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mags: I am a congenital optimist.

a friend needs help, so type them up a good profile please

# ? May 17, 2015 00:59

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 23:11

Full-Bodied Flavor

if people get uncomfortable around me its the same way they do when riding a rollercoaster. its thrilling

# ? May 17, 2015 01:03

Mapparu

i may stab you but as long as you say the secret code. you are okay.

# ? May 17, 2015 02:22

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

fabulous prizes await!

# ? May 17, 2015 02:25

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

I went on one tinder date and it was awkward. Don't go to an art museum with your Tinder buddy, it's really hard to have a good conversation

# ? May 17, 2015 02:30

Savage For The Winjun

Gross Dude posted:

I went on one tinder date and it was awkward. Don't go to an art museum with your Tinder buddy, it's really hard to have a good conversation

art museums are great dates but theres nowhere to have sex in a museum so its prolly not so great for a tinder date

# ? May 17, 2015 10:32

FutonForensic

just a quiet girl that loves horse jesus

# ? May 17, 2015 10:48

Al Borland: by XyloJW

I may want to have a quickie with you in a bathroom or port-o-john.

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# ? May 17, 2015 11:27

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

r u n2 pine needles? I am!

# ? May 17, 2015 14:41

fuck. marry. t-rex

Twilight Matrix posted:

art museums are great dates but theres nowhere to have sex in a museum so its prolly not so great for a tinder date

au contraire

# ? May 17, 2015 14:46

fuck. marry. t-rex

Art museums have tons of benches and no visitors and sometimes even outdoor sections or dark rooms

Also bathrooms

# ? May 17, 2015 14:47

A LOVELY LAD: Hey man, wanna hear a secret?

i am shy when im new to peoiple but when i get to know them ill let out my random side!

I am a feminist and a vegan and a straight edge.

# ? May 17, 2015 15:28

GEExCEE

Knife to meet you

# ? May 17, 2015 17:03

GoodbyeTurtles

please marry me i love you i'm so lonely

# ? May 17, 2015 17:14

Al Borland: by XyloJW

I may or may not try and take pictures of you with my phone from under the table.

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# ? May 17, 2015 18:47

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

a match entitles you to a free alcoholic beverage

# ? May 17, 2015 19:17

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

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~~~~~ LOVE ~~~~~~
~~~~~ POOP ~~~~~~
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# ? May 17, 2015 19:20

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

👉🏻👌🏻?

# ? May 17, 2015 19:26

Al Borland: by XyloJW

I buy your soiled panties for 25 dollars.

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# ? May 17, 2015 19:34

GoodbyeTurtles

i hvae a really good phone it can run tinder please marry me,

# ? May 17, 2015 22:57

landy.

A LOVELY LAD posted:

i am shy when im new to peoiple but when i get to know them ill let out my random side!

I am a feminist and a vegan and a straight edge.

check your inbox

# ? May 17, 2015 22:59

om nom nom: om nom nom nom nom nom nom

GEExCEE posted:

Knife to meet you

# ? May 18, 2015 00:55

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Art museums have tons of benches and no visitors and sometimes even outdoor sections or dark rooms

Also bathrooms

this is legit good profile stuff

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# ? May 18, 2015 16:24

killmeimmafailure: by Nyc_Tattoo

honestly I'd like to know. I'm swiping right to anything with a pulse at this point.

e: it's not the real life stuff I can speak in person alright, it's the getting the women to accept my $5 hot n readies that's the problem

killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 17:16 on May 18, 2015

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# ? May 18, 2015 17:13

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

try "I have hot n ready"

# ? May 18, 2015 17:18

killmeimmafailure: by Nyc_Tattoo

I am become hot n ready

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# ? May 18, 2015 17:20

Cyber Dog

~~SEX LORD~~

# ? May 18, 2015 17:20

Lutha Mahtin: Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

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# ? May 18, 2015 17:21

Lutha Mahtin: Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

if they live in a suburb make sure to have a picture of them shooting a gun so they can climy they're "from the country"

# ? May 18, 2015 17:22

alnilam

I'm a grown rear end man

# ? May 18, 2015 17:23

killmeimmafailure: by Nyc_Tattoo

yeah horse riding and hunting with their dad screams "issues", but I swipe right all the same

e: issues being conservatism and healthy family relationships. I'm an awful person

killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 17:43 on May 18, 2015

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# ? May 18, 2015 17:23

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

I think my grindr profile is more impressive than my tinder one but unless your friend is looking for good squat spotters at the gym, I don't think they'd be interested in mine

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? May 18, 2015 18:44

ulvir

GEExCEE posted:

Knife to meet you

# ? May 18, 2015 18:46

Lutha Mahtin: Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

thank you for asking but NO i am not looking for a hookup *has 3 sexy pics showing off my chest*

# ? May 18, 2015 23:21

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

Lutha Mahtin posted:

thank you for asking but NO i am not looking for a hookup *has 3 sexy pics showing off my chest*

this but pictures of me looking sad next to large, difficult books

# ? May 19, 2015 00:00

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i am easy going about most things but please don't mention jon heder or any movies he's been in nor my resemblance to him. message me if interested (in me, not jon heder).

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? May 19, 2015 02:28

Al Borland: by XyloJW

I get really gassy when excited. I get excited easily.

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# ? May 19, 2015 03:09

a fragile ego

you can call me lulu or raymond. im a wandering music gypsy who can play at least five (5) different instruments, including the ocarina. if we meet up dont scuff my jordans, please.
if you swipe right, please visit my SomethingAwful dot com profile!
swipe left if you use SJW as an insult. come on.

# ? May 19, 2015 14:39

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

swipe left if u gay lol

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? May 19, 2015 15:11

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CAT BRUSH posted:

swipe right if u gay lol

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# ? May 19, 2015 15:57

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