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quote:My fiancée [27/F] has some peculiar habits that I [25/M] find endearing. Her sister oversaw and thinks I'm it's a big problem/are we crazy?
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:44 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 09:36 |
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It's nuts and creepy as hell.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:44 |
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If you cut out the thumb sucking and don't call it "swaddling" it would be completely normal. However...
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:46 |
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Boss Baby 2: Crawling the Corporate Ladder
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:47 |
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Pick posted:It's nuts and creepy as hell. It's worth reading the comments https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/698gsz/my_fianc%C3%A9e_27f_has_some_peculiar_habits_that_i/ everyone is saying its normal and posting the creepy stuff they do.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:46 |
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putrid aidsman posted:It's worth reading the comments https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/698gsz/my_fianc%C3%A9e_27f_has_some_peculiar_habits_that_i/ everyone is saying its normal and posting the creepy stuff they do. Modern society has broken everyone. Everyone is so god damned broken.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:47 |
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What Ive learned most here is light up unicorn slippers come in adult sizes.
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:49 |
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fellow americans, you know how you have that little shoulder republican and that little shoulder democrat, and even if you try to stick with your little shoulder democrat sometimes something happens and the little shoulder republican does a little fistpump because it thinks that this assignment might not be so impossible after all
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# ? May 4, 2017 22:51 |
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Who cares what people get up to in the comforts of privacy? She's not forcing this on her co workers or family, she's doing it in private.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:00 |
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Me [34 F] with my [38 M] Husband, His anger terrifies mequote:My husband has been sort of off the last few weeks, just down. I'm not sure how to describe it. Last night we were sitting on the couch and he asked me to watch a video he thought was funny on his phone. I'm sitting there waiting and then finally he starts showing me the shake it off cop video. I said, "Oh, I'm not watching that, it's staged and stupid." Which was rude but apparently he was so upset over it he threw his phone down on the floor. I said I was sorry but he still had this furrowed brow and he was looking at me like he hates me. If only there was some way to beat this relationship into a plowshare.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:00 |
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Pick posted:Modern society has broken everyone. Everyone is so god damned broken. You know I get where you're coming from, and a lot of people say this, but I'm 99.9% sure that people were always broken as hell. We adapt to any social and economic environment that faces us, but the truth is we're only okay at that. I think the most that anyone can say is that maybe in the past we didn't have the time to explore the specific ways in which each of us is totally hosed up and broken because most of us were too busy fulfilling the taxing every day requirements that we had to fulfill in order to Not Die. But rest assured, the moment any motherfucker got enough money or status to have some free time, the poo poo doth flow.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:00 |
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Panfilo posted:Who cares what people get up to in the comforts of privacy? She's not forcing this on her co workers or family, she's doing it in private. why do internet kinksters have such a hard time threading the needle of "it probably shouldn't be illegal" and "that doesn't mean it's illegal for other people to get weirded out"
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:01 |
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I (21M) agreed with 21f GF to "save it for marriage. Now I want to start sex before marriage.quote:I (21M) and my 21F GF are in our last year of college. We are both technically virgins, but have been cuddling and messing around (my hands in her pants, bringing her to orgasm with my finger). A couple of months ago we decided to get married shortly after graduation. The date (in June) is now set and plans are made. Comments are a mixture of "just ask her if she wants to have sex" and "why are you getting married 2 months after starting to get serious"
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:01 |
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Joan of Arc was just Alex Jones with a horse and a lot of bored, stupid people sitting around.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:01 |
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putrid aidsman posted:My fiancée [27/F] has some peculiar habits that I [25/M] find endearing. Her sister oversaw and thinks I'm it's a big problem/are we crazy? she's perfect
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:01 |
