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AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
Joseph Blacker

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Joopjan
Nov 5, 2009
such enthusiasm

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991


stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Prince ali looks dignified, trustworthy. Unfortunately for him they're not the qualities he needs.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Somehow I doubt that

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Did Ali do some cocaine before this speech he's sniffing a lot

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began
The best thing he has going for him is that he's already rich as gently caress so he doesn't need the graft.

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

"By institutionalising corporate governance and decision making"

*phew* Thrilling stuff

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Crazy Ted posted:

Did Ali do some cocaine before this speech he's sniffing a lot

If you've ever seen someone on cocaine you'd know this is literally impossible. He'd be more likely to start yelling.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Prince Ali needs to start talking about how he faced the galloping hordes, hundred bad guys with swords, and sent those goons to their lords.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Crazy Ted posted:

Did Ali do some cocaine before this speech he's sniffing a lot
maybe blatter poisoned him

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

who's spamming suarez did nothing wrong in the chat?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I too am going to watch this 3 hour stream where Joseph Blatter gets reelected at the end

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

shoplifter posted:

The best thing he has going for him is that he's already rich as gently caress so he doesn't need the graft.

Being rich as gently caress has never ever ever ever ever been a precursor to "not wanting to obtain more wealth".

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

"Listen to your conscience"

lol nobody there has a conscience

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


El Hefe posted:

I too am going to watch this 3 hour stream where Joseph Blatter gets reelected at the end

:agreed:

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
*cue imperial march*

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Blatter will just say "check under your seat" and go back to his seat.

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Time to start the Blatter drinking game. One swig for every mention of the term 'solidarity', 'racism' or implication of a conspiracy.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Next 15 minutes summary

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
ffs don't speak in stupid French.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Ummmm.... translator?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Tigey posted:

Time to start the Blatter drinking game. One swig for every mention of the term 'solidarity', 'racism' or implication of a conspiracy.
"family"

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

Tigey posted:

Time to start the Blatter drinking game. One swig for every mention of the term 'solidarity', 'racism' or implication of a conspiracy.

Wait I'll run those through google translate first

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Prince Ali's problem is that he didn't have a hype man up there with him.

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began

Lid posted:

Being rich as gently caress has never ever ever ever ever been a precursor to "not wanting to obtain more wealth".

I hear you, but we're talking billions upon billions, not millions and 'i need to keep the money coming.' At the worst, he's far cleaner than Blatter. I still want Blatter to win just to see the aftermath.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I'm translating for you guys: he's saying a load of crap about how he is thankful for everything

oldman
Dec 15, 2003
grumpy
Why the gently caress am I listening to this loving moon swiss French poo poo without the lord's English?Q!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
So the French translator wandered off during the most important speech of the entire conference. You loving tosser.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
We all know you speak English you prick

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Oh there he loving is, thanks you fucktard.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
hahahaha the translator is here suddenly
did he just wander off before the speech?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
motherfucking translator sleeping on the job

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
Levolutions

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

OH LOOK THE TRANSLATOR WOKE UP FROM HIS NAP

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

Dravs posted:

Blatter you put the wrong skin costume on!!



see, that guy they'll jail

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
And I wanta... *translator gets confused*

this guy is so loving bad

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

I want to fix FIFA, together will all of you people who have been taking bribes with me

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life

Lid posted:

So the French translator wandered off during the most important speech of the entire conference. You loving tosser.

Well he's back and he sucks.

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
he speaks like a priest.

that translator sucks rear end, holy poo poo.

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