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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Colored mechanical keys are the first step on the road to cheating.

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Nazzadan posted:

Me [20s M] with my girlfriend [20s F] ~3 years, she does not approve of a hobby of mine


Let your boyfriend spend 20 bucks on his keyboard, you ladysperg.

which is more spergy, the woman who thinks she can decide how her bf spends his entertainment money, or the something awful goon who would dump someone who complained they were gifted a mechanical keyboard

its' me. i'm the goon who would dump

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Nazzadan posted:

Me [20s M] with my girlfriend [20s F] ~3 years, she does not approve of a hobby of mine


Let your boyfriend spend 20 bucks on his keyboard, you ladysperg.

Financial abuse

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Nazzadan posted:

Me [20s M] with my girlfriend [20s F] ~3 years, she does not approve of a hobby of mine


Let your boyfriend spend 20 bucks on his keyboard, you ladysperg.

whatever they do they better work it out because absolutely nobody else in the universe is going to date either of them

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
honestly being able to say "yeah we're not seeing each other - she keyboard-shamed me one too many times! :arghfist::mad:" would be glorious

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Pick posted:

I once saw a guy, maybe on this site, defend hentai by saying that in 99% of cases, the woman being raped comes to enjoy it, and that it's really a fantasy about being able to break down her ~barriers~

And I just thought, then why isn't your fantasy about making a woman comfortable enough with you that she wants to have sex with you. like is that just tooooooo crazy.

It's not crazy, it's boring. People don't fantasize about making their partner comfortable for the same reason they don't fantasize about completing their tax returns in a timely fashion. It's something you should strive to do in your real life, so why do it all over again in your head? The whole point of fantasies is to do poo poo differently than you do in reality. Sure, it's not great to spend all your time thinking about rape and murder, but it's equally weird to think about totally mundane poo poo as a form of escape.

Honestly, if somebody told me they fantasized about things that they already had in their day-to-day life, I'd be almost as weirded out by them as I would be if they said they wanna gently caress a bike pump dressed like a pregnant yoshi.

Almost.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


DragQueenofAngmar posted:

:stare:

Me [20 M/F] with my Sister [21 F]: She is suicidal and because she is in a wheelchair no hospital will take her in ? Non-Romantic

She needs old yellering.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Naerasa posted:

It's not crazy, it's boring. People don't fantasize about making their partner comfortable for the same reason they don't fantasize about completing their tax returns in a timely fashion. It's something you should strive to do in your real life, so why do it all over again in your head? The whole point of fantasies is to do poo poo differently than you do in reality. Sure, it's not great to spend all your time thinking about rape and murder, but it's equally weird to think about totally mundane poo poo as a form of escape.

Honestly, if somebody told me they fantasized about things that they already had in their day-to-day life, I'd be almost as weirded out by them as I would be if they said they wanna gently caress a bike pump dressed like a pregnant yoshi.

Almost.

theres this great thing where you dont fantasize about either, you just fantasize about sex. just, like, having some good sex.

this kinda requires not watching a lot of extremified hosed up porn so its probably beyond the reach of a lot of people who got utterly hosed by the internet tho

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Blue Train posted:

Financial abuse

how are these husbands supposed to know they're being abusive though, given that there's also people who get off on financially dominated? Poor guy might just be trying to by GGG.

maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 18:14 on May 4, 2017

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Naerasa posted:

It's not crazy, it's boring. People don't fantasize about making their partner comfortable for the same reason they don't fantasize about completing their tax returns in a timely fashion. It's something you should strive to do in your real life, so why do it all over again in your head? The whole point of fantasies is to do poo poo differently than you do in reality. Sure, it's not great to spend all your time thinking about rape and murder, but it's equally weird to think about totally mundane poo poo as a form of escape.

Honestly, if somebody told me they fantasized about things that they already had in their day-to-day life, I'd be almost as weirded out by them as I would be if they said they wanna gently caress a bike pump dressed like a pregnant yoshi.

Almost.

