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Winner?
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Dallas 32 14.88%
Green Bay 51 23.72%
Nazi Germany 75 34.88%
Khmer Rouge 57 26.51%
Total: 215 votes
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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

blarzgh posted:

Jason Garrett after the game:

"*7 reasons why that was a catch* But this game wasn't about officiating; we had 6 minutes to go out and prove that we were the better team and we didn't get it done."

Well technically they had 60.

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troofs
Feb 28, 2011

The better Manning.

Crazy Ted posted:

ATTN EVERYONE ARGUING: Y'all missed the most ridiculous loving thing ever on CBS

what happened?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

CharlestheHammer posted:

Didn't possess the bullet all the way through.
JFK had possession, but the object went through him before he could make a voluntary move.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

wheez the roux posted:

which is what we were saying, and then people were posting "well it's the rule!!" yes, we know it's the rule, that's why we're calling the rule stupid, what does ti being a rule have to do with how we feel about it

Sorry? He lost posession during the catch.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

MourningView posted:

There was a patient with a bomb in him or something, I dunno, I couldn't see through all the tears I had from imagining poor Gracie Bell Taylor and her gigantic forehead growing up without a father around to provide gruff but loving life lessons.

hahaha, Jesus Christ.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


lolololol

https://twitter.com/Alyoyo_/status/554384321491251200

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lol Tony Romo is the first QB to ever lose in the playoffs with a QB rating of over 140.

Just can't get it done guys!

I thought the Warner/Rodgers shoot-out a few years ago saw both over 140. drat.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Crazy Ted posted:

ATTN EVERYONE ARGUING: Y'all missed the most ridiculous loving thing ever on CBS

This makes me want to vomit

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Santheb posted:

Jimmy Johnson and the FOX postgame guys are slobbing all over Garretts knob.

They had a rap about Luck and Peyton on CBS.

I wish I was making this up.

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:

I just want cool football celebrations to come back god dammit


look at this clown

Murray wont be a cowboy next year and that dude has wrong opinions, which is acceptable.

Opinions are kinda weird ya know?

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Intruder posted:

But remember breaking the plane is considered some magical sacrament and if the very tip of the nose of the football hits it and then the ball is knocked loose it doesn't matter

Touchdowns are awesome, but "The Plane" is the stupidest thing in football.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

This is funny enough to quote.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

troofs posted:

what happened?
A cover of the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but it was about Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck.

ParliamentOfDogs
Jan 29, 2009

My genre's thriller... What's yours?

Crazy Ted posted:

ATTN EVERYONE ARGUING: Y'all missed the most ridiculous loving thing ever on CBS

Did Luck do the anthem?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Big Bob Pataki posted:

martin luther kings speech was actually powerful, but at no point did he do a football move before getting shot so separate fountains for everyone thanks

It was a makeup call after Kennedy fell in Dallas

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

MourningView posted:

There was a patient with a bomb in him or something, I dunno, I couldn't see through all the tears I had from imagining poor Gracie Bell Taylor and her gigantic forehead growing up without a father around to provide gruff but loving life lessons.

That child wasn't right

KNew
Sep 16, 2007

Yu does not care for puns
Peter King ‏@SI_PeterKing 12m12 minutes ago

Ref in Calvin Johnson game: Steratore. Ref in Dez Bryant game today: Steratore

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Crazy Ted posted:

A cover of the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but it was about Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck.

Did Phil Simms do the rap?

oswald ownenstein
Jan 30, 2011

KING FAGGOT OF THE SHITPOST KINGDOM

TubeStank posted:

Sorry? He lost posession during the catch.

jesus shut the gently caress up with this already

you got the win, just take the win and be glad

it was a clear catch, the rules are stupid, there's no arguing this

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

MourningView posted:

There was a patient with a bomb in him or something, I dunno, I couldn't see through all the tears I had from imagining poor Gracie Bell Taylor and her gigantic forehead growing up without a father around to provide gruff but loving life lessons.

That episode was after a Super Bowl and was also the only one I've ever seen.


Christina Ricci got blown up too.

Bobo the Red
Aug 14, 2004
Lay off the marmot
God bless you, Green Bay Packers.

2 down, 1 to go

troofs
Feb 28, 2011

The better Manning.

Crazy Ted posted:

A cover of the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but it was about Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck.

one more reason to be glad I was watching on gamepass

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Ahahaha

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Petite Dinklage posted:

That child wasn't right

It was seriously the weirdest looking baby ever and I am glad she had loving and wise parents because oh lordy was she was going to need it, especially being compared to her super hot sister all the time.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Crusty Nutsack posted:

Olivia Munn is going to get ripped in half tonight

By which one of his teammates?

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Go Seattle, Hail Satan.

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Ussr posted:

Yeah people should actually hope we resign Murray because I honestly believe if Randle ever becomes a starter he will carve up defenses in ways Murray doesn't. The only thing stopping him from starting now is Murray hype and Murray is a better blocker.

Also he cant find a hole to save his life

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

Dirk Pitt posted:

Go Seattle, Hail Satan.

Agreed I suppose

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

oswald ownenstein posted:

jesus shut the gently caress up with this already

you got the win, just take the win and be glad

it was a clear catch, the rules are stupid, there's no arguing this



"Didn't make a football move"
"But he reached for the goalline"
"Didn't make ENOUGH of a football move. You gotta stretch allllll the way out."

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

oswald ownenstein posted:

jesus shut the gently caress up with this already

you got the win, just take the win and be glad

it was a clear catch, the rules are stupid, there's no arguing this



That isn't how possession works.

Come on we have been through this.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Ribsauce posted:

By which one of his teammates?

this ain't the seahawks

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Touchdowns are awesome, but "The Plane" is the stupidest thing in football.

uhhhh there is literally no better wording or concept you could use to rule touchdowns other than the plane, you realize that right. there is not a single alternative that wouldn't be an absolute clusterfuck

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

MourningView posted:

It was seriously the weirdest looking baby ever and I am glad she had loving and wise parents because oh lordy was she was going to need it, especially being compared to her super hot sister all the time.

What season did Julie get so stacked.

I mean, Julie was a little slow but she was out of Saracen's league

oswald ownenstein
Jan 30, 2011

KING FAGGOT OF THE SHITPOST KINGDOM

Man, what a classy winner!

Will make the loss to Seattle look that much sweeter at least.

troofs
Feb 28, 2011

The better Manning.

oswald ownenstein posted:

it was a clear catch, the rules are stupid, there's no arguing this

Yo I actually think it should have been a catch but the reason they overturned it is because they decided he didn't have control before the ball hit the ground, so it doesn't matter that his elbow is down there

just fyi

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Detroit_Dogg posted:

You are so dumb that the University of Phoenix had to create a rejection letter just for you.

You're right. Sorry. Let's compare football rules we don't like with the Holocaust next.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I feel like Dez reaching for the end zone after taking two steps should constitute an act common to the game, but whatever.

Now this is just one step to dang far Mr. Pseydonym!!!!!

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Touchdowns are awesome, but "The Plane" is the stupidest thing in football.

Hand Row
May 28, 2001

oswald ownenstein posted:

jesus shut the gently caress up with this already

you got the win, just take the win and be glad

it was a clear catch, the rules are stupid, there's no arguing this



Your circles are meaningless. What a drop.

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Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER
They should simplify the concept of possession and remove the element of time. If it's in your hands and you get both feet on the ground in bounds, then it's a catch. Period. I'm really tired of this endless debate every year.

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