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Matoi Ryuko


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Gross Dude

Gross Dude
I prefer the smaller Han theory.

FreshCutFries

holy poo poo....

google THIS

leia: aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

luke: huh? oh...

(luke dashes out of the cell and returns a moment later)

luke: (smiles mysteriously) better?

Matoi Ryuko


Thingyman posted:

holy poo poo....



Luke prime...

Matoi Ryuko


google THIS posted:

leia: aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

luke: huh? oh...

(luke dashes out of the cell and returns a moment later)

luke: (smiles mysteriously) better?

It's all coming together. :aaaaa:

posting smiling
it sounds like your luking to get the snot beat out of you nerd

Matoi Ryuko


posting smiling posted:

it sounds like your luking to get the snot beat out of you nerd

That's no way to speak to a devout luke prime believer.

google THIS

yoda: size matters not. judge me by my size, do you?

luke: (leaning awkwardly against a tree and slouching) mm-mm. nope. no way.

posting smiling
i'm giong to use the force to force this nerd's hand into his face so it looks like he's hitting himself in the face..

google THIS

still skeptical? check this out:



you will note that in this scene Luke is clearly larger than both of tattooine's suns combined

Matoi Ryuko


Today's hymn will be lead by Kylo Ren and it is titled "O Prime Luke go before us".

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

leia: aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

luke: huh? oh...

(luke dashes out of the cell and returns a moment later)

luke: (smiles mysteriously) better?


Gross Dude posted:

I prefer the smaller Han theory.


posting smiling posted:

it sounds like your luking to get the snot beat out of you nerd


google THIS posted:

yoda: size matters not. judge me by my size, do you?

luke: (leaning awkwardly against a tree and slouching) mm-mm. nope. no way.


posting smiling posted:

i'm giong to use the force to force this nerd's hand into his face so it looks like he's hitting himself in the face..


Matoi Ryuko posted:

Today's hymn will be lead by Kylo Ren and it is titled "O Prime Luke go before us".

It's true, all of it...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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mags

I am a congenital optimist.

google THIS posted:

still skeptical? check this out:



you will note that in this scene Luke is clearly larger than both of tattooine's suns combined

without han i can't see how tall that luke is

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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i am he

posting smiling posted:

it sounds like your luking to get the snot beat out of you nerd


posting smiling posted:

i'm giong to use the force to force this nerd's hand into his face so it looks like he's hitting himself in the face..

Android Blues

google THIS posted:

leia: aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

luke: huh? oh...

(luke dashes out of the cell and returns a moment later)

luke: (smiles mysteriously) better?

love this post

alnilam

google THIS posted:

leia: aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?

luke: huh? oh...

(luke dashes out of the cell and returns a moment later)

luke: (smiles mysteriously) better?

lol

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Luke: You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father.

obi wan: What I told you is true. From a certain point of view.

bigger luke: wait! Vader killed bigger dad!?

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Jan 5, 2016

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
darth vader: no luke, i am your father
luke: thats not possible, im the slightly bigger version of luke!
vader: oh

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

google THIS posted:

still skeptical? check this out:



you will note that in this scene Luke is clearly larger than both of tattooine's suns combined

I can't believe it!

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Thingyman posted:

holy poo poo....



:o:

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Android Blues

yoda: there is...another

luke: its leia right? shes my sister?

yoda: no ... that guy over there *points to where bigger luke is standing awkwardly in the swamp. he waves*

Matoi Ryuko


Bigger Luke: WHO AM I!!!

FreshCutFries

Android Blues posted:

yoda: there is...another

luke: its leia right? shes my sister?

yoda: no ... that guy over there *points to where bigger luke is standing awkwardly in the swamp. he waves*

lol

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Yoda: a domain of evil it is. In you must go.
Luke: what's in there?
Yoda: only bigger luke in darth vader mask

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Earlier:

Yoda: Hey bigger luke, wanna screw with regular luke?

bigger luke: Yeah.

Yoda: Put on this suit and wait in this cave.

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Android Blues

DeepQantas posted:

Yoda: a domain of evil it is. In you must go.
Luke: what's in there?
Yoda: only bigger luke in darth vader mask

drilldo squirt posted:

Earlier:

Yoda: Hey bigger luke, wanna screw with regular luke?

bigger luke: Yeah.

Yoda: Put on this suit and wait in this cave.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
And that's the last we ever saw bigger luke, rip

Source:
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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

drilldo squirt posted:

Earlier:

Yoda: Hey bigger luke, wanna screw with regular luke?

bigger luke: Yeah.

Yoda: Put on this suit and wait in this cave.

:lol:

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Good thing scarfaced luke was available as a replacement for bigger luke

Looke

when I was younger a friends dad thought it would be funny to say "use the force luke" everytime I saw him

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*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
Carrie Fisher does not approve of the Smaller Leia hypothosis.

Piso Mojado

google THIS posted:

still skeptical? check this out:



you will note that in this scene Luke is clearly larger than both of tattooine's suns combined

lol

alnilam

i was with you all along. When you saw slightly bigger footprints in the snow, it was i who carried you.

google THIS

DeepQantas posted:

Yoda: a domain of evil it is. In you must go.
Luke: what's in there?
Yoda: only bigger luke in darth vader mask

google THIS

bigger Luke takes a swig of vodka and bites down on a dowel while Luke prime lines up his hand stump with bigger Luke's arm and draws a cut line

alnilam

google THIS posted:

bigger Luke takes a swig of vodka and bites down on a dowel while Luke prime lines up his hand stump with bigger Luke's arm and draws a cut line

:ohdear:

Ace of Baes

alnilam posted:

i was with you all along. When you saw slightly bigger footprints in the snow, it was i who carried you.

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Looke

"Luke, I am your father."

"NO, it can't be true... you are at least 3 inches too tall"

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