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JUNGLE BOY: Sep 23, 2019

Dacap posted:

# ? Jan 6, 2023 03:36

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# ? May 28, 2024 02:30

JUNGLE BOY: Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/1611069914063986688?s=20

this came out earlier today before the vince news and I chuckled to myself about the possibility that it was actually cancelled because vince is coming back and told johnny he'd be needed for wrestlemania weekend

# ? Jan 6, 2023 03:43

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Hhh bringing back the ultimate ex-WWE guy

# ? Jan 6, 2023 03:59

mooseinfants: Dec 22, 2014

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Shane�s son Declan is celebrating the news, he must be the Greg in this version of Succession

I sense a plot to destroy the WWE

# ? Jan 6, 2023 04:04

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Orange Carlisle posted:

lol that vince let triple h build back nearly everything he had initially lost including the people around him then decided to come back and crush it all a second time

it rules, op

# ? Jan 6, 2023 04:07

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 6 hours!

vince is back and he's been working out

# ? Jan 6, 2023 04:20

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

Dacap posted:

This is the best thing I�ve ever seen that I�ll never be able to share with anyone irl

# ? Jan 6, 2023 04:22

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Dacap posted:

# ? Jan 6, 2023 04:56

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Triple H watching Vince make his return.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szKwGKPSldQ

# ? Jan 6, 2023 05:04

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

i'm gonna have a great time catching up on the thread, but the news dropped literally as i left for work. Do we have any news besides teh initial report, which includes Vince being willing to stall out media or sell out deals unless he gets what he wants?

# ? Jan 6, 2023 05:44

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004

MorningMoon posted:

i'm gonna have a great time catching up on the thread, but the news dropped literally as i left for work. Do we have any news besides teh initial report, which includes Vince being willing to stall out media or sell out deals unless he gets what he wants?

Nope, that seems to be the bulk of it. Mainly just analysts analyzing things and mostly all coming to the same conclusion: that Vince will gladly burn WWE to the ground and salt the earth afterwards just so that nobody else will be able to run it but him.

# ? Jan 6, 2023 05:52

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

Can't wait for Vince to die and his will say the WWE has to be buried with him

# ? Jan 6, 2023 05:59

JUNGLE BOY: Sep 23, 2019

I swear to god there is nothing funnier than WWE fans panicking that Vince is gonna come back and destroy everything, and they think there is some mechanism that will stop him.

WWE fans spent years giving WWE a pass for the most awful poo poo imaginable. Comcast literally airs the loving Saudi propaganda that WWE produces. the fans have wholly demonstrated to the partners, sponsors, and investors that there is no controversy too damaging for WWE. and now Vince wants to come back and surprise! the partners, sponsors, and investors aren't going to give a poo poo because they're still making loads of money.

# ? Jan 6, 2023 06:05

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

JUNGLE BOY posted:

I swear to god there is nothing funnier than WWE fans panicking that Vince is gonna come back and destroy everything, and they think there is some mechanism that will stop him.

WWE fans spent years giving WWE a pass for the most awful poo poo imaginable. Comcast literally airs the loving Saudi propaganda that WWE produces. the fans have wholly demonstrated to the partners, sponsors, and investors that there is no controversy too damaging for WWE. and now Vince wants to come back and surprise! the partners, sponsors, and investors aren't going to give a poo poo because they're still making loads of money.

Because unlike you they have something called gratitude. They love WWE and are thankful that men like Vince McMahon give them this wonderful entertainment and men like MbS make it possible with their generosity. They don't whine and complain because they like, value and support it. That's why they watch.

# ? Jan 6, 2023 06:12

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004

JUNGLE BOY posted:

I swear to god there is nothing funnier than WWE fans panicking that Vince is gonna come back and destroy everything, and they think there is some mechanism that will stop him.

WWE fans spent years giving WWE a pass for the most awful poo poo imaginable. Comcast literally airs the loving Saudi propaganda that WWE produces. the fans have wholly demonstrated to the partners, sponsors, and investors that there is no controversy too damaging for WWE. and now Vince wants to come back and surprise! the partners, sponsors, and investors aren't going to give a poo poo because they're still making loads of money.

The only thing that's funnier than the WWE fans panicking about Vince's return, are the fans who are celebrating his return. Doubly so if just weeks previously they were "always bad"'ing him, and now have to come up with a new mental contortion to exain that Vince was in fact Always Good, and it was Steph and HHH who were Always Bad, Actually. :laugh:

# ? Jan 6, 2023 06:12

DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

zetamind2000 posted:

Dacap posted:

I love double double E. I LOVE DOUBLE DOUBLE E!

UnleashedDad posted:

This is so loving funny. Nick Khan emptied the full clip but the bastard keeps coming back

Like that goon said: one of the most spiteful boomers in the world comes back with an actual reason to be spiteful? Dude was always deranged but now I�m expecting comedic levels of megalomaniacal lols. Thank you Vince. Now go toss Hunter and Steph to the streets penniless while you sit upon a throne of T Rex skulls.

