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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Dango Bango posted:

Does it go faster if you're on mushrooms? :dadjoke:

nothing goes faster on mushrooms

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


I think of the 3 Collisions I been to live that was the best top to bottom one. Nothing bad and three really good to great matches

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

MJeff posted:

*Hits Niennunb with a crowbar before he can say "As in, Ain't nobody watchin'!"*

*Throws a tire at QoP before he can say "A as in rear end!"

a show for a holes

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

when's the next ppv? that's the only thing i'm watching

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




MJeff posted:

Collision is just A Show now.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


loving A man

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

didn't see collision but heard it was bad :(

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Quantum of Phallus posted:

didn't see collision

Likely thing for a person not to do

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Quantum of Phallus posted:

didn't see collision but heard it was bad :(

QoP's TV went to the fed...:smith:

nexas
Sep 4, 2009

nope

7 times between Collision and Rampage the phrase "Where the best wrestle" was uttered by multiple talent. Bitch, show don't tell. I don't need to be told that if AEW fully believes in their talent.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

nexas posted:

7 times between Collision and Rampage the phrase "Where the best wrestle" was uttered by multiple talent. Bitch, show don't tell. I don't need to be told that if AEW fully believes in their talent.

They do show, all the time. Watch the product.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The last Rampage had JD Drake and the last Collision had Robyn Renegade, if they’re included in anyone’s definition of best the definition needs to change/stop being expanded to as wide as it apparently is

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




actually it’s not “where only the best wrestle” so it’s fine

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
The show had both Will Ospreay and Bryan Danielson wrestling on it so it is in fact objectively where the best wrestle

nexas
Sep 4, 2009

nope

It also had a corny music video staring trios losers The Acclaimed ft. rear end Daddy. That's prime "best wrestling" time being wasted.

I will say that Will Ospreay/ Lee Moriarty match was pretty ok.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

another Scorpio Sky push :negative:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

nexas posted:

7 times between Collision and Rampage the phrase "Where the best wrestle" was uttered by multiple talent. Bitch, show don't tell. I don't need to be told that if AEW fully believes in their talent.

When you're trying to get a tagline over, make sure you don't say it. Rule one of promotion: Don't promote.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Quantum of Phallus posted:

another Scorpio Sky push :positive:

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

The last Rampage had JD Drake and the last Collision had Robyn Renegade, if they’re included in anyone’s definition of best the definition needs to change/stop being expanded to as wide as it apparently is

Robyn Renegade is. JD should stick to holding balls

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

“Where the best wrestle” isn’t very good as a tagline. It’s not horrible but not especially good. Doesn’t roll off the tongue naturally, bad mouth feel.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


NienNunb posted:

“Where the best wrestle” isn’t very good as a tagline. It’s not horrible but not especially good. Doesn’t roll off the tongue naturally, bad mouth feel.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



whestle the bestle wrestle

(I like the tagline though)

nexas
Sep 4, 2009

nope

MJeff posted:

When you're trying to get a tagline over, make sure you don't say it. Rule one of promotion: Don't promote.

If they want to push that tagline so much, they should just follow the fed and put it at the beginning of every episode and ppv with some flashy videos package. Don't make multiple talent say the phrase and expect it to not sound forced after the 5th go around.

keithy george
Jan 8, 2008

Where the bestler wrestler, better than all the wrestler

Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!


where the worst post

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Kaveman posted:

where the worst post

Kaveman posted:

where the worst post

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Kaveman posted:

where the worst post

Right here? In The Hammer House, Stinger Splash Zone?!? :aaa:

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Congrats to Cash Wheeler for the dismissal of the charges 😌

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

NienNunb posted:

Congrats to Cash Wheeler for the dismissal of the charges 😌

i always believed in him

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Horrible how many people are wishing he was brought before a kangaroo court instead of respecting the rule of law.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

While many of you are likely yelling "GO EVPS" or "GO JUNGLE BOY!" I'm yelling "GO CASH WHEELER and the rule of law!”

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

NienNunb posted:

Congrats to Cash Wheeler for the dismissal of the charges 😌

he was always innocent

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I'm glad the DeSantis-fueled shakedown attempt of Cash Wheeler has failed.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

NienNunb posted:

Congrats to Cash Wheeler for the dismissal of the charges 😌

TOTAL EXONERATION

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

MJeff posted:

I'm glad the DeSantis-fueled shakedown attempt of Cash Wheeler has failed.

desantis is too woke and cash reminded him second amendment rights trump his wokeness!!!

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
i was rooting for life imprisonment

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

C. Everett Koop posted:

i was rooting for life imprisonment

he’s already under contract to Tony Khan…

nexas
Sep 4, 2009

nope

He'll always be known as FTR Gun in my heart.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

lol at anyone who believed a used car salesman from florida

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haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


*NWO theme playing* no-no-no-no, no charges filed

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