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SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Has anyone said Brodie Croyle?

My friend who was an SEC fan raved about Croyle and how good he was and how the Chiefs were set for awhile with Croyle on their roster.

Dude was 0-10 as a starter and the 8tds, 9ints and 1700ish yards in his entire career. Only QB in NFL history to start 8+ times and not record a win

Edit: That should say only CHIEFS QB to start 3+ games and not record a win. I was confused when I was reading his wiki page

SalTheBard fucked around with this message at 20:18 on May 8, 2024

# ? May 8, 2024 17:11

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# ? May 25, 2024 20:49

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Pretty sure Jon Bois just got a shiver at the idea of anyone remembering Brodie Croyle.

# ? May 8, 2024 17:12

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

SalTheBard posted:

Dude was 0-10 as a starter and the 8tds, 9ints and 1700ish yards in his entire career. Only QB in NFL history to start 8+ times and not record a win

Deshone Kizer started 15 games of the 0-16 run.

# ? May 8, 2024 18:09

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

SalTheBard posted:

Has anyone said Brodie Croyle?

My friend who was an SEC fan raved about Croyle and how good he was and how the Chiefs were set for awhile with Croyle on their roster.

Dude was 0-10 as a starter and the 8tds, 9ints and 1700ish yards in his entire career. Only QB in NFL history to start 8+ times and not record a win

Curtis Painter went 0-8 in the Colts "Suck for Luck" season.

# ? May 8, 2024 18:27

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Jeremy McNichols aka 'McWeapon'

Yes I'm aware he's probably still in the NFL somehow

# ? May 8, 2024 18:37

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Crescent Wrench posted:

Curtis Painter went 0-8 in the Colts "Suck for Luck" season.

Still wasn�t as bad that year as the corpse of Kerry Collins

# ? May 8, 2024 19:03

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

"What Ever Happened to Denard Robinson?" by Denard Robinson

# ? May 9, 2024 01:02

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

SalTheBard posted:

Has anyone said Brodie Croyle?

My friend who was an SEC fan raved about Croyle and how good he was and how the Chiefs were set for awhile with Croyle on their roster.

Dude was 0-10 as a starter and the 8tds, 9ints and 1700ish yards in his entire career. Only QB in NFL history to start 8+ times and not record a win

Edit: That should say only CHIEFS QB to start 3+ games and not record a win. I was confused when I was reading his wiki page

Oh i fuckin remember

# ? May 9, 2024 01:03

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

Some things are best forgotten

# ? May 9, 2024 01:19

jeff: Dec 1, 2002; huh

Bobby Hebert

# ? May 10, 2024 18:32

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul-Karim_al-Jabbar
He was originally named Karim Abdul-Jabbar but it's so close to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar that he was sued by the NBA great and changed his name.

# ? May 10, 2024 21:38

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

CannonFodder posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul-Karim_al-Jabbar
He was originally named Karim Abdul-Jabbar but it's so close to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar that he was sued by the NBA great and changed his name.

Growing up in South Florida, I knew of the crappy running back before I knew of the basketball player :v:

# ? May 10, 2024 21:45

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

~~Rashee Rice~~ Chris Henry

# ? May 11, 2024 20:41

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

mario manningham

# ? May 12, 2024 02:49

The337th: Mar 30, 2011

Willie Beamen

# ? May 12, 2024 02:54

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Nick Roach

# ? May 12, 2024 03:02

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Jimmy Johnson (he just died. unfortunately)

# ? May 12, 2024 03:17

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

kidcoelacanth posted:

mario manningham

instant reminder of how absolutely annoying it is to hear someone from the new york area say the word "mario"

# ? May 12, 2024 03:34

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

The337th posted:

Willie Beamen

Willie Beamon

# ? May 12, 2024 03:40

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

that goddamn r and b song just popped into my head even though i havent seen that movie for like twenty years or more

# ? May 12, 2024 03:46

The337th: Mar 30, 2011

fartknocker posted:

Willie Beamon

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? May 12, 2024 10:11

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

The337th posted:

Willie Beamen

fartknocker posted:

Willie Beamon

# ? May 12, 2024 11:57

The337th: Mar 30, 2011

um, that's a skateboarder

Mods!?!?

# ? May 12, 2024 14:35

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

R.D. Mangles posted:

instant reminder of how absolutely annoying it is to hear someone from the new york area say the word "mario"

you're gonna be so mad when i tell you where i'm from

# ? May 13, 2024 02:32

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Tracy Scroggins

# ? May 23, 2024 12:40

The337th: Mar 30, 2011

Shane Falco

# ? May 23, 2024 14:18

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Johnny Utah

# ? May 23, 2024 14:35

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Rudy uhmm the Football Guy

# ? May 23, 2024 14:47

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Anton Lubchenko

# ? May 23, 2024 14:59

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

James "Big Cat" Williams

# ? May 23, 2024 20:04

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Laurence 'Wash Yo rear end' Maroney

# ? May 23, 2024 20:32

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Instagram fed me a "Ten Recent 1,000-Receiving-Yard Seasons You May Have Already Forgotten About" story and there's absolutely some choice picks for this thread. The full list is:

-Robbie Chosen, 2020, 1,096 yards
-John Crown, 2019, 1,060 yards
-Devante Parker, 2019, 1,202 yards
-Marvin Jones, 2017, 1,101 yards
-Kenny Britt, 2016, 1,002 yards
-Terrelle Pryor, 2016, 1,007 yards
-Tyrell Williams, 2016, 1,059 yards
-Gary Barnidge, 2015, 1,043 yards
-Allen Hurns, 2015, 1,031 yards
-Delanie Walker, 2015, 1088 yards

# ? May 23, 2024 23:19

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Fun game

Michael Crabtree, 1000 yards in 2016 with the Raiders.
Jeremy Maclin, 1000 yards in 2015 with the Eagles
Torrey Smith, 2013 with the Ravens
Victor Cruz, 2012 with the Giants

# ? May 23, 2024 23:28

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Just browsing, a few others I have no memory of:

Lance Moore, 2012, 1,041 yards (Drew Brees, who could make anyone catch 1,000 yards)
Harry Douglas, 2013, 1,067 yards (Matt Ryan, sure)
Kendall Wright, 2013, 1,079 yards (a little Fitzmagic)
Nate Washington, 2011, 1,023 yards (Matt Hasselbeck out of nowhere)

# ? May 24, 2024 00:09