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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Pinning all my hopes for a billion dollar company on a guy who could cough up his failing heart any given hour of the day

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
That’s when Stone Cold shows up wearing a suit jacket, a poorly tied necktie and jean shorts to take the rudderless company to new, creative heights.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Pinning all my hopes for a billion dollar company on a guy who could cough up his failing heart any given hour of the day

He had a broken heart after Vince destroyed all his hardwork in NXT, and now his heart is healed because his father-in-law is gone & he is once again King of Kings, Shahanshah.

Note: I may not be a doctor & this may not be how hearts work

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
WWE is so objectively good, there’s no longer a need to discuss it.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010




Lol

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Gonz posted:

That’s when Stone Cold shows up wearing a suit jacket, a poorly tied necktie and jean shorts to take the rudderless company to new, creative heights.

oh poo poo lil daisy dukes Austin was when he meant business

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Pinning all my hopes for a billion dollar company on a guy who could cough up his failing heart any given hour of the day

I thought you were making a Roman Reigns leukemia/covid joke at first...

Lots of hanging... lots of threads...

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!

ThePariah posted:

WWE is so objectively good, there’s no longer a need to discuss it.

SIGMAFED Mindset. Preach my friend, we are beyond the booking glass.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Eat My Fuc posted:

SIGMAFED Mindset. Preach my friend, we are beyond the booking glass.

lmao

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
let's talk about the thrilling debut of Solo Sikoa

Manwithastick
Jul 26, 2010

I’ve not been watching the fed, have any of the HHH returns been of any interest?

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Manwithastick posted:

I’ve not been watching the fed, have any of the HHH returns been of any interest?

How much did you like Gargano?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Manwithastick posted:

I’ve not been watching the fed, have any of the HHH returns been of any interest?

Dexter Lumis has been fun if you like Miz suffering or, I guess, Dexter Lumis.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Why isn’t it Solo Uso

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Why isn’t it Solo Uso

Because there are 3 of them now dummy

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

History Comes Inside! posted:

Because there are 3 of them now dummy

Larry, Moe, and Uscey

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Manwithastick posted:

I’ve not been watching the fed, have any of the HHH returns been of any interest?

Dexter Lumis, no lie, has been really entertaining.

Gargano is gonna wrestle tonight, but he got a great pop on his return.

Dakota is doing well with IYO and Bayley.

And it's not really returns, but he's put a big focus on KO and Sami who are delivering every week.

Codependent Poster fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Sep 12, 2022

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

quote:

Fightful has learned the following plans for WWE Raw. Please be cognizant of those who wish to avoid spoilers, and avoid posting this in full on social media. Otherwise you have to buy SRS helicopter rides to Bengals games. I'm serious


- Seth Rollins in ring promo


- Matt Riddle vs. Finn Balor


- Dominik promo


- Women's Tag Team Title match: Boujee & Badass vs. Damage CTRL


- Johnny Gargano vs. Chad Gable


- Austin Theory promo


- Women's Title: Bianca Belair vs. Sonya Deville


- Omos in a squash


- Dexter Lumis, The Miz and Maryse are set for a segment


- Edge vs. Dominik Mysterio is scheduled to main event


- Damian Priest, Rhea Ripley, MVP, Otis, Bayley, are all scheduled for the show. Cedric Alexander, Shelton Benjamin, R-Truth and Akira Tozawa are also in town

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Sonya vs Bianca...and the crowd goes mild. :geno:

That's not meant to be a slight against either woman, but like...we saw this match earlier this year and it was basically Bianca beating Sonya, Zelina, and Carmella all at once in a handicap match, with a corrupt referee, in a No-DQ setting.

DarkstarIV fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Sep 13, 2022

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

There sure is a pattern to the people Sonya feuds with!

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
I'm pretty sure anyone here could go out and buy a lottery ticket, and have a better chance of winning that than Sonya has of beating Bianca. In fact, Sonya has only won 1 match in all of 2022. She's 1-27 otherwise. The biggest loser in all of WWE this year, actually!

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

These are genuine crowd reactions, right? I don’t know Seth’s song to know if they are singing along

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Where's Rhea? :mad:

bartok
May 10, 2006




Rhea Seehorn? She's at the Emmys.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

History Comes Inside! posted:

Because there are 3 of them now dummy

drat, I've been owned

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
I am sure someone will post a gif here eventually but I sure hope Iyo is fine and didn't suffer a concussion because Raquel hosed up real bad trying to catch her and basically piledrove her into the ground.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

DarkstarIV posted:

I am sure someone will post a gif here eventually but I sure hope Iyo is fine and didn't suffer a concussion because Raquel hosed up real bad trying to catch her and basically piledrove her into the ground.

Got ya . I'm not 100% sure if her head hit the ground or Raquel's boot

https://i.imgur.com/08ihxQs.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/jRd2SKT.mp4

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
bad catch but she didnt hit her head on the ground, if anything her knee. completely out of position though yea.

Chad Gable vs Johnny Gargano was fun

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Dominick might actually be one of the worst male wrestlers in the business today. He was loving awful tonight in pretty much every single regard.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
I don't know, it's kind of hilarious when he does 3 amigos...

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

DarkstarIV posted:

Dominick might actually be one of the worst male wrestlers in the business today. He was loving awful tonight in pretty much every single regard.

I'm mostly glad that Finn, Rhea, and Priest are getting some shine. If Dominic is a vehicle for that I'm cool with it.

Raw was good tonight.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Dom's even got the mullet like his dad now, the wrestling skills are sure to follow

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Hirez posted:

I don't know, it's kind of hilarious when he does 3 amigos...

https://i.imgur.com/YW8SvWp.mp4

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

It's so sad lol

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





lol he's so bad

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

even the little wiggle beforehand was so halfhearted lmao

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The Three Ehhmigos

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
I'd say Dominic is basically David Flair 2.0 but that would be an insult to David.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I don't think anybody has got the hip wiggle right on the Three Amigos, no matter how many people try it.

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Gonzo McFee posted:

I don't think anybody has got the hip wiggle right on the Three Amigos, no matter how many people try it.

most people at least give it a try, this has all the enthusiasm of me rolling out of bed before work

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