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peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

it's nothing personal i just think men should be run down like dogs and shot in the streets no offense

me irl.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Did you hold one up like simba

picccss

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Did you hold one up like simba

i only do this at sunrise in front of all the other dogs

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord
Why is my ceiling meowing at 3AM?

Cue me trying to decide if I'm going to die or only end up in hospital whilst carrying a cat in one hand down a 10 foot rickety wooden ladder from an attic. Dear roomies, put poo poo away if you keep christmas decorations up there.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

VanSandman posted:

i only do this at sunrise in front of all the other dogs

they're starting to look like real puppies!!!!!!

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Donkay NOoo posted:

they're starting to look like real puppies!!!!!!
ripe puppies, great! just in time to test out the cute = tasty theory

this batch should go in the blender, imo. puppy juice sounds majestic

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
gonna hire you for archie

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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quackster go blend your own face and drink it

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

i saw a flower shop at lunch and on my way back bought flowers for my wife who is going to get suprise flowers tonight

Sex Beef 2.0
Jan 14, 2012

Bitchtard posted:

i saw a flower shop at lunch and on my way back bought flowers for my wife who is going to get suprise flowers tonight

Bitchtard has a wife??? Adding this to the Bitchtard Chronicles...

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Sex Beef 2.0 posted:

Bitchtard has a wife??? Adding this to the Bitchtard Chronicles...

Well, he thinks he does.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Wolvorine posted:

Don't let the other men know, but some of us guys watch(ed) the gently caress out of Gilmore Girls, too.

:ssh: I'm with ya buddy. Also having Jessica Biel didn't hurt :getin:

I watch the gently caress out of chick shows like say yes to the dress, bridezillas, bad girls club, tough love. its all good.

Demon Of The Fall fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Dec 17, 2013

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Demon Of The Fall posted:

:ssh: I'm with ya buddy. Also having Jessica Biel didn't hurt :getin:

I watch the gently caress out of chick shows like say yes to the dress, bridezillas, bad girls club, tough love. its all good.

I think you're mixing up Gilmore Girls with 7th Heaven. Gilmore Girls was a much better show.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Demon Of The Fall posted:

:ssh: I'm with ya buddy. Also having Jessica Biel didn't hurt :getin:

I watch the gently caress out of chick shows like say yes to the dress, bridezillas, bad girls club, tough love. its all good.

how do you watch these shows, I guess just wanting to watch maury with all women? I like nice shows though like my fair wedding, bride always cries (in joy) :shobon:

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
honey boo boo is the greatest thing to happen to tv since the real housewives franchise and ru pauls drag race

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Schmeichy posted:

I think you're mixing up Gilmore Girls with 7th Heaven. Gilmore Girls was a much better show.

You're right! Jesus actually I watched both shows now that I think about it. I had a fiance for 5 years and she made me watch them I think she turned me gay

edit: other cool shows: millionaire matchmaker, rupaul's drag race, david tutera

Demon Of The Fall fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Dec 17, 2013

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
yeah im camp as a row of tents and even i could never handle 7th heaven

though maybe it was the god poo poo not the campiness

either way, gilmore girls rules and i would rather stay home and marathon it than go to stupid work

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

only a soulless person can get through a 7th heaven episode without your eyes rolling around in your head the entire time

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Fruity Gordo posted:

honey boo boo is the greatest thing to happen to tv since the real housewives franchise and ru pauls drag race

honey boo boo is literally trash
trash tv made for trashy people by trashy people
dont be trashy
dont watch

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
im cool with being trash if i get to watch a tiny beauty queen eat sketti

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
van sandman do you watch john waters films and just tut the whole time

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
'gosh divine just put a steak in her crotch this just isnt ladylike' *is watching a film whose premise is people fighting for the title of filthiest people alive*

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

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VanSandman posted:

honey boo boo is literally trash
trash tv made for trashy people by trashy people
dont be trashy
dont watch

i am disappointed in your opinions today, first saying that cats are bad and now this

that was an excuse to ask this, how high is the temptation to burrow into the middle of the puppy pile that's goin on right now and go to sleep covered in soft warm puppies

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
I like watching Toddlers in Tiaras for the closeted pageant Dads that hand sew little sparkly dresses. And I watched Seventh Heaven because I wanted to be Ruthie (she was adorable and had an awesome room.) For a pastor, that dude had a huge house.

E: typing fail

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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vaguely posted:

i am disappointed in your opinions today, first saying that cats are bad and now this

that was an excuse to ask this, how high is the temptation to burrow into the middle of the puppy pile that's goin on right now and go to sleep covered in soft warm puppies

you ask as if i havent already

Fruity Gordo posted:

van sandman do you watch john waters films and just tut the whole time

i dont watch unpleasant people in general

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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seriously did none of you see my knee on webcam, i was in there for like 30 mins just playing with puppies

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Fruity Gordo posted:

'gosh divine just put a steak in her crotch this just isnt ladylike' *is watching a film whose premise is people fighting for the title of filthiest people alive*

Last year my mom bought me tickets to a John Waters lecture for Christmas. I don't think she quite knew what she was getting herself into, but it ended up being really fun. See him speak if you can, he's a national treasure.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
omg toddlers and tiaras is a loving triumph. there was an episode where shangela showed up to coach a little girl (i think she was her niece?) and it was loving INCREDIBLE

i was meant to see shangela do a show last thursday with latrice motherfuckin royale, but shangela broke her leg so carmen carrera took her place on the tour and holy poo poo that womans boobs are amazing. when i had my photo taken with her i hoisted my tits up and told her she made me feel inadequate and then she shook her boobs in my face and we vogued. it was pretty great

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Crow Jane posted:

Last year my mom bought me tickets to a John Waters lecture for Christmas. I don't think she quite knew what she was getting herself into, but it ended up being really fun. See him speak if you can, he's a national treasure.

luckyyyyy. he came out a couple of years ago and i missed him because it sold out too quickly, but he's coming out again next year and i'mma buy my ticket next week when i get paid because they just went on sale :iamafag:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Fruity Gordo posted:

luckyyyyy. he came out a couple of years ago and i missed him because it sold out too quickly, but he's coming out again next year and i'mma buy my ticket next week when i get paid because they just went on sale :iamafag:

Good luck! He's amazing and hilarious. I finally get to see Nick Cave next summer, it's like our countries have swapped awesomely sleazy old dudes

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
oh nice! nick cave is great, i saw him like a decade ago and he was awesome

ok maybe 7 years ago. but still. i should go see that dude aqgain

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I'm really excited. Although, I first got into him through the b-sides collection a friend ripped for me, so I doubt he'll play my *very* favorite songs. "The Ballad of Robert Moore and Betty Coltrane!!!" is a bit of a long-winded thing to shout come encore time

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
On the topic of trashy reality tv, anybody watch Dance Moms here? I follow that show religiously, it's my secret shame

Eustachy
May 7, 2013
ack my tits

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Eustachy posted:

ack my tits

Bag Balm and a bra fitting

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Crow Jane posted:

Bag Balm and a bra fitting

haha they make balm for tits? really?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

VanSandman posted:

haha they make balm for tits? really?

For a creepy creeper who stalks this thread like a wannabe Ted Bundy you know absolutely nothing about the various lotions, salves, and tinctures it can put on its skin, and then back in the basket.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Bag Balm: Bovine yes, but I like it too

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Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

VanSandman posted:

haha they make balm for tits? really?

you know women have been menstruating, had breast pain, breastfed, had breast pain, and gone through menopause and had breast pain for a very long time, right?

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