagine there's some occasional overlap when they're chasing the dot like a madman.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The General posted:

Don't gently caress around with laser pointers in general.

I've had people call me a baby because I've left rooms because people were being seriously irresponsible with laser pointers. No thanks, I don't want one to the eye. I don't want it reflecting off the vanished table into my eyes. If you can't be responsible with dangerous things, I don't want to be a part of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



Pfft look at baby here........ well look at him with your mind's eye then!

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
no

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




When I lived in Chicago, I worked in a high rise and the building across from us had an outdoor patio roughly the same height as our office. My desk faced outward where I could see the patio. A worker was out on it one day and he set down a green laser tool, it literally pointed across into our building and over my left shoulder, I could see the spot on the wall behind me.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


The General posted:

Don't gently caress around with laser pointers in general.

I've had people call me a baby because I've left rooms because people were being seriously irresponsible with laser pointers. No thanks, I don't want one to the eye. I don't want it reflecting off the vanished table into my eyes. If you can't be responsible with dangerous things, I don't want to be a part of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



gently caress if people had a laser strong enough to make a table vanish I'd het far away pronto

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Pfft, you couldn't pay me enough to het.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

And to think, a decade ago if you wanted to have a horribly dangerous laser to ruin your eyesight with, you had to start by disassembling a CD burner. Now you can simply buy them on the internet. We've come so far since then. :allears:

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Taeke posted:

gently caress if people had a laser strong enough to make a table vanish I'd het far away pronto

Someday I will learn how to properly type.

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

a friend of mine in high school bought a green laser from some temporary shop on the boardwalk at ocean city NJ 15 year back and we were loving around with it in his backyard one day when he decided to point it at the local nuclear powerplant cooling towers like... ten miles away and they lit up all green lmao

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sday045ybP1z7uchi.mp4

edit:
ooo found the video
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sdc3gd1iWt1sgnr3g_720.mp4

spechtie has a new favorite as of 21:14 on May 11, 2024

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

These things should not be available to people and there should be some ridiculous punishment on having one.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Air Skwirl posted:

Are the random lasers I've bought at Petco relatively safe? I don't ever point them at my cat's eyes, but I imagine there's some occasional overlap when they're chasing the dot like a madman.
Look at the power rating (and buy legit enough things that the power rating isn't a lie). A couple of mW is fine.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The General posted:

I don't want it reflecting off the vanished table

drat. These LASERs are hardcore.

Air Skwirl posted:

Are the random lasers I've bought at Petco relatively safe? I don't ever point them at my cat's eyes, but I imagine there's some occasional overlap when they're chasing the dot like a madman.

If they’re cheap red pointers that take coin cells and don’t look impressively bright, they’re probably fine.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Variations on a theme:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sda5m0cihe1qigfjt_720.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sd89jp9LFE1uvv5gh.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rwgh4brixb1vmobp0.mp4

and that theme is: "Dog goes gorp"
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s3f5gzxQnn1zto0jr.mp4

spechtie has a new favorite as of 21:30 on May 11, 2024

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

It's not clear what kind of move he was trying to do.

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