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VirtualStranger
Aug 20, 2012

:lol:
For all of you freaking out about that Suffolk poll



They were literally one of the least accurate pollsters in Iowa

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Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


They're right, Pete is going to win


if we don't all donate and text and call for Bernie

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


I'm doing 2 of those

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


spoke is BROKE


too much bern

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Sigh...

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

drat... Can we get some Bernie Sanders

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

look we lost count, can we just do the whole thing again? :kiddo:

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

The Xkdc Larper posted:

Phone banked nevada last night, and folks, the one person out of 37 that answered, didn't hang up, and said they were gonna vote in the caucuses made it worth it

hell yeah. nevada's really important for how the race is going to play out and, especially given how close iowa just was, every vote counts.

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:

Chokes McGee posted:

look we lost count, can we just do the whole thing again? :kiddo:

Bernie wins by a huge margin due to having the only people committed enough to come back for a second time. Consequently, the results are not fully announced until September.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

SorePotato posted:

drat... Can we get some Bernie Sanders

Coming right up

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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

SorePotato posted:

drat... Can we get some Bernie Sanders

https://twitter.com/philly_bernie/status/1225903095256932352

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Cancelling the federally owned student debt is such a no brainer. You don't even have to make it about them not paying back a debt. You could reframe it as the government printed up a bunch of money and gave it to students so that they could get an education because that is a good and worthwhile investment for the country.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


How much staff does Bernie have in NH now? Last I read it was around ~90 in September.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



these "democrats"...they are doomed

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

now that we have 100% of supposed results I would love it if some stats person would do the math to figure out how likely it is that the IDP just so happened to release the results in order of worst-for-Bernie to best-for-Bernie, would really be the nail in their coffin imo to be able to tell people "yeah statistically speaking there's like a 1 in 10 trillion chance that they just so happened to randomly finish and release the results in that order"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


I will say that I would expect there to be more SDE errors effecting the candidates who got the most of them, and for berniacs on twitter to find more of the errors that favored bernie's opponents at his expense.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Doc Hawkins posted:

I will say that I would expect there to be more SDE errors effecting the candidates who got the most of them, and for berniacs on twitter to find more of the errors that favored bernie's opponents at his expense.

they also found some for Warren

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Doc Hawkins posted:

I will say that I would expect there to be more SDE errors effecting the candidates who got the most of them, and for berniacs on twitter to find more of the errors that favored bernie's opponents at his expense.

on the other hand it's rigged against bernie 100% and bernie still won

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


opposable thumbs.db posted:

I know I'll be up against the wall when the time comes, but until then I hope I can help.



:bernpop:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Mind_Taker posted:

on the other hand it's rigged against bernie 100% and bernie still won

yeah, cf:

Doc Hawkins posted:

these "democrats"...they are doomed

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
looking forward to Bernie tipping Mike Bloomberg a new one tonight. :getin:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ratbert90 posted:

looking forward to Bernie tipping Mike Bloomberg a new one tonight. :getin:

Will mini Mike get the box he wanted?

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Hey

Get a load of this

That pete buttigieg??

Hes what I call a DemonRat :smugmrgw:

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!
Bloomberg isn't going to be a factor in the next 3 contests, Butt is the enemy now. good thing is everyone loving hates him.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Chokes McGee posted:

so here's the thing about iowa

after all the gnashing and wailing of teeth and ratfucking and everything

bernie won

let me repeat that

BERNIE WON


because he knows what the gently caress he's doing and his campaign is a well oiled goddamn machine and he was smart enough to keep the receipts, the narrative over the course of the week went from BUTTIGIEG'S SURPRISE WIN to BUTTIGIEG EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS to BUTTIGIEG AND SANDERS TIE to SOMETHING hosed HAPPENED IN IOWA IDK MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST IGNORE IT. Meanwhile Bernie is still steamrolling everyone in fundraising, especially every time something like this happens

people are worried about one new hampshire poll that flies in the face of everything we've seen so far and has been conducted so far out there's no way the ratfucking would've affected it yet. I am not saying we have this wrapped up, that kind of hubris doomed the clinton campaign. continue to donate and volunteer until it hurts. but do not be afraid of the dnc potentially ratfucking. they tried that already. they tried to straight up rig the results, openly and nakedly, without even trying to cover it, and not only did they gently caress it up and get called out but



BERNIE


loving


SANDERS


STILL


WON



there are many opportunities for them to take a shot at bernie but their wave has crashed upon the rocks and do not let anyone else convince you otherwise. bernie was made stronger by this, not weaker. he is going to go hard at new hampshire and nevada. we haven't won poo poo yet but we are, by mathematical definition, already winning

not one step backwards

THE ONE WITH THE KEYBOARD POSTS

THE ONE WITHOUT THE KEYBOARD FOLLOWS HIM

WHEN THE ONE WITH THE KEYBOARD FALLS, THE ONE WITHOUT THE KEYBOARD PICKS UP THE KEYBOARD AND POSTS

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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

ratbert90 posted:

looking forward to Bernie tipping Mike Bloomberg a new one tonight. :getin:

He's at the next one. Not this one.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Thoguh posted:

He's at the next one. Not this one.

Booooooo. I want people to hammer him on Stop and Frisk and just being a lovely person overall.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Deified Data posted:

Pete is just as guilty of stealing Warren's thunder and her promised place in the spotlight as Bernie is. She hates them both and will endorse neither. She will only endorse "the eventual nominee". She is every bit as petty as Clinton but craven about it instead of belligerent.

Hillary is at least confident enough to stab her enemies in the heart, Warren just pretends to be an ally an then stabs people in the back

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
:bern101:

Bernieeeeeeeeeeeee Sanders

shit is weak
May 17, 2008

Slaw doggin' it
Bernie.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Gringostar posted:

prime av material imo



oh man, there has to be a pete one of these

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Fleetwood posted:

oh man, there has to be a pete one of these

not official but lol anyway

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
This guy knows what's up:

https://twitter.com/_waleedshahid/status/1225521979475648512

If you watch the extended version of this he goes into an embarrassing boomer explanation of how the kids heard democratic socialist and said "Democracy, I like that, and social...social media, that's cool!"

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Gringostar posted:

not official but lol anyway



lmao pete def has that george will bow tie look about him

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Sanders

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWhtcU4-xAM

bernie sanders

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

NotWearingPants posted:


If you watch the extended version of this he goes into an embarrassing boomer explanation of how the kids heard democratic socialist and said "Democracy, I like that, and social...social media, that's cool!"

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

NotWearingPants posted:

This guy knows what's up:

https://twitter.com/_waleedshahid/status/1225521979475648512

If you watch the extended version of this he goes into an embarrassing boomer explanation of how the kids heard democratic socialist and said "Democracy, I like that, and social...social media, that's cool!"

The kids love Facebook. It's why Trump won the election.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Kids like apples, and playing jacks. That’s why they love the flavor of Apple Jacks

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

This day is call'd the feast of Kingfish.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Kingfish
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint Kingfish."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his bans,
And say "These wounds I had on Kingfish's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words—
Bernie the King, Brianna and Turner,
Cornell and Peter, Sirota and Rogan—
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Huey Kingfish shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we Sanders siblings;
For he to-day that sheds his posts with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in Hampshire now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Kingfish's day

shame on an IGA has issued a correction as of 00:51 on Feb 8, 2020

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