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Zil posted:How do you feel about while on honeymoon? I don't want to seem unreasonable
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:24 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Haha that black magic story is something else. I'm confused at all parties. He missed a family event because there was no one awake and he didn't want to wake someone up so they could open the door? I get not wanting to wake someone up....but usually the door to the house isn't locked from the insider, couldn't he just leave? If he couldn't just leave, it's justified completely to wake someone up, I'm so confused. Yeah I stopped reading about 1/3 the way through, between that really confusing story and the awful writing (The guy seems like possibly ESL or he is just awful at english), I had to stop.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:25 |
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MF_James posted:Yeah I stopped reading about 1/3 the way through, between that really confusing story and the awful writing (The guy seems like possibly ESL or he is just awful at english), I had to stop. It reminds me of Brazil.txt in it's rambling-ness. And also the part.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:25 |
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new phone who dis posted:I'm a 38 year old goon and there's a 22 year old fairly hot girl that goes to the same bar as me on Friday and I think she's DTF. On a score of 1 to Woody Allen, where would I fall if I did this? Are you related to her? By law or blood? If not than not reached Woody Allen level and you get a green light.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:25 |
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new phone who dis posted:I'm a 38 year old goon and there's a 22 year old fairly hot girl that goes to the same bar as me on Friday and I think she's DTF. On a score of 1 to Woody Allen, where would I fall if I did this? edit: assuming you aren't married to her mom
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:26 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:You have the SA moderator seal of approval but admittedly the standards there have slipped. So, we've added don't gently caress your step-daughter to the Don't gently caress list? When will the tyranny end!
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:27 |
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Zil posted:Are you related to her? By law or blood? I still feel kind of skeezed out by it. Reading this thread has added to that feeling haha.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:28 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:You have the SA moderator seal of approval but admittedly the standards there have slipped. Nah, but there are some red flags for me. She's slept with a few people in my extended social circle. She just got fired from her bartender job for always showing up late and isn't currently working. If I hit it and quit it I would have to see her semi-regularly. I was 16 when she was born. Just little things, haha.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:30 |
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Add 4 more years to that, bub. It's The Law
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:30 |
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new phone who dis posted:I still feel kind of skeezed out by it. Reading this thread has added to that feeling haha. If it's a casual thing, go for it. Just don't try to marry her or get stalker-ish if she shoots your rear end down and you will have avoided all of the r/relationships pitfalls. ...and I guess don't let her mom rant at your mom about voodoo magic for 13 hours either.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:40 |
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new phone who dis posted:Nah, but there are some red flags for me. She's slept with a few people in my extended social circle. She just got fired from her bartender job for always showing up late and isn't currently working. If I hit it and quit it I would have to see her semi-regularly. I was 16 when she was born. Just little things, haha. The age difference is the smallest red flag in that sentence filled with red flags just fyi go ahead and stick your dick in crazy if you're lucky she'll get pregnant
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:43 |
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Zahgaegun posted:The age difference is the smallest red flag in that sentence filled with red flags just fyi *grunts in Pick-demon voice* But she's hot!
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:44 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:46 |
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new phone who dis posted:*grunts in Pick-demon voice* Lol
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:55 |
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sandoz posted:what I got you fam. Disclaimer: this is all bullshit that no one but incels believe. Young virgin women only have pretty innie vaginas with no protruding labia. But starting at 13 they start getting that pussy beaten up by massive Chad cock. This causes their vaginas to extend out big floppy brown labia aka a roastie because it looks like roast beef by the age of 16. 16 being the time they cement the fact they are all whores. Incels are horrid loving people
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:57 |
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Errant Gin Monks posted:I got you fam. it's interesting in an anthropological way because it proves they get all their anatomical knowledge from porn incel-dom is only possible w/ porn, really, I think. they wouldn't have this huge lack of knowledge even if they retained the services of prostitutes
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:01 |
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Have we talked about nasolabial folds yet?
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:03 |
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Me [27M], never had a girlfriend, starting to hurt a bit.quote:Hello there ! I'm using a throwaway with this one, I want it to be anonymous.
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Haifisch posted:Me [27M], never had a girlfriend, starting to hurt a bit. Start raising rabbits.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:06 |
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Haifisch posted:Me [27M], never had a girlfriend, starting to hurt a bit. Another budding incel.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:07 |
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new phone who dis posted:I'm a 38 year old goon and there's a 22 year old fairly hot girl that goes to the same bar as me on Friday and I think she's DTF. On a score of 1 to Woody Allen, where would I fall if I did this? is this even controversial at all? when i was 20-21 i dated a 32 year old woman and then a 38 year old one. e: and my wife and i have about the same age gap as you two
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precision posted:is this even controversial at all? when i was 20-21 i dated a 32 year old woman and then a 38 year old one. I don't really know how controversial it is. I've always been within 5 years or so and so have most people I know.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:12 |
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precision posted:is this even controversial at all? when i was 20-21 i dated a 32 year old woman and then a 38 year old one. Also people judge younger guy/older woman way less than older guy/younger woman for various reasons.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:13 |
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Errant Gin Monks posted:I got you fam. And if want to read more of their insanity, stop on by the Incel thread. For a taste of the crazy
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:20 |
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Nobody's junk is particularly beautiful or handsome, hth.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:22 |
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Mods please rename me to lasting sexual taint
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:24 |
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precision posted:is this even controversial at all? when i was 20-21 i dated a 32 year old woman and then a 38 year old one. It's a p red flag if he was trying to make things serious, like 38 dating a 22 is clearly exploiting some issues on the younger party's fault, which is backed up by everything else he described about her. Also there's like a billion stories itt of 30 something manchilds dating fresh out of college young women and every single time the issues are all because the manchild never grew up so it's sort of just a general red flag. If it's just sex then it's more w/e in my book, but I'm sure some people would still consider it exploitative. WampaLord posted:You do not go to a wedding with another date if you're already dating someone. This is one of the firmest unwritten rules I can think of. What about bringing another date to your own wedding?
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:31 |
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Women don't actually bleach their roastie flaps in any part of the world, do they?
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:32 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Women don't actually bleach their roastie flaps in any part of the world, do they? Sweet summer child, etc etc
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:34 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Women don't actually bleach their roastie flaps in any part of the world, do they? There are products for pinkening your nipples so maybe they exist for your flaps too.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:35 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Women don't actually bleach their roastie flaps in any part of the world, do they? People get their rear end in a top hat bleached, so I don't see why genitals would not as well.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:35 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Women don't actually bleach their roastie flaps in any part of the world, do they? No. You bleach buttholes. but you dye the labia
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:35 |
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Sir, this is a gynecologist's office.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:36 |
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Zil posted:And if want to read more of their insanity, stop on by the Incel thread. /r/Incels: "That sounds untrue, but I'm certainly willing to buy into it!"
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:52 |
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ArbitraryC posted:There are products for pinkening your nipples so maybe they exist for your flaps too. if they aren't brown, I'm shutting it down
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 01:55 |
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They better be pink or I'm hitting the stink
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:00 |
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Blue Train posted:if they aren't brown, I'm shutting it down *rolls up citation into and puts it in* Closed by order of county inspector
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Zahgaegun posted:They better be pink or I'm hitting the stink Which better be bleached or I will autistically screech.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 02:03 |
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Better be monochrome or it's off to the thunderdome.
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Labia yellow kill a fellow Labia black she banging jack
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