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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW

YOUR rear end BETTER not pick up the telephone

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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Joey McChrist posted:

good ol' rocky, bringing a bagged lunch of ZOA energy to RAW. smart

Great posting today folks

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
but I was told nothing was gonna change like 5 or 7 times this week!!!!

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Hey when you’re making record profits you just don’t have the money to keep paying people.

keithy george
Jan 8, 2008

drat! Why I pick up my dog and bone

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/1616545561636737026

The most depressing porno

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

undertaker looks like the villain of a film about the evils of circumcision

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Pick the least lovely guy of those five.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Kennel posted:

Pick the least lovely guy of those five.

Well HH and HHH seek consent as far as I'm aware?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Probably triple h, has he ever had a scandal or been anything other than an rear end in a top hat in a professional capacity?

Backstage politicking like a motherfucker falls under assholery of the professional type for a wrestler imho so I’m allowing for all of that.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Well HH and HHH seek consent as far as I'm aware?

HH is a proven racist so he’s out.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)



Is this RAW or Grumpy Old Men

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Vince is BACK

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Crossing my fingers and hoping for a Nexus debut style beat down of everyone in that graphic.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


That DICK! posted:

undertaker looks like the villain of a film about the evils of circumcision

The Undertaker posted:

So we're on our way - we get to the middle of Death Valley - 120 degrees, the Big Show's bike runs out of gas. And I pull up next to him and I ask him this question: 'It's 120 degrees, how are you gonna survive?' He looks me straight in the eyes, without hesitation, he says 'I'm gonna wait 'til you go to sleep, I'm gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat YOUR flesh until I find food.' I said 'Good answer big man, but I don't sleep,' and I drove off and left him. I waited on the outskirts of the desert. Two days later, he walks out with a foreskin necktie and foreskin boots, carryin' his Harley-Davidson on his shoulder. The point of the story is this. What used to be known as B'rit Milah will now be known as Armageddon, for little boys foreskins.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

I don't even think of Hulk in connection with Raw.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


Nightmare blunt rotation.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Hasn't there been some poo poo about Hogan getting into Scientology recently?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

of all the freaks in this photo, Hulk somehow looks the most normal

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

That DICK! posted:

undertaker looks like the villain of a film about the evils of circumcision

Lmfao come back to the general thread we miss you

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Undertaker looks like they’ve photoshopped his face onto the side of his head

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Gonzo McFee posted:

Well HH and HHH seek consent as far as I'm aware?

did taker have some sort of sex allegation against him or something?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



History Comes Inside! posted:


HH is a proven racist so he’s out.

Road Dogg preferred the gray.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


1glitch0 posted:

I don't even think of Hulk in connection with Raw.

Hulk has wrestled on I think 8 episodes of Raw. He had one appearance in-ring on the show for a promo in 1993 before leaving, & a couple of pre-taped segments. So yeah, Hulk is not even remotely a Raw guy, but hey, Vince is back baby

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Was mr America ever on raw

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

History Comes Inside! posted:

Was mr America ever on raw

I think he was just on SmackDown but we're talking about Hulk Hogan so I dunno what Mr. America has to do with it.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Hulk ~ Dabbles in scientology. Union buster. Automatic out.
HHH ~ WWE exec. Probable Neo-Nazi. Automatic out.
The Undertaker ~ Union busting chud bully. Out.

It's down to Shawn or Flair. Flair is a raging misogynist and terrible family man but is at least a consummate professional. Shawn has a history of being incredibly unprofessional and a huge dick but I don't know of any explicit sexual or racist inclinations or allegations. (though I'm sure they're there). I think we go with Shawn on this.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Trips also did blackface twice and helped Vince and HBK screw Bret over

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

ChrisBTY posted:

Hulk ~ Dabbles in scientology. Union buster. Automatic out.
HHH ~ WWE exec. Probable Neo-Nazi. Automatic out.
The Undertaker ~ Union busting chud bully. Out.

It's down to Shawn or Flair. Flair is a raging misogynist and terrible family man but is at least a consummate professional. Shawn has a history of being incredibly unprofessional and a huge dick but I don't know of any explicit sexual or racist inclinations or allegations. (though I'm sure they're there). I think we go with Shawn on this.

Shawn at least had the understanding to nix the funeral segment originally planned for NXT this week once word of Jay Briscoe's death came out. He probably wins by default.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



my understanding is HBK is an obnoxious evangelical since he got sober but turned his life around pretty well

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

That DICK! posted:

and now in front of the MILLIONS and MILLIONS of THE ROCKS FANS


Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Kvlt! posted:

my understanding is HBK is an obnoxious evangelical since he got sober but turned his life around pretty well

The Dave Mustaine method of "the only way I can be a bigger rear end in a top hat is if I go evangelical"

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/The305MVP/status/1616466083602468866

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
hurt business was one of the last good things about raw and of course they blew it apart

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

One of the my favorite C list wrestling stories as of late was when Teddy Long went wild on everyone on twitter before people found out he was hacked.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Armitage posted:

Shawn at least had the understanding to nix the funeral segment originally planned for NXT this week once word of Jay Briscoe's death came out. He probably wins by default.

Men who sexually assault women do not win by default. Undertaker is the least lovely guy there.

Hogan has a sexual assault settlement.
Marty Jannetty told stories about him and HBK and others sexually assaulting women.
HHH hired and covered up for DeMott's abuse and the strength trainer's harassment of women.
Undertaker is a lovely right wing racist guy, was a lovely abusive locker room guy
Flair has sexual assault accusations

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jan 21, 2023

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

quote:

- Tag Contender Tourney: Drew McIntyre & Sheamus vs. Viking Raiders

- LA Knight match

- Tag Contender Tourney: Los Lotharios vs. Hit Row

- Charlotte Flair promo

- Tag Contender Tourney: Brawling Brutes vs. Imperium

- Shayna Baszler segment

- Cody Rhodes video package

- Tag Contender Tourney: Legado Del Fantasma vs. Maximum Male Models

- Roman Reigns and Kevin Owens contract signing


- Sarah Logan is officially Valhalla internally. She's set for the show.

- Gunther, Santos Escobar, Maxxine Dupri, Zelina Vega, B-Fab are all set for the show

- Xia Li vs. Liv Morgan is the pre-show dark match.

- Usos vs. Street Profits is the post-show dark match

- Sonya Deville is set for Charlotte's in ring promo.

- A Bray Wyatt backstage segment is set to follow LA Knight's match.

- The opening tag match and entrances are expected to get a good amount of time.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Wow 30 years of Raw wow

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
I heard it’s the longest running episodic tv show

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

MassRafTer posted:

Men who sexually assault women do not win by default. Undertaker is the least lovely guy there.

Hogan has a sexual assault settlement.
Marty Jannetty told stories about him and HBK and others sexually assaulting women.
HHH hired and covered up for DeMott's abuse and the strength trainer's harassment of women.
Undertaker is a lovely right wing racist guy, was a lovely abusive locker room guy
Flair has sexual assault accusations

Good point.

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Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


Kennel posted:

Pick the least lovely guy of those five.

the guy at WWE HQ who wrote the tweet

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