Maybe you are a little weird.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

theres this great thing where you dont fantasize about either, you just fantasize about sex. just, like, having some good sex.

this kinda requires not watching a lot of extremified hosed up porn so its probably beyond the reach of a lot of people who got utterly hosed by the internet tho

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

theres this great thing where you dont fantasize about either, you just fantasize about sex. just, like, having some good sex.

this kinda requires not watching a lot of extremified hosed up porn so its probably beyond the reach of a lot of people who got utterly hosed by the internet tho
Yeah, I don't get it either. Apparently fantasizing about loving attractive people is old fashioned.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Financial Domination may be the dumbest goddamn thing and if I had two children, one who liked dressing as pregnant yoshi amdnfucking a bicycle pump and one who was into fin dom there would be a bright and shiny new bicycle pump gift under the tree at christmas for the only child I recognize.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

theres this great thing where you dont fantasize about either, you just fantasize about sex. just, like, having some good sex.

this kinda requires not watching a lot of extremified hosed up porn so its probably beyond the reach of a lot of people who got utterly hosed by the internet tho

Yea despite having access to all sorts of hosed up poo poo, I mainly stick to "normal" porn and haven't developed any weird loving kinks, shocking!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I'd break up with Keyboard Chick. Not because of her dislike for mechanical keyboard but for bitching about a gift being a waste of money. A Christmas gift. Between siblings. That she had to grant her blessing to?

Either the OP's entire family is pussy whipped, or that chick is controlling af.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Naerasa posted:

It's not crazy, it's boring. People don't fantasize about making their partner comfortable for the same reason they don't fantasize about completing their tax returns in a timely fashion. It's something you should strive to do in your real life, so why do it all over again in your head? The whole point of fantasies is to do poo poo differently than you do in reality. Sure, it's not great to spend all your time thinking about rape and murder, but it's equally weird to think about totally mundane poo poo as a form of escape.

Honestly, if somebody told me they fantasized about things that they already had in their day-to-day life, I'd be almost as weirded out by them as I would be if they said they wanna gently caress a bike pump dressed like a pregnant yoshi.

Almost.

I constantly fantasize about sleeping instead of doing whatever dumb work poo poo I'm doing.

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


Nazzadan posted:

Also why do I keep finding age gap stories
Ny boyfriend [22M] of 3 months and I [16F] are being threatened w/ legal action from my family.

Also holy loving poo poo, I went to her profile and she has started so many threads it's insane. She also looks like the kind of girl that would date a way older guy, so take that as you will.

Another quote from her

quote:

yes, legally it is rape. i cannot legally consent for another six months. but no matter how loving adamant people on this sub are about the fact that LEGALLY it is rape, i know that a lot of you aren't dumb and you know just as well as i do that i'm not going to be a wildly different, more mature person 6 months from now and i am just as capable of consenting now as i will be then.
in terms of the drugs/sex, we do know that this has greatly upset my parents which is why we resolved to quit doing all drugs together and put the sex on pause until i turn 17. if we don't have sex and don't do illegal drugs together there is nothing legally stopping us from being together.

:staredog:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Local man has naked woman fetish

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

theres this great thing where you dont fantasize about either, you just fantasize about sex. just, like, having some good sex.

this kinda requires not watching a lot of extremified hosed up porn so its probably beyond the reach of a lot of people who got utterly hosed by the internet tho

like if you don't at least fantasize about it being in your mech after you save the city from the kaiju yeah you're basically just dull as hell man

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



kloa posted:

Another quote from her


:staredog:

The girl has some serious self esteem issues, she has multiple posts about her transformation from a chubby girl to a skinny girl. And one of the pics has what I assume is the older boyfriend from this story, and he looks like the scummy dude that would go for an underage girl.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

kloa posted:

Another quote from her


:staredog:

Prosecute him you worthless sacks of 50% of her DNA

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
I think my wife is financially abusive. She gets mad when I use gift cards to buy something for myself instead of using them on groceries or trading them online to get 70% of the value in cash.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

theres this great thing where you dont fantasize about either, you just fantasize about sex. just, like, having some good sex.

this kinda requires not watching a lot of extremified hosed up porn so its probably beyond the reach of a lot of people who got utterly hosed by the internet tho

Yeah this is a nice idea but it requires a time machine where we go back and smash the internet, and perhaps the entire history of pornography.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Leon Einstein posted:

Yeah, I don't get it either. Apparently fantasizing about loving attractive people is old fashioned.

We used to have the "standard" acceptable fantasies like naughty schoolgirl who needs a better grade or naught nurse who wants to give you a spongebath. Or a good old fashioned threeway!

Now it's all CBT and cucking and what happened.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Barudak posted:

Financial Domination may be the dumbest goddamn thing and if I had two children, one who liked dressing as pregnant yoshi amdnfucking a bicycle pump and one who was into fin dom there would be a bright and shiny new bicycle pump gift under the tree at christmas for the only child I recognize.

Lmao

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Barudak posted:

Colored mechanical keys are the first step on the road to cheating.

