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RISCy Business posted:you wouldn't download a blowjob
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im a fellatio bot! stop all the downloadin’
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 00:55 |
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Heavy_D posted:yeah, as raymond would say you're already on the other side of the airtight seal really want to see raymond's reaction to "hey someone referenced your work in response to a security issue about internet blowjobs"
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 00:57 |
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Powaqoatse posted:im a fellatio bot! stop all the downloadin’ help fellatio bot
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 00:57 |
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fuckin' robots putting good honest fellatio barns out of business!
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flakeloaf posted:so the system where a total stranger can give instructions to the robot strapped to your dick is flawed because there's an xss exploit on the site that wait can we go back to the first part again
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 01:23 |
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that's funny, but the second part means you can send arbitrary USB packets to the blowjob device instead of merely sending arbitrary blowjobs using the first part so if the device firmware is smart enough to refuse your custom squid beak blowjob, well, then you can just replace the firmware via malformed USB commands
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 02:26 |
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i wrote this as a joke back in feb 2015 for one of the bitcoin threadscode:
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 02:39 |
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Heresiarch posted:i wrote this as a joke back in feb 2015 for one of the bitcoin threads p.s. welcome back heresiarch
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 03:00 |
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Heresiarch posted:i wrote this as a joke back in feb 2015 for one of the bitcoin threads I'm rather explicitly the jerkphone Edit: anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.2 - Why won't you XSS me after a blowjob? Volmarias fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Nov 23, 2017 |
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Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.2 - Why won't you XSS me after a blowjob?
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 04:47 |
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pseudorandom name posted:that's funny, but the second part means you can send arbitrary USB packets to the blowjob device instead of merely sending arbitrary blowjobs using the first part tbh the primary application i see for this is, hacking blowjob machines to chew men's dicks off not bite, chew
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 08:38 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:tbh the primary application i see for this is, hacking blowjob machines to chew men's dicks off please don't kinkshame
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 08:48 |
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anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.2 - Why won't you XSS me after a blowjob?
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 13:27 |
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Fixing the security of teledildonics is a PPSPACE problem
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 14:59 |
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anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.2 - Why won't you XSS me after a blowjob?
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 15:01 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:tbh the primary application i see for this is, hacking blowjob machines to chew men's dicks off Sending bad bits to byte your dick Zil fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Nov 23, 2017 |
# ? Nov 23, 2017 15:56 |
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Unrelated to internet pocket pussies, I was wondering: is there any reason beyond laziness that iOS apps don't use the password manager built-in, so you don't have to stay logged in, and don't need to make a "phone-type" password?
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 18:18 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Unrelated to internet pocket pussies, I was wondering: are you asking why they don't use the relatively new and platform-dependent password manager or why they don't have the login as a webview with a share sheet link that allows something like 1password to link in?
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 18:25 |
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yeah, apps either don't support any sort of password management o skip straight to touch-id which is arguably less secure apple really needs to support different touch-id levels
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Grassy Knowles posted:are you asking why they don't use the relatively new and platform-dependent password manager or why they don't have the login as a webview with a share sheet link that allows something like 1password to link in? I’m asking why, on an app designed for that platform, does it not take advantage of that platform’s password store. I’m not familiar with iOS development and restrictions, this is a legit question. Hell, the second version of the question you made is good too. I know the basics about security, so seeing how so many websites push using their custom app I don’t see why they don’t make any kind of effort to make password manager use feasible past an awkward copy and paste that doesn’t always work. Please, effort post at me.
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MononcQc posted:Fixing the security of teledildonics is a PPSPACE problem
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 21:09 |
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Volmarias posted:I'm rather explicitly the jerkphone
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Unrelated to internet pocket pussies, I was wondering: most apps i use have upgraded to integrate keychain
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 23:52 |
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https://twitter.com/joernchen/status/933707416679612416
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 23:56 |
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Uh oh.
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 00:03 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I’m asking why, on an app designed for that platform, does it not take advantage of that platform’s password store. I’m not familiar with iOS development and restrictions, this is a legit question. i've started seeing the key icon on the bar above the keyboard in every app password field, so i think apple might've fixed that? still annoyed most of them don't save it that way during sign up, though
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 00:21 |
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Isn't that just the github issues page?
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 01:01 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I’m asking why, on an app designed for that platform, does it not take advantage of that platform’s password store. I’m not familiar with iOS development and restrictions, this is a legit question. The extent of my personal knowledge of ios app development was exhausted in my question, I don't know the answer either--except that the iOS password store was only accessible to Safari until iOS 11, so it may require updates to apps? I do know I massively prefer the share sheet to the iCloud password manager.
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 01:03 |
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minato posted:Is that what the jerkstore calls you on to say they're running out of lube? Why would you get your lube from the jerk store, let alone so much and so frequently that they'd call you to give you a heads up? A shameful lube user.
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 01:29 |
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Our CSO wants me to setup NAC on every single desk and wall port in a new office. My plan of only patching the six we need (and ensuring NAC on them) is apparently not secure enough and I need to ensure that the unpatched ports are also safe..
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 02:42 |
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Phrosphor posted:Our CSO wants me to setup NAC on every single desk and wall port in a new office. My plan of only patching the six we need (and ensuring NAC on them) is apparently not secure enough and I need to ensure that the unpatched ports are also safe.. i mean if someone has access to your switches to patch cable you're probably boned anyway, seems like a pointless exercise
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 03:35 |
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are they just doing one of those checkbox security audit things that people with cissp's are really into
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 03:36 |
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we had a security audit once and it was laughable, bikeshedding in the most purest form. We have a bunch of real architectural problems that need solving but none of those were even brought up and instead we got this hundred-point long bullet list filled with poo poo like "make sure each security domain uses different colored patch cables". yeah cheers can you define what our security domains even are?
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 06:27 |
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i dont want to thumbnail the first tweet of the thread but holy poo poo read it; pee tape is almost here https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/933772881737240583
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 10:43 |
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They're in the middle of a security audit here at work, and it's been great. They've taken to scanning the network for VPN's and mailing the network infrastructure team when they find one with screenshots from Shodan. Their office doesn't have any information about usage, and so every e-mail from them treats this like an intrusion. edit: Forgot the best part. They leap-frogged the network infrastructure team to send an e-mail to end-users asking them to run a linked script as admin on every one of their Windows machines and e-mail back the results. All communication about network security usually goes through that team, and they've decided to phish their own organization instead. ErIog fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Nov 24, 2017 |
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Jewel posted:i dont want to thumbnail the first tweet of the thread but holy poo poo read it; pee tape is almost here https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/933772881737240583 i don’t want to ruin your day but this guy seems to be taking the piss because it’s from kanye west’s famous Bulgogi Hoagie fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Nov 24, 2017 |
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:i don’t want to ruin your day but this guy seems to be taking the piss that said, the piss tape is definitely real
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 11:22 |
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why does everyone ruin my hopes and dreams vv Well, he only "did the analysis", not "leaked" the original video Jewel fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Nov 24, 2017 |
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Jewel posted:why does everyone ruin my hopes and dreams
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