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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

like, yeah sometimes when I'm getting blazed in the basement I say im going "down to the lab," but that's just cuz it's a cool thing to say. I'm not gonna start wearing a goddang lab coat just to light up I mean, come on

# ? Jun 2, 2016 19:39

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 21:51

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

like, yeah sometimes when I'm getting blazed in the basement I say im going "down to the lab," but that's just cuz it's a cool thing to say. I'm not gonna start wearing a goddang lab coat just to light up I mean, come on

Lab coats have good pockets for weed and weed accessories

# ? Jun 2, 2016 19:43

eonwe

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

Hmm yeah gosh i dunno, would i rather test this weed like some kinda dumb rear end science nerd or would I rather bake it into a dank rear end four cheese lasagna, pile that poo poo high with sauce and get stoned. huh. sorry think i'm gonna have to side with the marisagna on this one

what if you are testing the effects of lasagna laced with weed on the human body

# ? Jun 2, 2016 19:48

FartGhost

i would study science

# ? Jun 2, 2016 19:55

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mister magpie posted:

Lab coats have good pockets for weed and weed accessories

The scientific name is weed places.

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# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:04

Scaly Haylie

drilldo squirt posted:

The scientific name is weed places.

potholes

# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:07

eonwe

Lizard Wizard posted:

potholes

# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Lizard Wizard posted:

potholes

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# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:27

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

all these years spent researching STEM and we finally make a breakthrough: its not the stems OR seeds that get you high, its the buds

:cripes:

# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:29

shinmai: CHK Instruction

FartGhost posted:

i would study science

Controversial choice, for sure, but I like your outside of the box thinking!

# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:29

Bwee

Lizard Wizard posted:

potholes

# ? Jun 2, 2016 20:52

Piso Mojado

Lizard Wizard posted:

potholes

lol

# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:00

Piso Mojado

In retrospect, I would study 'management'.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:02

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Lizard Wizard posted:

potholes

# ? Jun 2, 2016 21:02

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

what about taco study

# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:06

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

did you know that some tacos have a gravitational pull. some tacos can pull your mouth to themselves all on their own! no lie.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:07

treasure bear

the science and art of pickup magic

# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:07

mags: Can't post for 6 hours!

my face is a pot hole

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:08

Ohio State BOOniversity

why is water wet

# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:14

shinmai: CHK Instruction

I actually started thinking about that and now I feel weird

# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:22

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water with nothing it in is just dry :twisted:

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:45

Scaly Haylie

mister magpie posted:

my face is a pot hole

i think you have a problem.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 22:48

playground tough

the presidential trait of not being able to inhale

# ? Jun 2, 2016 23:41

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Human Stupidity. I need to understand how certain people function (or don't).

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Jun 2, 2016 23:43

City of Glompton

hi bwee.

I would study smells. why are some so good, why are some so bad? how can we use them to our benefit? is there such a thing as a free smell?

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 3, 2016 02:48

joke_explainer

I would study human sanity by making grad students prepare like 1,870,000 sample slides to be studied by computers.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:09

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Frankly i would rather be a wizard than a scientist. less scatterplots, plus you can do your research in the great outdoors, or a cool dungeon.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 03:21

Highly Unnecessary

id be a sex scientist that not only studies sex all the time, but also has it

# ? Jun 3, 2016 04:16

MrWillsauce

who would win in a fight goku or superman

# ? Jun 3, 2016 04:29

Android Blues

joke_explainer posted:

I would study human sanity by making grad students prepare like 1,870,000 sample slides to be studied by computers.

then at the end they find out these were just the control computers that dont do anything and are really apple iis under a high tech fascia

# ? Jun 3, 2016 06:55

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Pizza

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# ? Jun 3, 2016 07:25

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I would study a parallel universe where science was wrong

# ? Jun 3, 2016 08:55

Bwee

I would put a banana in a clear but locked box and put former President George W Bush near it and record what happens.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 18:48

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

"why is that banana taunting me...?"

# ? Jun 3, 2016 19:52

shinmai: CHK Instruction

"fool me once, shame on you..."

# ? Jun 3, 2016 20:00

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"fool me twice, and uh... hey! That's no banana! That's yella cake!"

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# ? Jun 3, 2016 20:02

City of Glompton

Splatmaster posted:

"fool me twice, and uh... hey! That's no banana! That's yella cake!"

# ? Jun 3, 2016 20:22

mbt

im a scientist and im frantically writing notes

dont worry i will credit you as second author

# ? Jun 3, 2016 20:32

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

Pizza

# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:03

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 21:51

bean mom

i would study butts+

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