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NomChompsky posted:You know I get where you're coming from, and a lot of people say this, but I'm 99.9% sure that people were always broken as hell. We adapt to any social and economic environment that faces us, but the truth is we're only okay at that. I think the most that anyone can say is that maybe in the past we didn't have the time to explore the specific ways in which each of us is totally hosed up and broken because most of us were too busy fulfilling the taxing every day requirements that we had to fulfill in order to Not Die. But rest assured, the moment any motherfucker got enough money or status to have some free time, the poo poo doth flow. I was thinking just today about how Louis XVI of France basically ate himself into a stupor every day because he was stressed out and miserable. That said, he still never used the word "revert" to refer to himself dressing as a peepee poopoo baby who needs brushie brushie and nummies.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:05 |
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NomChompsky posted:Joan of Arc was just Alex Jones with a horse and a lot of bored, stupid people sitting around. And Alex Jones is just Alex Jones without a horse and a lot of bored, stupid people sitting around. Which really goes to show you the value of a good horse.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:09 |
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Pick posted:I was thinking just today about how Louis XVI of France basically ate himself into a stupor every day because he was stressed out and miserable. I frequently think about how Henry I died because he ate too many lampreys
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I'm probably encouraging my daughter to join a convent just so she doesn't run into someone who knows what 'prep the bull' means
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:09 |
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Pick posted:I was thinking just today about how Louis XVI of France basically ate himself into a stupor every day because he was stressed out and miserable. I mean, as far as you know; royalty had the benefit of a more discreet class of biographers than Redditors.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:09 |
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Pick posted:I was thinking just today about how Louis XVI of France basically ate himself into a stupor every day because he was stressed out and miserable. You don't know that. He might have! And if he didn't, someone else probably did. Romans were super fuckin' weird and only about 1 or 2% of everything they ever wrote down or did has survived to this day. There's a cache of weirdo diapers just waiting to be unearthed. Anyway, content: Me [27 F] with my SO [28 M] five years, he shared a bed with another girl every weekend for around 6 months, with me in the next room.;text=. **tl;dr**: After he spent six months sharing a bed with someone else, but having sex with me, should I move to Canada with him? quote:My SO [M 29] shared a bed with another girl every weekend for around 6 months, with me in the next room. Further proof that there is no bottom to human stupidity.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:10 |
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NomChompsky posted:You know I get where you're coming from, and a lot of people say this, but I'm 99.9% sure that people were always broken as hell. We adapt to any social and economic environment that faces us, but the truth is we're only okay at that. I think the most that anyone can say is that maybe in the past we didn't have the time to explore the specific ways in which each of us is totally hosed up and broken because most of us were too busy fulfilling the taxing every day requirements that we had to fulfill in order to Not Die. But rest assured, the moment any motherfucker got enough money or status to have some free time, the poo poo doth flow. Now instead of thinking they're the only person on the planet who wants to gently caress a tutu with a baseball bat, they can find large communities that make them think this is something they should share with everyone & nobody will ever be creeped out by it(and if anyone is creeped out by it, it's because they're not sex positive, not because you're an oversharing weirdo).
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:11 |
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Nazzadan posted:I (21M) agreed with 21f GF to "save it for marriage. Now I want to start sex before marriage" Reading this post feels like watching a car crash happen and knowning no matter what I do or say nothing is going to end well.
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Nazzadan posted:I (21M) agreed with 21f GF to "save it for marriage. Now I want to start sex before marriage. This guy is desperate to get his dick wet and is gonna wind up miserable when his frigid religion - damaged bride locks up the cookie jar forever.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:11 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I mean, as far as you know; royalty had the benefit of a more discreet class of biographers than Redditors. But if royalty had done it, it would have been cool, like blackening your teeth like Elizabeth I because her teeth were rotted from eating so much sugary crap.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:12 |
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A future generation will have to contend with parents who watched 2 girls 1 cup stone faced, Berth El Pup, and Bad Dragon resellers. Imagine what edgy poo poo they'll get into.