Lol, just lol if your keyboard doesn't look like it could give you gay seizures

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Financial Domination may be the dumbest goddamn thing and if I had two children, one who liked dressing as pregnant yoshi amdnfucking a bicycle pump and one who was into fin dom there would be a bright and shiny new bicycle pump gift under the tree at christmas for the only child I recognize.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Batterypowered7 posted:

Lol, just lol if your keyboard doesn't look like it could give you gay seizures



the ONLY keyboard I will use to write supernatural gay dog dick eggs fanfiction

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

Nazzadan posted:

Also holy loving poo poo, I went to her profile and she has started so many threads it's insane. She also looks like the kind of girl that would date a way older guy, so take that as you will.

I'll remove it if it's too doxxy but lol at her last post in the "why are Trump supporters so quiet" thread

quote:

Because they're demonized for supporting him by the left and therefore feel unable to voice their true political opinions for fear of losing close relationships and/or ridicule

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Me [23 M] with my FB [16 F] 2 months, can she take damage by being with me

quote:

Hello
I am a 23 year old guy who has a gently caress buddy relationship with a 16 year old girl. We are both completely aware that this is all sex and no emotionel attachment.
My friends argue that I should not continue this relationship for her sake as they say she might take long term damage from it.
Now I am writing here to hear if there is something about it or if my firends are just prejudice about it because she is only 16 years old.
This is in Denmark, so it is legal, the age of consent is 15.
tl;dr: Can my 16 year old FB take long term damage from having an all sexual relationship with me?
EDIT: There is a lot of name calling and agreement to me being a creeper dude, but some more constructive arguments for and against would suit this thread.
I don't see myself as a creep taking advantage as we continuously talk about this not being anything other than sex and that it will not develop.

Subreddits frequented by this user:
r/footballmanager
r/teamfortress2

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Leon Einstein posted:

I think my wife is financially abusive. She gets mad when I use gift cards to buy something for myself instead of using them on groceries or trading them online to get 70% of the value in cash.

Looks like it

So how do you know if you’re the victim of financial abuse? Ask yourself if your partner does any of the following.

Forbid you from working?
Sabotage employment opportunities?
Control how money is spent? ✔
Deny you direct access to bank accounts?
Give you an “allowance”?
Force you to write bad checks or file fraudulent tax returns?
Run up large debts on joint accounts without your permission?
Force you to work in the family business without pay?
Refuse to pay bills for accounts that are in your name in order to ruin your credit?
Force you to turn over paychecks or public benefits checks?
Force you to account for all money you spend by showing receipts?
Apply for credit accounts using your name and personal information?
Withhold money for basic necessities like food, clothing, medication and housing?
Spend money on himself or herself but not allow you to do the same? ✔
Give you presents or pay for things and expect something in return?
Force you to work while he or she does not and yet still controls all the money?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may be a victim of financial abuse. To talk to an advocate 24/7, who can help you with advice and next steps, call The National Domestic Violence Hotline

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Leon Einstein posted:

I think my wife is financially abusive. She gets mad when I use gift cards to buy something for myself instead of using them on groceries or trading them online to get 70% of the value in cash.

please take it to my "cheap motherfuckers :argh:" thread

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Pick posted:

please take it to my "cheap motherfuckers :argh:" thread

Does cutting open the toothpaste tube to get at the last bit of toothpaste make you a cheap motherfucker?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Batterypowered7 posted:

Does cutting open the toothpaste tube to get at the last bit of toothpaste make you a cheap motherfucker?

Very

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Batterypowered7 posted:

Does cutting open the toothpaste tube to get at the last bit of toothpaste make you a cheap motherfucker?

That anecdote is literally in the thread.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Pick posted:

please take it to my "cheap motherfuckers :argh:" thread

Link? I have a hankering for terrible people stories.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Ensign Expendable posted:

Link? I have a hankering for terrible people stories.

Tales of Really loving Cheap People

Some real good poo poo in there.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Batterypowered7 posted:

Does cutting open the toothpaste tube to get at the last bit of toothpaste make you a cheap motherfucker?

She does that too. Lol. She's so cheap. She did teach me how to be frugal, so I'm happy for it, but she acts like we're on the brink of poverty when we're actually pretty comfortable. I mean, I don't know what income we need to hit before I'm allowed to splurge once in awhile. I bought a few Sonos speakers a few years back and an ipad in 2012 that I still hear about. I also bought a $50 Amazon Dot, and that was apparently out of line.

Leon Einstein fucked around with this message at 18:35 on May 4, 2017

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Leon Einstein posted:

I also bought a $50 Amazon Dot, and that was apparently out of line.

Great job paying to be spied on with an always on mic.

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Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

WampaLord posted:

Great job paying to be spied on with an always on mic.

I don't care. It's cool.

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