# ? Jan 6, 2023 07:09

Charity Porno: Aug 2, 2021; by Hand Knit

Dacap posted:

# ? Jan 6, 2023 08:13

Sugar Blaster: Dec 15, 2004; All ears, all eyes, all the time!

In unrelated news, sources close to Miro have told us the AEW star is " actually uhh... super happy" with his current status within the company.

# ? Jan 6, 2023 08:19

Astro7x: Aug 4, 2004; Thinks It's All Real

Majinfoose posted:

Can't wait for Vince to die and his will say the WWE has to be buried with him

If Vince lives as long as his mom, Vince will not die until after Wrestlemania 63

# ? Jan 6, 2023 08:36

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lost in the Vince news is WWE wants Hikuleo signed.

A big stiff who can't work it's just like old times

# ? Jan 6, 2023 08:40

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

guerrillas+hikuleo v the bloodline would be cool, get haku and rikishi to corner each group...

# ? Jan 6, 2023 08:44

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

MJeff posted:

https://twitter.com/BrandonThurston/status/1611108071446544384

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

# ? Jan 6, 2023 09:09

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

The last few pages of this thread have been top tier stuff, just incredible

Lid posted:

Lost in the Vince news is WWE wants Hikuleo signed.

Is this just based on that conspiracy tweet about why his NEVER match was so bad? :v:

# ? Jan 6, 2023 09:26

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

tall

# ? Jan 6, 2023 09:30

keithy george: Jan 8, 2008

# ? Jan 6, 2023 09:39

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Vince gonna show up on a random episode of Raw draped in belts like HHH_Belts.jpeg.

And then he�s gonna shoot fire people backstage on camera. He�ll fire the Usos just because he can. He�ll fire Kevin Owens and then rehire him 45 minutes later. He�ll fire Stephanie and replace her with one of those Boston Dynamics robot dogs.

Truly, anything can happen in the WWE.

# ? Jan 6, 2023 10:34

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Gonz posted:

He�ll fire Stephanie and replace her with one of those Boston Dynamics robot dogs.

Would cut a better promo tbh

# ? Jan 6, 2023 10:40

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Vince: �That�s right! I�m back, you big stupid assholes! Ha ha ha! And guess what? There isn�t a drat thing any one of you can do about it! And i�ve brought someone with me, to act as the Raw Commissioner. And he�s here�right�.now!�

*Vince points to the entrance*

Corey Graves: �Who is it? Who could Mr. McMahon talking about?�

*F. Murray Abraham�s music hits*

Graves: �OH MY GOD THAT�S ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR F. MURRAY ABRAHAM!�

*Abraham walks through the curtain and flips the double bird to the crowd to massive boos*

# ? Jan 6, 2023 10:41

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

Gonz posted:

Vince: “That’s right! I’m back, you big stupid assholes! Ha ha ha! And guess what? There isn’t a drat thing any one of you can do about it! And i’ve brought someone with me, to act as the Raw Commissioner. And he’s here…right….now!”

*Vince points to the entrance*

Corey Graves: “Who is it? Who could Mr. McMahon talking about?”

*F. Murray Abraham’s music hits*

Graves: “OH MY GOD THAT’S ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR F. MURRAY ABRAHAM!”

*Abraham walks through the curtain and flips the double bird to the crowd to massive boos*

I'd pop, he's really good

# ? Jan 6, 2023 11:48

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Majinfoose posted:

I'd pop, he's really good

Hell, same. He�d be the best Raw Commissioner ever.

# ? Jan 6, 2023 11:52

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I'll be curious to see guys like Ryan Satin sharing their "opinions" on this, since that's generally how WWE starts to roll out the company's official policy on things.

Will he say that Vince deserves a 2nd chance? Will he say that HHH did a good job "keeping the lights on" until Vince came back? What new ways will the WWE find of sweeping sex crimes under the rug?

I know I can't wait to watch this insanity unfold.

# ? Jan 6, 2023 12:05

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Is TK and Shad gonna buy the fed?

# ? Jan 6, 2023 13:45

CopywrightMMXI: Jun 1, 2011; One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Is TK and Shad gonna buy the fed?

That would be the funniest option but it�s more likely Universal, if anyone.

# ? Jan 6, 2023 13:51

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

CopywrightMMXI posted:

That would be the funniest option but it’s more likely Universal, if anyone.

Universal buying WWE to rebrand Rip Ride Rocket as WWE THE RIDE and not changing anything about it

# ? Jan 6, 2023 13:54

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

TK buys the WWE, redoes the entire WCW invasion beat for beat and somehow it all culminates in AEW guys facing other AEW guys while the WWE guys get sent to Dark.

# ? Jan 6, 2023 13:55