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Panfilo posted:A future generation will have to contend with parents who watched 2 girls 1 cup stone faced, Berth El Pup, and Bad Dragon resellers. Imagine what edgy poo poo they'll get into. by the time they hit puberty they'll just be thoroughly bored with all forms of sex and devote themselves to the pursuit of pure intellect this is how we evolve into the 2001 starchild, except in the end the big floating fetus winds up poopsocking WoW until the heat death of the universe A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 23:17 on May 4, 2017 |
# ? May 4, 2017 23:15 |
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Pick posted:But if royalty had done it, it would have been cool, like blackening your teeth like Elizabeth I because her teeth were rotted from eating so much sugary crap. Ehhh, to a point. Edward II fuckin' dudes wasn't cool. Not with anyone. That's why they shoved a red hot poker up his poop chute. Royal "eccentricities" were always precariously balanced between becoming fashionable and their limbs being removed amidst an angry crowd.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:16 |
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Panfilo posted:A future generation will have to contend with parents who watched 2 girls 1 cup stone faced, Berth El Pup, and Bad Dragon resellers. Imagine what edgy poo poo they'll get into. Theyll end up being into reliably satisfactory sex in small list of prefab positions agreed on ahead of time.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:15 |
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Pick posted:I am a sex weird to the extent that the trait I find most sexy in a partner is perceived long term compatibility and trust So niche that PornHub doesn't even have a category for it. Pick posted:
That's just the default state of monarchy. COME ON PEOPLE let's palate cleanse; have someone who may yet turn out normal, if perhaps denser than a neutron star. What does this girl [16F] thinks of me [16M] when she says I'm cute? quote:So, yesterday in class we played a game where everyone had to take a paper, write his/her name on it and give it to the next person, then he/she had to write down what does she/he like about the person, then give it to the next and so on... So at the end when I got back my paper and I started reading it what the others like about me , somebody wrote "Mark:) (that's my name) you're very cute, I like you stay always this kind!" At first I didn't know who wrote this but it made me very happy. Then later that day a girl asked "could you find out which did I wrote? It was kind of hard to find out , though... I wrote the "stay like this" one.." I was a bit surprised after that... I think she is in a "higher" level or idk... I'm just a nerd, but she is always with the "cool kids" What do you think? tl;dr In a game a girl called me "cute and kind" but I don't know what she really meant GUYS WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A GIRL SAYS IM CUTE???
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:16 |
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NomChompsky posted:Ehhh, to a point. Edward II fuckin' dudes wasn't cool. Not with anyone. That's why they shoved a red hot poker up his poop chute. Royal "eccentricities" were always precariously balanced between becoming fashionable and their limbs being removed amidst an angry crowd. Edward II Girls I Cup
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:17 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:let's palate cleanse Oh yes, i got something for your palate. My [25 F] with my boyfriend [26 M] and his friends [20s M] ate all the hot dogs the night before house-warming BBQ quote:Throwaway because bf knows my account name.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:20 |
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Edward II Elizabeth I Cup
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:19 |
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NomChompsky posted:That's why they shoved a red hot poker up his poop chute. and now the descendants of the same people can just stay home and watch anime characters or possibly Russian white slavers cauterize each other's assholes to relatively little harm, who says modernity's all bad.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:19 |
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dudeness posted:Oh yes, i got something for your palate. Haha yeeesss
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:20 |
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dudeness posted:My [25 F] with my boyfriend [26 M] and his friends [20s M] ate all the hot dogs the night before house-warming BBQ FIFTY GOD DAMNED HOT DOGS?!
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:21 |
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The comments on that thumb sucking story are horrifying Jesus Christ quote:Sounds like you essentially have elements of a ageplay/DDlg fetish relationship. There's nothing wrong with that, but you have to understand that it will weird some people out (just like if you were acting out dom-sub in public), so you might want to be careful about how public you are practicting this. I would recommend the book "Ageplay: From Diapers to Diplomas" if you want to learn more about how other people who incorporate this into their lives.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:The comments on that thumb sucking story are horrifying Jesus Christ please do not encourage people to get phds in ageplay, amateur level expertise is bad enough
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:22 |
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As it happens, I did my dissertation on diaperplay.
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# ? May 4, 2017 23:23 |
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no! no, brett, no! a child of 3 years has a vocabulary no larger than 300 words. would "cotton" be a member of such a small word set? highly. fuckin. unlikely. now call it a "fluff whee" like someone who knows what the gently caress he is doing BRETT
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